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thaiaficionado
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Arrive via Bangkok Air, haven't flown on one of these prop planes in years. Samui airport reminds me of Tahiti International near Papette, all outdoors, just a collection of small huts.
Minibus transfer to my hotel, First Bungalow Beach Resort, on the southern edge of Chaweng Beach. "You alone"?, the receptionist asks, and chuckles slightly. Not for long, I think to myself. I'd reserved a private bungalow, and hoped for one on the beach, but must settle for poolside. A considerable disappointment.
Showered, and I'm ready for some action. Where is this Soi Green Mango I've been reading about on the forum? Quite a distance from my bungalow, that's for sure. By the time I get there, I'm soaked in perspiration. It's still early, only a few girls, and very few players are about.
Almost immediately, I spot one I like. Such a pretty face, and don't asian women look hot in black mini-dresses? I take note of the bar and continue my trek to see what else might be available.
After making the rounds, I decide Ms. Black Dress is for me, so I begin to head back to her bar, but see her sitting at the sidewalk food stalls instead. This gives me an excellent opportunity to further examine her assets. I slowly circle around her, carefully scrutinizing her, like a predator sizing prey. She turns her head, appearing startled and frightened. "Eat", she says, motioning her hands to her mouth, and looking like she doesn't know whether to finish her meal, or run for her life.
I walk back to her bar, order a drink, and wait for her. She arrives shortly, and tries to avoid me by watching TV and going to the toilet (twice). I guess I really did frighten her, so I invite her to sit and have a drink. She agrees, but on condition that I also buy a drink for her friend. They ask if I'm injured, because of the huge bulge in my sock at the ankle. Since my shorts don't have pockets, I stuff my Day-Timer wallet with passport, travelers checks, and US dollars into my sock. This also makes it nearly impossible to be pick-pocketed by any ladyboys that may be lingering around. I pull the wallet out to show the ankle is fine, and flash the money, something I will later regret having done.
After some more idle chat, it's down to business. Bar fine, 200 baht. Long time, 2000, but she's apprehensive about going with me. "I go with you, three hours", she says. "I'll pay your bar fine for two days", I counter. "What you do tomorrow?", she inquires. Well, I'd planned to rent a jeep and drive around the island, then go to a nice restaurant. She nods approval, and we're off in a taxi for some instant ROI.
She has a pussy that fits just right. Soft, warm, and tight, applying just the right amount of stimulation to my head, to keep me cumming back for more. I'm good for two rounds this evening.
In the morning, after 'boom chow', we rent a nearly new Suzuki jeep for 800. Hope I can remember to drive on the left. I'd like to see a waterfall, and ask about Namuang, in the middle of the island. The owner isn't too excited about having his jeep going up the steep dirt incline, and suggests Wangsaotong waterfall as an alternative. My girl says she knows how to get there.
I don't know if it's the road or the suspension, but the ride isn't very smooth. Probably doesn't help going over 80 when the limit is 60. When we reach the turnoff, I cough up the 10 baht parking fee. A man offers an elephant ride to the falls for 600 baht. Sounds interesting, but two people cost 1000. Seems to me it should be like a taxi, so I pass. The man and my girl converse in Thai, probably saying what a cheap bastard I am. The waterfall is quite unspectacular, so I ask my girl what she would like to do.
Not far from the falls is the Butterfly Garden. "Me, a butterfly?", I ask. "No, not you", she replies. Entering through a steel curtain, this place is remarkable. Tropical setting, with exotic butterflies roaming freely.
I'm hungry, so we cross the street and take a table at the Reef Cafe in the Central Samui Village Resort. I have the scallop salad, followed by the oven roasted white snapper. My girl, who only eats Thai, orders a spicy chicken dish. Quite a contrast to the girl I took to the Saxophone Pub on Wednesday who ordered TWO chicken salads, and ate half of one and a third of the other. Go figure. For desert, I talk my girl into sharing some Creme Brulee, served with vanilla ice cream, but she doesn't like either. Only person I've known that didn't like ice cream, something she claimed to have eaten only once. After lunch, we finish driving the circumference of the island, and return to the bungalow for more ramming.
In the evening, she goes out to eat. I didn't pack the Imodium, and all that steamed fish in ginger I ate in Phuket is taking it's toll, so I stay put. A few hours later she returns with a story that her friend at the bar had a motorcycle accident, and her friend says that I don't like her. She then abandons the story, which sounds like a scam.
The next morning, the well is dry and I can't 'finish'. I have no complaints, however. She helped me 'finish' five times during a span of roughly 24 hours. At my age, I didn't think I had that much jam in me. I have to check-out at noon today, my flight to Hua Hin departs in the afternoon. I leave 2000 atop her purse, plus a 500 baht tip, just as I'd done the morning before. It's time to return the jeep and collect my passport I left as a deposit. As I insert my passport into my Day-Timer wallet, I notice a fifty dollar bill is missing. All the twenties are present, but the single fifty has been lifted while I slept (there are no in-room safes). I don't feel angry, but I feel a little hurt that she stole from me.
As I approach the bungalow, I can see her shoes are still outside the door. Why didn't she cut out? It would have been so easy, she knows I have a flight in the afternoon. She doesn't seem the courageous type, probably barely tips the scales at 100 lbs, about 40% of my mass.
When I enter the bungalow, she's lying on the bed watching wrestling on TV. I stand between her and the TV, pull out my Day-Timer wallet, and thumb through it's contents. Then I turn and look at her, but she's very careful to avoid eye contact, so I put down the wallet and lay on the bed beside her. "You hot?", she says. I don't speak, but get up and turn up the fan on the a/c. Then I finish packing my bag. I'm not going to ask for the money back. I know she's sharing an apartment with other girls and trying to support a child in Chaing Mai from a failed marriage. Besides, I feel certain her friends at the bar put her up to it. She's very pretty, but not very savvy.
At ten minutes before noon, she gets up and says "I go now. Thank you for me", and she kisses me on the lips. I return the kiss, without much feeling, and she leaves. I didn't say a word to her after returning the jeep.
In summary, I really enjoyed the island atmosphere on Samui, not nearly as well developed as the Hawaiian islands. Although targeted towards couples, there's still plenty of action for the single player. It may not have the quantity of choices as Bangkok or Pattaya, but still some good pickings available. How many TGs do you need to bang on your holiday, anyway? 5,000? Where have you gone, Wilt Chamberlain? About a dozen are fine with me. Well, better make that a baker's dozen.
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Posted on: 4:30 am on Sep. 23, 2003
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ThaidUp
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thaiaficionado, great report. You are definiitely "Jai Dee"
Yeah, you could have confronted her and it would end up in a big drama scene. Who needs that when you are on vacation. Where is the ROI in that? Chauk it up to one of Thailand's experiences and enjoy the good times that you had.
I had one those daytimers myself until all my travelers checks slipped out one time, then I left it in a back seat of a taxi once with passport (Returned by Taxi driver). The best deal is giving that damn thing away to a BG for a screw.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 5:08 am on Sep. 23, 2003
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DrLove
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Yeah, just let them steal you blind and keep your mouth shut .....
That's the way to go!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:50 am on Sep. 23, 2003
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griffin
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next time you are on samui head straight to lamai, which is less developed and does not have the honeymooner approach of chaweng. more genuine action there with also lower prices. You have definately been 'jai dee mak mak' paying these prices on samui!
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Posted on: 7:19 am on Sep. 23, 2003
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buxeda
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thaiaficionado
nice report, thanks. i went to a waterfall in samui about 5 years ago, that was great. i forgot the name , though. we had to walk on a very narrow trail through the jungle for quite a while and there wasn't hardly anybody.
enjoy your trip
una mariposa
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Posted on: 7:36 am on Sep. 23, 2003
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poskat
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Griffin
what do you mean by "more genuine action"? Are there more places or girls in Lamai vs Chawang? What places do you suggest there? Any resort recomendations (I'm on a 1500B per day housing budget)? I'm going to KS on Oct 22-26, so would be grateful for any experienced advice.
poskat
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Posted on: 8:57 am on Sep. 24, 2003
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griffin
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lamai is more quiet and thai style relaxed. chaweng touristie with a lot of western couples and honeymooners or even families. there might be more girls in chaweng as it is bigger but you will find the better ratio in lamai. lamai is more tilted towards singel travellers and longterm stayers. -> prices tehre are lower and more laid back atmosphere.
hotels to stay are coral cove chalet starts at thb 1,600 for the stunning bungalows or the pavillion starting at about thb 2,000. there are cheaper options available than those but i prefer a bit more upmarket places!
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Posted on: 10:56 am on Sep. 25, 2003
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poskat
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I'm a poor grad student. Those are way out of my range for this trip. How far apart is lamai and chawang in terms of travel time? It looks like it's easy enough to get from one to the other in a night. So maybe I'll stay at north lamai so I can go back and forth. i'll only be there 4 days and will do a bit of diving and a Marine park tour and R&R.
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Posted on: 2:50 pm on Sep. 25, 2003
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Ktmdude
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Lamai to Chawang is only about 10-15 minutes via motorbike.
I was at Lamai earlier this year and was seeking more budget accommodation. I paid 500B per night for a bungalow on the beach at Lamai Inn 99. This was perfect for me, bungalow was rustic, and very close to the action. No complaints at all and very satisfactory.
And there's even more budget accommodation available if one wants around the 300-400B range according to the Lonely Planet guide.
Agree very much with Griffin's comments i.e. forget about Chaweng and head straight for Lamai. Much more relaxing and less touristy.
Girls are very warm and keen for action at Lamai. They can be had for 500B all night no problem (and sometimes most of the following day). In fact 500B all night was the most I ever paid and the girls were happy.
If one is patient can usually find a real gem. Generally I find it took some time to select the cutie for the night, but this was all part of the fun.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:38 am on Sep. 27, 2003
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poskat
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Anyone have a suggestion for good dive shop on Samui?
poskat
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:15 pm on Sep. 27, 2003
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