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KillerFlix
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Two love affairs in 5 days in Koh Samui
So I get my motorbike and scurry off to discover Lamai nightlife. I ride up and down main street, checking out bars one beer at a time. Eventually I park at the principal beer-bar cluster across 7-11. I am slightly loaded on a motorbike…no good…I need a break.
I sit at a bar, front row, very right and check out the scene. Out of nowhere this little suntanned thing shows up behind the counter. She looks like…hmmm…OK, if Lucy Liu (the asian broad from Charlie’s Angels) would be Thai, that’s how she would look like. She: “you want to play game?” Me (slight elevation in my shorts) “oh, yes I do!” We play connect four and the other bar game with the dices and flirt like no tomorrow. I am totally into her; she loves it, plays hard-to-get (yeah, right) ! An hour later I pay the bar B300 and we go eat and ride to my hotel (Samui Resorts, beachfront bungalow, pool, bar/restaurant on site, breakfast, teak accent in huge room, giant bed, US$ 43/night, you keep your room key!) I can’t keep my hands off her, she is cute as a button, great teeth, she has soft skin, smells oh-so-good, small, perky breasts, I undress her down to her panties…I just stare, and I know for sure that God is a man!…her Venus-hill is slightly protruding making the whole “area” a handful/”grab able”. I about to go down on her, she goes to the shower. She is back in no time in her full glory. I slowly make my way down, circling the target, finally homing in. Now let me “segway” here for a second: I’ve been doing this for 30 years…I was down there long before I’ve tried one on and I’ll be down there long after I am able to try one on. I have seen and consumed all shapes, tastes colors and sizes at all temperature, i.e; from extra rare to well done. But this girl, this 5’2” 90lbs 26 years old mom of a 2 year old, this sexy, suntanned sweetness with her pouting lips and asian eyes has the perfect pussy! Her labia are symmetrical and perfectly closed without any excess skin and tapers off smoothly at both ends. The inner lips form a perfect oval, within the labia, but able to cover her without folding. There isn’t a wrinkle in sight!!! The hood over her “high-point” just about covers it and easy to retract upon swelling (was plenty of that). And the skin on it!!! OMFG!!! The finest Thai silk could only feel like sand-paper next to it! I am beyond excitement! I dive in and enjoy each square millimeter, savor every drop. After a while she pulls me up, she is very flustered her voice shaky: “you like?” “I do” she puts my head back down and I finish her off. She rolls one up on me and I am done in 5 minutes…After I regain consciousness we decide to go dancing to Green Mango in Chewang. Taxi shows up, wants B300 I say we take motorbike, we agree B200. MyLucyLiu and I dance the night away in and around Green Mango (music sucks, DJ plays “sound effects” instead of smooth-over the numbers, people stand around waiting for the beat.) We are back at the hotel around 2 am for an other passionate session.
At breakfast fat falang woman look at us with the evil eye, while their husbands/boyfriends checking MyLucy out. How funny! Later she takes my motorbike to get her swimsuit and let me tell you, if there is heaven it’s in the warm waters in Koh Samui with a cute Thai girl, wearing a tiny bikini! We frolic in the sea, sunbathe, shower, boom-boom then eat seafood lunch at a beachfront restaurant just south of Lamai. sh_t, I am on a honeymoon! After that, we got on the motorbike and go see Big Buddha, at the north shore of Samui. I give her money to give it to Buddha, and light the incense. She prays, I melt. (I love when they do that) On the way back we stop for a bite and run into a group of really hot-ass girls (Thai, of course) I snap out of it! I realize this is my second day with the same girl…so I tell MyLucy we going back to her bar later. She is confused:
“You not like me?” Me: “I like you a lot, but I am on holiday” She is sad, but understood.
At the bar I have a beer with her and make the promise that I’ll see her before leaving Samui. Her response: “I want to be with you” Me thinking: “I am an asshole” and walk away…
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:37 pm on July 16, 2004
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GATOR420
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Where is the second love affair? Or did I count wrong?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:52 pm on July 16, 2004
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KillerFlix
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I would never shorten my brothers on a love affair, Gator! 
I forget to mention that I gave MyLucy B1K.
I am doing the rounds looking for a replacement for MyLucy. I find a really cute girl at a small bar near the south end of main street. We head off well, good conversation I am about to pay bar, when all of a sudden she start to rave about her buffed Australian boyfriend and how much she loves him. Just in time, thank you. I pay my tab and bolt.
I want to see the only other paved street, running perpendicular to main street. Same set up, shops and bars on both side and on a dirt field, to the left (south) a cluster of one-pole beer-bars. I hang for a while, bar games, beers, chit-chat and decide to go back to main street to try to pick up a waitress I saw riding by. I take the long way and walk around the last beer-bar at the back…then my jaw just drops. At the very last joint, where are no customers is a girl doing the mandatory go-go gyrating. This girl is very young and very pretty. The few other girl notices my attention and wave me over. I sit down for a cold one and try not to stare like a high-schooler. Upon my arrival the dancing girl reduces the gyrating to a wiggle. Hmmm. I try to talk to her…no English. Great! I request the help of an older (30?) girl with a great body. She translates. We talk a little, usual icebreakers, I watch her dance and slowly loosing my head…she is tall, 5’6” beautiful face with freckles on her nose and actually has an ass! (picture available upon request) She is very, very young and seems like afraid to look at me. After awhile I ask if she would like to go with me. She tells the other girl, no. No?! WTF?! The other girl sees my disappointment and gets the mamasan/owner and older lady commanding great respect. She sits with me and asks me if I’d like to take the girl out. “yes” (duh) Ok she says I’ll talk to her. Long and fast conversation in Thai, mamasan is back. She explains to me that the girl is her niece, only 18, this is her 4th week, very afraid and inexperienced. I ask if she ever went with a falang. Yes, mamasan says she had one customer before. Holy sh_t I am going to baby-sit! Mamasan tells me that is up to the girl if she wants to go, she says she will go with me tomorrow. Now I am on a mission! I play nice; I say fine, she can still have a drink with me here. Sure. She leaves her pole and sits with me and mamasan. I buy drinks and mamasan casually interrogates me. Mamasan translates my responses, young beauty seems to be easing up. We are watching the bar TV when a merchant shows up with purses. The girls go nuts, (future) mine clinches one. I watch the commotion, and then I ask: “Do you have a purse?” She goes;”No” I point to the one she grabbed earlier. “You like?” Big smile and nodding. I buy the thing for her and sure enough she opens a drawer and puts her loose stuff, wallet, make-up, tissues and other girly crap inside her new purse with childish joy and plants a fast kiss on my cheek. I am effectively rendered a spineless love-slave at her disposal at that point. Gathering the morsels of my dignity I say goodnight with a promise that I shall return. I have a restless night of sleep alone.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:06 pm on July 16, 2004
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eight
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Killer,your an ass pole.Get back here and finish the story.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:13 pm on July 16, 2004
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Montydog
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Samui can do that to a man.
Keep writing!!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:08 am on July 17, 2004
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KillerFlix
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I try to finish the story tonight...if nothing else I can re-live the experience to a certain extent...I am sooo hooked it's not even funny...
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:04 pm on July 17, 2004
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hzink
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Quote: from KillerFlix on 6:06 am on July 17, 2004
I have a restless night of sleep alone.
What? You were so smittedn that you couldn't go back to YourLucyLiu for the night?
Harry
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:15 pm on July 17, 2004
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bestmate
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Very good report so far but where is the rest!?!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:09 am on July 19, 2004
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ThaidUp
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Quote from KillerFlix " have seen and consumed all shapes, tastes colors and sizes at all temperature, i.e; from extra rare to well done. But this girl, this 5’2” 90lbs 26 years old mom of a 2 year old, this sexy, suntanned sweetness with her pouting lips and asian eyes has the perfect pussy! Her labia are symmetrical and perfectly closed without any excess skin and tapers off smoothly at both ends. The inner lips form a perfect oval, within the labia, but able to cover her without folding. There isn’t a wrinkle in sight!!! The hood over her “high-point” just about covers it and easy to retract upon swelling (was plenty of that). And the skin on it!!! OMFG!!! The finest Thai silk could only feel like sand-paper next to it! "
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Great FR KF. You won't be a wine taster by profession would you?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:39 am on July 19, 2004
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KillerFlix
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No, but I worked in LA restaurants for years from waiting tables to manage bars and restaurants. Beside I had to look out for BK's watchful eyes, so I don't get edited out...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:36 am on July 20, 2004
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