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Kryptonite
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Well, on Saturday morning I decided to take some advice from the forum and give the shaven pubes a try. Lets just say that it's not as easy as some make it sound. LOL!
After 8 hours of O.T. at the office, I was ready to show off my new look. I had okayed a three hour happy time from the wife (which she thought was a business meeting). I had really wanted to make the short trip to Pattaya and hit the PumpStation or another BJ bar. But I couldn't get any of the forum brothers to respond. Probably due to my last minute requests. My fault, bad planning, or should we call it spontaneous actions. Either way, I didn't want to brave Pattaya on my own.
I went to a small TTM place I had noticed on my way home several weeks back (Chonburi). Back off the main roads, it isn't easy to spot. I went and wa quoted 500 bht for 2 hour oily session. Okay sounds good to me. Only one bad thing, two ladies available for the oily. One looks so new whe had "starfish" written all over her face. The other was an older lady, 40+ years of age.
I choose the older lady, thinking if nothing else she would know how to give the good ball massage. Room was nice, had good T.V. and clean. She started the oily, and to my surprise it was pretty damn good at that. I usually don't like an oil massage and prefer TTM.
She rolls me over and starts the massage in the front. I am not the type of guy that just gets raring and ready to go over a massage, so Mr. Happy was still sleeping. I was monitoring the time based on the T.V. shows that were on. At the 45 minute left in the session mark, I made the request for the ball massage.
She says that it's not available here. Damn! Freshly shaven and everything and I can't show it to anyone. After a coule more minutes I ask again with a little more politeness (aka tip talk). Okay she says, but she doesn't know how. Okay, I told her to skip the balls and get right to the HJ. I didn't want her to mess up my plumbing or anything. She starts the HJ, and I believed her when she said she didn't know how. She went out of her way not to watch and it was really awkward. This went on for about 30 minnutes (I'm a marathon man). She says time is almost up, and asks what would make me finish quickly. I was actually ready at anytime, and was just waiting for her to say something. I got to the point, and tried to tell her to watch, in Thai language. I pronounced it wrong and it came out sounding like the word for drink. All be damned if she didn't stick her face down there right as I let a 4 day reserve go. She got a real surprise, and was obiously not too fond of the taste. What a trooper though. I then started laughing, and explained to her I just wanted her to watch me cum and not drink my cum. She slapped me on the leg and told me I needed to work on my Thai.
Needless to say, the HJ wasn't very good. But the funny ending and her willingness to perform was worth a little bit more than the standard tip. I tipped her 400 bht and paid the 590 bht bill (1 large Singha 90 bht). I would not recommend this place, somehow I get the feeling that extras really are a no no there. Due to the windows in all the doors to the rooms with no shades.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:23 pm on May 12, 2003
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Old Hand
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I guess you wanted to say "Doo" , "look", but what she heard was "Dood" - i.e. "suck" .
Nevertheless - a very good result for you!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 1:00 am on May 19, 2003
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