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expatchuck
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This will be my first attempt at an FR so will not be as much fun as CG's. It will not be as intelligent as a post from Arcadius and it will not be as argumentative as one of Smegma's. It will, however, be filled with wanton debauchery and tales of sex beyond imagination.
Now that I have you paying some attention, Yogibear, Mangda and I (expatchuck) jumped in our limousine and went in search of Kryptonite in Chonburi. We were coming from Pattaya and epc was driving so, naturally, we got lost in Sricha but that's another story. Upon realizing our tragic mistake, Krypto decided to meet these fools at a Shell Station on Sukhumvit if only they could stay on Sukhumvit long enough to find it. After some heavy driving and two incorrect Shell Stations, we pulled up to the correct one and saw this sinister looking person sitting on a motorbike, looking thirsty. Sure enough, it was Krypto. After some rather desultory introductions (remember Krypto had been sitting on his motorbike waiting for a carload of idiots to show up), he joined us and the fun began.
Our first stop was the Asia Massage Parlor and Emporium in Chonburi. When Krypto entered, all the girls seated behind the glass started chanting "Krypto, Krypto, Krypto" but as the other three of us entered, the chants quickly died out to a stunned silence. Taking this as a not so good sign, we ordered some Chang beer and began trying to make eye contact with some of the lovely lasses in the fishbowl. This became increasingly difficult to do and even the Mamasan began refusing our offers to ply her with drinks and even spurned our offers to give her cash if she could find a girl that was not having her period. It seems that all the girls were on the rag that day. Oh well, never mind, we said as we got a call from a friend saying there was a wild party going on in Pattaya and we were invited. We decided to move on to greater venues and jumped into the car for the wild ride to Pattaya.
Upon entering Pattaya, we got a call and, it seems, the party had become a bust. All the available girls had been pre-f_cked that day and, being the discerning guys we were by shunning sloppy seconds, we decided to see if we could get lucky on Soi Yodsak. Our first stop on Soi Yodsak was the inimitable Red Point where there was an abundance of lively looking flesh hanging outside, yelling suggestive things at you and tugging at your person to get you to enter their establishment. Since we were likely to be willing participants in some cort of coupling action, we entered the bar where it was dark and steamy. We ordered our Beer Chang and then the strangest thing happened. All the girls vanished and went to other tables and some even began playing cards and watching TV. We were waving 1,000 baht bills over our heads but it seems it was payday and the girls were not interested in our money. This is a strange event that has only occured a few times in my life. Kind of like a full solar eclipse, but I digress. The four of us, feeling scorned and rejected decided to try Ruby's Bar as they had a few nice looking young nubile companions outside.
Ruby's is a nice, small bar with comfortable seating and trees planted in pots everywhere so there is lots of privacy. Our group sat down in a booth with seating for eight (remember there were four of us?) and it quickly filled up to five as there was a former employee of Asia Massage and she knew Krypto. Try as we might, we could not induce any feminine companionship to enter our little lust booth. We offered lady drinks, food and even cash to no avail. It seems all the ladies at this bar had already been barfined and were waiting for their boyfriends to return and get them. Bad luck for us but never mind.
We then went to dinner at Queen Victoria's place and this turned out to be the highlight of our day as we got exactly what we expected. A good meal.
About this time, another phone call came in saying the party had turned into a real barn burner after my buddy last called me as a large group of new girls had arrived. When I expressed an interest in our coming there, he said all the girls had just left and there were only a few fat Canadians sitting around the pool in their Speedos. We decided to go to the Buffalo Bar instead.
Upon arrival at the BB, we were greeted with the traditional Wai by some lovely young things in VERY SHORT skirts. This piqued our interest so we got a large table and ordered our Beer Chang. Again this very unusual event happened that none of the girls seemed to express any interest in our obvious good looks and the fact we might be willing to pay cash for pussy. Some interest was shown in Krypto but he was being loyal to the group and said if we couldn't all get laid, then he would not partake of the obvious talent there either. I think this attitude of Krypto's in supporting his fellow board members is most commendable and should be pointed out at this stage.
By this time (nearly 2200) I was getting rather tired from all the drunken revelling and declared my intent to go home alone yet again. Everybody was yawning and we had an early golf game the next day so I left, leaving the other three members (Krypto, Mangda and Yogibear) to fend for themselves.
I picked up Mangda and Yogibear the next morning for our golf game and they both looked spent and tired. It seems that when I left, the girls became friendlier and even joined the guys for a few lady's drinks. Nobody has seen Krypto since that night but I presume he got lucky after I left also.
I attribute our lack of success to the fact that we were drinking Beer Chang and the girls thought we were all from Scotland and too frugal to spend time with.
Well, that about closes out this FR. I hope it has not excited you too much and you will be able to finish your day out just thinking about how much fun you could have when you party with me.
I am happy the guys got lucky when I went home though.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:55 pm on Jan. 6, 2004
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Cheap Chalee Mai Dee
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BTDT
It's amazing how the ladies can judge character "wallet size" buy what you drink. Should have taken them to the Butterfly or King Kong.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:18 pm on Jan. 6, 2004
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Kryptonite
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No getting lucky for me after you left EPC. It seems as though all I could attract was the "red dragon" from hell.
I would like to head back to Ruby's and nail that sweet ass that was sitting next to me though. That has to be the nicest ass I have seen in a very long time. Ehh Mangda?
It was a great time EPC, just some friends shooting the sh_t. Exactly what a guy like me needed. I can get laid anytime, but you can't get a good bullsh_t session in Chonburi to save your life!
Krypto
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:29 pm on Jan. 6, 2004
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ASIAN MAN
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Quote: from expatchuck on 5:55 pm on Jan. 6,
When Krypto entered, all the girls seated behind the glass started chanting "Krypto, Krypto, Krypto"
What a " classic ", once I've pictured it in my mind, I couldn't stop laughing  got to remind myself to check out Asia Massage 
epc...great FR ! look out CG
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 1:52 am on Jan. 7, 2004
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BK boiler
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sh_t. I gotta stop ordering tap water then. j/k
EC, that was a great report. It's great to hear what others go through during the hunt.
So, rumor has it you finally met up with the BJ girl DG recommended. Care to share you experiences with that. I called her, but some older sounding lady answered. Finally, I get missbj on the phone, but due to the language barrier, I wasn't able to communicate my thoughts in time. When I went to get change for the telly, I ran into a randon cute little thang and the rest is history.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:40 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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expatchuck
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BK:
I did see her but did not talk to her as she was occupied with an un-named member's member. Not a bad looker but has she been spoiled by DG? I know not but the un-named member can post and we would all know.
I have heard rumors the reason we were dismissed so sullenly in the various dens of iniquity was that DG had soured the young ladies against all farangs.
Krypto:
I don't know what you had against the "lady in red". She had a purse full of money and big tits. A teensey, weensey bit short tempered but if you took her teeth out and put them in the glass of water, she couldn't bite you during the BJ.
You might give that some thought next time.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:58 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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yogibear
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I can verify the accuracy of EPC's FR. Even so, I had a great time. This was the first time that I have met up with other members and these three are really fun to pal around with. I expect that xxxxx may have more info on the BJ lady.
Well, I have been back to both the Red Spot and Ruby and sucumbed to temptation in both places. I found Ruby to be the better of the two. In fact Mangda and I went back after golf as EPC took a few hours leave to take his daughter home from school. The ladies are not at all interested in lt. We later met up on walking street for more fun and games.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:04 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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JHolmesJr
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I can't imagine how a retard like DG can have such powers of persuasion to turn TGs against farangs, of all people...their main source of income.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:05 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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Kryptonite
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You guys better not have tapped that sweet ass (in Ruby's) that I have my hopes on getting? I know Mangda really liked that ass. Damn it! I have to get to that place and do some plumbing. 
Krypto
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:20 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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ringthebells
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I found the women at rubys red point (is it??) very attentative on 28.12.03.
really.
rtb
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:34 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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