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So here I am (earlier this year) after a good long drive to Gahnjanahburi,
Willing Newbie Accomplice (WNA) is along and in store for a peek at my evil brother Mr. Hyde (the Salami) later on.
We cruise past the town on the bypass first and then circle back after a full investigation of intended routes
Now it’s time to find a hotel and put on our Fanny-Rat Hats 
One of the BTFers mentioned River Kwai Hotel (Riwer Kwaa in Thai)
No, they don’t use the Kwai literal word for Buffalo (don’t know why)
Room rate was damn reasonable considering the location and the look of the place. 
Ok, I made notes to go over “the bridge” and check out the bars on the other side, and also to check out what was near the hotel on Saang Chuto road, both ideas from BTF.
It was after dark by the time we left the hotel, so we could see a few Karaoke establishments, and some MPs, but we wanted the “Dek Drink” BG gals who don’t expect you to sing, but will sit and drink with you…
Went down to “The Bridge”. Not much there, but still a few vendors selling plameuk yahng (BBQ Squid), and a couple of backpackers here and there from the guest houses.
Started the walk across the bridge to “see what was on the other side”. He He…
Was understanding there were some BGs over there who play connect4.
Got 1/4 or 1/3 the way across and the deck plates were no more. Only thing holding you up beyond that point is wooden planks…
Hmm, this is pretty dangerous sh!te, so WNA says "phuck that" and buggers off to one of the outlook points that are mounted on the sides of the bridge.
I continue until I can’t see my own damn feet and am using them like a blind man to see if there’s a plank to put my next foot on 
I go to the nearest lookout point and see A girl over there, who appears too young to be a BG. Looks like they sell touristy junk trinkets from what I can see of the lighted areas 
Suddenly I realize that if there were beautiful Sirens over there, I’d be like Odysseus for sure. Get over there, and get all f_cked up on their ale and then fall off the damn bridge trying to crawl back…or just never leave (like Ody) well, he almost didn’t leave.
OK, agree with WNA, not crossing the bridge. What to do now ? He dials a mate of his who grew up in the area. Said that we were already staying at the hotel with the best damn MP in town, best disco, & best Karaoke.
We explained that we wanted the Dek Drink biz.
He then explained for us to just go North from “The Bridge” and there were bars and restaurants all over catering mostly to backpackers and other tourists.
Ah, we start driving round, and see some BGs, but they’re mostly really TGs serving in restaurants..hmm, wonder if they’re up for LTs
We cruise “the strip” for a second time and I spot a shop with about 7 gals unoccupied, and 3 are do-able, 2 hotties 
Most of the action we’d seen til then was in shops with 8 customers (mostly male) and 3 BGs attending their needs. Hmm, not good odds
OK, to the end of this cruise, and that’s the best we can see, back to a parking spot near, (but not too near) to the shop. It was called Mai Thai (no not the drink). How appropriate actually, Wood Thai, but I was the one getting wood when I walked in and saw the 2 hotties pulling up their shirts to show their tiny flat tummies to their co-workers.
One’s got on a G-String (under her lo-rider jeans) and is serving drinks in the best bend-over fashion you can imagine. Ah-Ha, JackPot
A-Cup Hottie (ACH) cums over and suggests we have a meal, and a drink. Points out the menu and points out some chairs at the bar 
We select some typical Thai stuff off the menu that is priced at about double the rate of typical street vendors, which is basically how it’s prepared…
Sit and have a Heiny while ACH chats up WNA. WNA suggests she talk to me as I was the one who pointed out the shop.
No I said, I want the other hottie. After an inquiry, ACH comes back and says that hottie #2 is waiting for her BF from last night. Sh!te !!
He arrives almost instantly then and they sit and play connect4...5555, no joke
OK, there’s the G-String gal, but she’s not paying me much attention. Oh well.
Ah, there’s D-Cup Do-Able (DCDA) and she’s taking notice that I’m watching her breasts thru her V-neck top every time she goes to get a beer from under the bar.
OK, paired off we are now, and trying to play pool (billiards). It’s 8 ball, but the balls are war-torn from being bounced on concrete and pavement, the cues have rounded tips. This ain’t New Wave Soi 7, that’s for sure !!!
After a couple games and chit-chat, some BackPackers come in and eye the table. All your's big boys, and I do mean boys, these guys must have been under 20 every one of them… like the one that hottie #2 was with. Oh well, newbies deserve to play pool and have GFEs too
We’d asked the gals already what was the Happening thing in town, and they all said the disco at our hotel “Glitz”, before they knew we were staying there mind you
OK, to the hotel, we happen to know the way.. 5555
Oh, forgot to mention that ACH told us the rates of BF and LT before I called out DCDA
Now there’s talk of buying rubbers/condoms. No I say, got heaps in the room. WNA is surprised and realizes I planned this a week ago..555
Well, the hotel parking lot is absophuckinglutely full when we get there, the MP, Disco, and Karaoke are bOOming with customers. Parked in the freaking bushes practically and install all the anti-theft gear and remove the stereo faceplate, just to be safe.. it’s dark out there.
Ah, I walk in without getting checked ID, because I look about twice the age of any one of my companions.. errrr is that a good thing >>?
The place is absolutely Bumpin’. I couldn’t imagine where all the Hi-So wannabees came from
The music is cranked up so LOUD that you can feel it more than you can hear it.
Band’s pretty good, but them I’m wondering why they call this a disco if the band is playing and they’re not playing dance music. Oh well, everyone’s bouncing their arses around in a rhythm anyhow.. and some nice arses
Oh, don’t want to leave out the MP. We went in and left our GFs outside. Inquired about pricing and time span. 90 mins is what you get. The ugly gals who can actually massage are 1k, 1.5k gets you the typical MP gals, and outside the fish bowl were the 2k hotties (models/sideliners). Most were white skinned, and only one with huge hOOters who just got called out by a Chinese-Thai guy who gave me a look of animosity as he was picking her out of the line. He noticed I was eyeing her 
Our dates told us outside that the white babes were from Chiang Mai/Rai area and they even sometimes had Burmese chicks. Hmm, don’t think they’d be in the visible/public line-up somehow.
Disco/Club : After a few numbers of songs, dancers come out (male) in these weird costumes and start dancing while there’s someone announcing their first Star of the night. Out she cums in her thigh-high leather boots and she’s SO HOT. Oh, well, the girls sit and play like they're wiping the drool off our chins for a while. Funny the first few times, but it got old later that night 
There were several scantily clad Star singers like this on thru the night, and almost all of them had tattoos, mostly around their navel or just under it, lengthwise. I was just wondering why these beautiful young ladies would do such a thing
Just when I thought I’d seen all the Stars out comes this young pretty that looks like a Japanese University Student. She’s such a stunner, and not a mark on her (tattoo-wise).
I’m getting hard watching her and my date noticed. She’s had one foot on the inside of my sandals on one foot and the other foot (hers) is up my shorts and right at the base of my sack. Yeah, sounds tough, but not on these exceptionally high bar stools, and it was pretty dark on the floor level, so not many noticed.
She jumps off her chair/stool and starts grinding me. Oh yeah !. Time to climb down off this stool and let her wind me up. She’s a pro at this. Got one hand up behind my neck and the other is on the back of my thigh. Wee Willy is SO happy !!! (I feel like shouting, “Say hello to my little friend !!”)
WNA is just watching ACH buck around like a wild mare in heat. I suggest he move up and provide a groin for her to work on, visually of course since you can’t hear one other unless you’re screaming into the other person’s ear
She takes the bait (my suggestion) instead and goes over to him and pelvis hugs him while rearing back&forth and splashing him with her hair. I’m getting hardER just watching her.
She’s damn HOT, and can move like a cat.
Doesn’t take long to realize the gals come here often, cause they know what act/Star is cumming next most times.
Ah, that explains their dancing skills too. They’re popular and don’t look away when other blokes are smiling or even come up and talk. Hmm, not sure if I’m comfortable with this, but what the hell, we’re gonna get laid after all this, aren’t we ??!!
ACH is even being winked and smiled at by the keyboardist of the band who got worried when he saw me see him…if you can understand my gist…
Well, ACH already told us to go-with-the-flow because there were jealous fights in this joint often. I guessed along those lines, as I’d noticed the boys-in-brown up above on the balcony with those long flashlight/nightsticks and radios.
I merely winked back at mr. keyboard and shrugged as if to say, phuck It 
The beer is going down like water, tasty water. WNA suggests going to the rooms and I agree, but the gals don’t, and I am enjoying the show. An older Star cums out who does a thundering rendition of an old Mai JarernPoora song that I’m a fan of. Sort of an embarrassing moment when she has the stage crew direct the lights on me cause I’m the only Farang in the place, and I’m singing along at the top of my lungs.. 5555 
Face gained back on my first trip to take a wiz soon after. Some of the folks in the crowd were going “That’s the Farang who knows the words to that (Thai) song!!!”
All the questions from the local blokes in the bathroom, how long you been here, etc
The bands stop playing now, and it’s techno-disco hell-town now. Good for us though. Some freelancers are dancing above and are hot looking. One of the hottest unfortunately is an LB, but a whole lot of blokes are looking as if they don’t know…
Today is ACH’s birthday, at least at midnite, she says. Dancing until the new act cum out. ACH goes away for a while and cums back with a piece of paper with some writing on it and is smiling like mad at the keyboard dude. I figure she just blew him in the back for his phone number or something. Instead it’s just a note from him telling the next Star to announce her B’Day. Ah, ok, that was nice, now let’s get Even more Pissed/Drunk.!! 
After a while it’s back to dancing w/o a band. By this time DCDA is taking off her V-Neck to expose her lo-rider bra that is just barely keeping those puppies in check
She’s grinding on me but front is exposed, so I cup those melons and move them to and fro & up and down to the beat. Oops, some bloke who was chatting her up earlier moves in… Last time I saw this boy he was nearby throwing up. Now he’s doing a frontal molestation of my squeeze. Not Cool
OK. Play along, do some sandwich action with her for a while, but I spin her around when I get the chance, and he’s left face to crotch for a few seconds. His face, My crotch. My pole nearly hit him in his ear when he retreated 
He’s still not going away, and he's now trying to plant his meat in her backside while I’m caressing her front. Hmmm. Ok, some sort of a break, new band, don’t know. The police have their eyes on us. I think I saw their flashlights beaming on us a few times. Go for a wiz and then slide up the stairs to where mr. police is. He immediately starts to take a defensive stance. I explain that I just want to leave now, but I’m having trouble. He asks me “Arai Nah ?” He’s expecting English, oh, ok, switch back to Thai bro.
I slip him 100 and tell him that I’m going down to retrieve my Date and that if anything should arise I would appreciate him taking me out of the club in his best performance of an angered/aggravated officer. Mai Mee Bunha is the reply. Ah-Ha, another jackpot
I go back to our table and pretty boy has bought DCDA another beer. We’d already paid for the drinks and closed up our table, but she wanted “us” to finish this beer from mr. congeniality. I downed the beer in three gulps, holding it straight up (inverted) and asked DCDA to follow me, and nodded to ACH & WNA to do the same. Pretty boy is trying to feel up my date as we pass by and I push his hand away. He just smiles in a drunken way and nods. OK, were outta here. Mr. Policeman flashes me with his light on our way out, smiles and waves. We all smile back and nod, but I’m the only who knows why 
DCDA showers alone. I wanted a soapy tit wank, but figured that would be out of the question with these back-woods babes. What the hell was I thinking  She had her foot on my crank, and her Top off a while ago
She comes out and commences on a damn good BBBJ. I ask if she can do CIM. Reply is sort of like “Sure if you don’t mind me regurgitating those Heiny’s on your stomach” 
oh, ok, better not then
She mounts me after applying a rubber and just loves having those big tits sucked on. She’s going to town and I’m sure she’s cum after a while. Then I pull that fave move of mine and pop one teat in my mouth with one hand and guide her arse up and down with the other. I cum soon after and we clean up.
Back on the bed and she asks if I want more as my organ is still pretty much inflated. Of course, I say, more of the same pls, double that order
After an inquiry she tells me that she didn’t actually cum the last time, and that she has a hard time cumming when she’s this drunk. OK, this is your turn honey, cause this will certainly be a whiskey dick that you can ride for good long time
When she’s at her point-of-no-return her damn phone starts to ring. She’s bucking away and professing her annoyance at the phone. “Fffuccckii’nnn Torrraaasssuupp”. Pretty funny She finishes and then soon after I do as well , then she clammers to the phone.
Well, what do you know, it’s her BF from UK. He’s absolutely head over heels for her judging from the SMSs the bloke sends her. (I got to see them in the morning, she offered). He’s 16, or at least he was last November when he met her. Holy Sh!te, too much drama for me 
I jump her bones sometime in the middle of the night, and turns out quite well. At first she resisted my advances, but I put a hand between her thighs and a nipple in my mouth and soon enough the gates were open. She’s good at pulling her legs back nice and wide for good access. dEEp penetration. WoW.
Another Romp in the morning, not too dissimilar to the initial sessions from last night.
Can’t sleep, even though I should be. Watch some telly and wonder after a while why I’m not jumping her bones again. Try the nipple in mouth, hand tween thighs, but it’s a no go
Ok, switch teats and pull a leg out so I access her vagina. She complains that she doesn’t want to. At this point only semi-ridgid, but hoping for more hardness once she agrees. She flops her legs open, closes her eyes and says something to the effect of “Have at it”.
Hmm, big turn-off, but isn’t that her goal. Wee Willy retreats. OK, time for breakfast.
Not agreeing to have breakfast either. Says she’s too damn tired and her box is sore. ACH cums over to try and convince DCDA to breakfast. While she’s on the bed with DCDA I consider unbuckling Wee Willy and asking if she’d like to help deflate him Hmmm, not a good idea with WNA waiting for her. OK, you’ve had enough, not to mention ACH is fully dressed.
ACH is awfully nice at breakfast. Tells us all about her past life married to a policeman, hmm, wasn’t the dude from last night, was it ??
WNA is not into her at all, meanwhile, I want to jump her bones right there on the brekky table. Damn she’s Hot. I asked about her appearance, assuming she’d applied make-up, but she said all she’d done was put on lip gloss and some baby powder. Damn, I’m in lust. Hmm, maybe she’ll be here when/if I cum back…
Drop the gals off at their bar on the way to our own affairs.
Have lunch on the waterfalls of Sai Yoke Noi, …
6 hours later, me, my swollen accelerator foot, and white knuckles are guiding into home.
Whew !!!
Dr. Love,
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:21 am on Sep. 25, 2004
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DrLove
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Um, Kanchanaburi.... Wasn't that the place were that farang couple was murdered last week by a police officer?
Now again, LY in trouble with police....?
Seems to me a place where you should stick to the bridge etc..... and don't bother with the nightlife.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:17 am on Sep. 25, 2004
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