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samthedog
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Arrived in the Topland Hotel, Phitsanuloke after two days and driving 1,200 km. Hot, tired (actually I was absolutelyf_ckingknackered) hungry, red eyed. This is always when I am at my most dangerous! I need some serious relaxation and diversion (yes, escapism).
The Kareoke, Disco and Pool Hall is on the third floor. Very cheap, tatty, non-english-speaking cracks in the wall "upcountry" Thai.
Disco was thumping and full of little young freelancers and some young Thai guys. Looked too much bother, but a possibility for next time? I was too tired and didn't want to be turned down by a 20 year old farm girl.
Into the Kareoke. Private room please? Picked the 6 prettiest hostesses. Blue evening gowns. Hair tied up. Four were very chinese and white. Two very dark.
One of the dark ones was very tall, 26, large natural breasts, Great arse, Statuesque, lovely eyes. I could fit both my hands around her waist. She just oozed fit f_ckable sex from every pore.
One of the white chinese girls was very cute and bubbly. Smaller, very pretty girl. 22 and looked like the girl from "Love actually" She kept wiggling her arse and looking over her shoulder with the best "come and get it" grin I have seen for ages. Could sing great too!
The others were nice, but this was the winning combo!
Damages
Two hours VIP Kareoke room, Thb 300 per hour
Bottle of Chivers regal, Thb 1, 400
Mixers - Soda water, Coke and ice, Thb 900
Food - (yes, I fed them as well) Thb 900
Tip Thb 1,000 between them.
OK, we have all had great 'Sanuk', lots of cuddles, lots of dancing, My "one-eyed-man" made the same choice as me for a change, the dark one one white one if possible? do you like me? do you want to come upstairs with me? please, please?
"How many days you staying? "We see you tomorrow" "We phone in sick tomorrow night"
This was actually a GREAT offer. These girls were great fun, a fantastic contrast in looks and personality, but obviously liked each other, and were very "hot"
I cannot. I am very sorry. I have to leave tomorrow morning, 7.00 a.m.
"Sorry, we dont finish work 'till 4.30."
WTF, I am very sorry, I am knackered, I want to go to bed now.
"Sorry, we dont finish work 'till 4.30." "Please can you go to the disco, and we will see you when we finish"
Now I actually thought hard about this. I was tired, I had drunk half of the whisky. I knew I could not last till 4.30 and then shag these two lovely girls with the care and attention that they both deserved and obviously wanted. This suddenly made me feel even more tired, and pissed off! Its under your nose, on a plate, gagging for it, and you can't manage it. Boy does that hurt!
"Sorry girls, next time". They both took me to the lift and kissed me goodbye, and pleaded with me for telephone number and to come back at 4.30.
Shiiiiiittt! lucked out!
Back to my room on the top floor. Two very young dyed-blond-orange chinese/japanese looking "kogal" girls were standing outside the business center room, just down from my room. They were beng grilled by a guy, and rejected (couldn't hear why!) I motioned for them to come into my room. With lots of giggles they came in.
OK, negotio seguinte..... They wanted Thb 3,000 each to stay. I was tempted, but they were young, and one of them looked worried and was soooo much starfish material that it was a no-brainer that she would not be up-for-it anyway. I made up my mind.
"Thb 2,000 each till the morning, and started with a bath for all of us." (still not sure why I threw that one in? but that is what I wanted) Lots of giggles and aaawwws later, I threw them out as two time wasters, and they both f_cked off down to the Disco.
Shiiiiiittt! lucked out again!
f_ckitI'mfeelingpissedoffnow!
Down to the massage on the fourth floor.
Nice tall (eurosean?) girl negotiated/translated for me.
The one eyed man had already chosen this one. She said sorry but it was not her turn. Could I come back tomorrow? for her turn?
She called an even prettier girl for the job. WOW! nice. Tall, fair, beautiful breasts with fantastic "chapel hat peg" nipples. I could see them through her top. The problem was she was too pretty, if you know what I mean? I start to get an uneasy feeling when they know that they are just too good looking?
Oil massage in my room Thb 350 per hour, two hours.
Great. Up I go with her!
She runs a bath, puts me in, and starts to wash me all over. Lovely attention to the one-eyed-man. He blows his first load.
On the bed. Now the whining starts. Thb 3,000 short time please. I am tired, and getting a little tetchy with the sh_t by now.
No, actually I just want a two hour oil massage, and if I fall asleep and don't wake up, then don't slam the door on the way out!
Now she gets undressed, gets into bed, and says "I don't want to give oil massage, don't you want me?" This was so successful that I actually changed my mind - actually I am sure that my brain had gone to sleep, and the one in my cock was on autopilot. I should have known better!
Thb 2,000, no more, take it or leave it!
After lots of pouting and attitude she grudgingly accepted.
OK, OK, I should have known. It is my experience taht if you negotiate a lower price, and the girl is pissed off with it, it is better to pass on it anyway!
She was as dry as a bone. Didn't allow oral, and was a starfish untill I turned her over and did her doggy style because I didn't want to see her pulling faces any more. That was the only way I could "finish the job" The condom broke because she was so dry!
On that note I handed her her clothes, Thb 2,000 and dropped straight off into an exhausted three hour sleep.
Shiiiiiittt! lucked out again!
Close, but crap night really. Better luck next time!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:20 am on Mar. 19, 2004
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caronte
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Now this is a good thing to know....actually I am one of the main partners of this hotel and yet, I've never realized the possibility to have some good time there!
Strange that also my Thai guides have never mentioned to me about the good deals going around...gotta punish'em for this!
Too bad I got a repuation to keep up and I can't let the management know that I took a girl in my room.....sigh!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 5:01 am on Mar. 19, 2004
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samthedog
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caronte
Don't punish them, praise tham. The place was humming when I was there. The hotel was busy. Lots of tourists goint to see the old capital at Sukhothai.
The bell boy was the one who gave me the best tips in the elevator (like they usually do) so dont ask your managers, they probably dont know, because like you they cant "dip their wick" Ask the doorman and bell hop.
Ohhh yes. The fat kwitoew lady in the restaurant gave the best noodles!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:10 pm on Mar. 21, 2004
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judge schmaels
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This is some useful information as I will be going to Phitsanulok in a month or so, thanks for posting.
Caronte, I sent you a messege, did you get it?
JS
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:23 am on Oct. 1, 2004
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Noknoi
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I will going too with my LTGF. Can I just get massage there in parlor with HJ?
How much is Topland?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:25 pm on Oct. 16, 2004
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