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thaiaficionado
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AirAsia is running incredible promotional fares, round trip to Khon Kaen for 340 THB. Never been to Issan, but after shagging so many from there, I'm curious. 340 THB matches taxi fare to the airport, including tolls, tip, and a side trip to drop my G Spot girl at home. The 'breakfast of champions' sure was good this morning, the twenty-one year old had just the right amount of baby fat on her sweet bottom. Even the 20th floor view from the balcony, overlooking the River of Kings, was no comparison.
The 450 km flight takes about 40 minutes, and the Sofitel Raja Orchid runs a complementary airport shuttle. This hotel is the tallest building in town, 25 floors, and the room size is very spacious, similar to my Horizon Room at the Shangri-La, although not as nicely appointed. Still, at a cost of 1900, considerably less than the 5000 I paid at the Shang, with a Priceline booking and $50 upgrade.
After a shower, I stroll over to the Koza Mall for a plate of pad thai. Where are all the farangs? I haven't seen one since I left the hotel. After the meal, I take a long walk down the main street for a closer look at the town. Thirsty for a beer, I stop at Top West Pub and Restaurant. No customers are present as yet, the staff is just setting up for the evening. "Heineken", I say to one of the young men. "No have", he barks back. "Singha", I counter, and take a seat at one of the outdoor tables, warped by rain so that it seems like driftwood. This is an open-air restaurant with an American West motif. A drum set sits against the far wall, which is covered with Old Glory. "Band tonite?", I ask the waiter as he brings a large bottle of Heineken. "2 o'clock', he replies, holding up two fingers.
I read farangs hang out at a bar called Number 1, on khonkaen.com. After finishing my beer, I ask the waiter if he knows where it is and show him the address I've written on a scrap of paper: 377/7 Na Muong Road. He shows it to the rest of the staff, and an older man comes over and draws a map with directions for me. He then says something to one of the waiters, who goes and fetches his plastic helmet. I don't believe it, he's actually going to offer to drive me there in this scooter! "No no, it's OK, I'll walk", I say, and thank them all while shaking hands.
After a 20 minute walk, I arrive at Number 1 Bar and Restaurant, a small hole-in-the-wall place with one pool table and some small dining tables. Two farangs are stooled at the bar, a thai man sits at a table eating peanuts, and two thai women are playing pool. A waitress takes my order of a calamari salad and bottle of Heineken, and the farangs join me and we discuss politics, Thailand, and the meaning of life. "Where can I find girls in this town?', the most pertinent question on my mind. "Well, there are a few massage parlors." I'm told, as well as that one of the girls shooting pool is the owner's wife, and there isn't a large enough farang population to support a NEP-like bar scene.
I head back toward my hotel and stop at a disco I'd noticed before, but it seems closed permanently. A young thai man approaches me from a bar across the street, "You want boy", he asks, "No take money, no kill you." Well, that's very reassuring. "No, I like girls," I tell him, and continue walking.
Back towards the main street are a small collection of bars, all populated with young thais, but at least I notice some girls there. Wondering about, I smile at three young honeys and initiate a conversation, although their English is difficult to comprehend. The one in the middle wears braces, but is exceptionally cute and wearing a very short dress. Immediately, I feel the urge to jump on her. She has difficulties with English, so she calls a girlfriend on her cell and I exchange pleasantries. I'm finally able to determine the girls work at Violin Karaoke around the corner, and the cute one invites me along.
We sit outside after I buy a round of drinks. The mamasan appears and introduces herself, she's about 25, older than all the other girls, and I wouldn't mind bar fining her either. She explains a girl is 200 baht an hour for Karaoke, and a private room rents for 90 baht, or 140 if you go over the hour. She also indicates I can take the girl off-premises, until 1:00 AM for 1500, but then came down to 1000.
"You like to take lady?", she asks me.
"Sure!", I reply, this mamasan must be reading my mind.
"Where you take her? She want to know.", the mamasan says.
Silly question, I think to myself, and point over to the Sofitel, "My hotel".
The mamasan appears quite startled, I think there is a major misunderstanding here. It seems the hotel is definitely out of bounds.
"Oh, she university girl. Must study tomorrow"
Oh sh_t, I think to myself, how embarrassing. But because of thai tolerence, the girl just giggles instead of giving me a well-deserved slap across the face. Next, the girl's friend shows up, the one I talked to on the phone, and I decide to take them both into a private room to make up for my rudeness. There we sing together, I danced with each of them, but never attempted to touch them in an overtly sexual manner. However, I believe I can say, I've never had so much fun with my clothes on. We exceeded the hour, and I checked bin, at just over 1000, including drinks. I complemented both girls on their singing, and kissed each good-bye, on the cheek.
Crossing the street to Club 172, this looks like the closest thing to a GoGo Bar in town. Again, I'm the only farang present. There are girls dancing on the bar, Coyote Ugly-style, so I take a seat in front of one. She strips down to a bikini, hot body, nice tits, so I stuff a 20 in her bra. The next girl steps up, but dancing in street clothes. She points to her top and waves her hand, signaling there's no way she's going to let me deposit a tip up there. Instead, I reach up and slide the bill into her hand to let her know a farang is capable of being gentlemanly, even if it wasn't my first choice.
I hang around the bar until 2 AM closing, then sit in the outside bar and have a few more, while hoping Ms. Good Tits might show. Finally, I head back to my hotel at 3:30.
Khon Kaen was an interesting experience, an authentic taste of the country I hadn't really experienced in Bangkok, Pattaya, or Phuket. There were no drunk thai women grabbing me and putting their tongues in my mouth, "I want go with you", like in Tiger Disco at Patong last week, the girls I talked to seemed more like girls you'd meet in church. I enjoyed the change of pace, but now it's time to head for NEP and bury my bone.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:37 am on June 10, 2004
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ABC
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thaiaficionado:
Thanks for sharing. Interesting.
I liked the part where you said "However, I believe I can say, I've never had so much fun with my clothes on." Was rolliin' on the floor with that one!!
A gentleman you are sir. I tip my football cap to you!! ha ha ha!!
 to you.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:45 am on June 10, 2004
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griffin
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ta,
as you were staying in sofitel already you should have given the karaoke downstairs a try. there you can have a killer night for a litlle bit more than you have paid at the other place + all girls are doable in your room upstairs. as they are in the same building already no need for them to be embarassed as the elevator runs straight from the basement (karaoke) into your room floor!
also huge entertainment in the soi behind sofitel, I hammered myself there until 06:00 am in the morning. hard to score there as all of them are also 'good' girl although interested, but still a nice and great experience to have the 'traditional thailand' onc ein a while!
perfect night out is get crazy in an mp or in cleo's karaoke in sofitel, get your deed done and then head out somewhere partying with your new tg from before or alone!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:52 am on June 10, 2004
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dirty guru
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Also thoen princess has a hotel free shuttle. And two clubs downstairs. One is a snooker club, and some freelancers float about there. The other is the disco, most are students and only out for fun, Not p4p. But its not too hard to crack. The 1000 baht note offer of short time, gets them excited pretty quick. But thai needs to be at least elementary. Agree with grithin on the sifiton. The thoen princess is 1000 baht and 200 joiner fee. And also girls from outside in sifiton not so welcome, its their downstairs staff that are ""good to go"'
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:55 pm on June 10, 2004
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thaiaficionado
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Took a quick look at 'The Underground' in the basement of the Sofitel before going out. Tried the locally produced brew in the microbrewery (had a decent taste, but was flat), stopped at the gkclub disco, DJ standing in a VW microbus, great lighting system, but didn't seem as happening a place as Club 172. Also peeked in Studio 1 Karaoke, nobody around the common area but maybe things were happening in the private rooms. However, noticed the elevator from the basement only goes as far as the 4th floor.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:31 am on June 12, 2004
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ASIAN MAN
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thaiaficionado said:
We sit outside after I buy a round of drinks. The mamasan appears and introduces herself, she's about 25, older than all the other girls, and I wouldn't mind bar fining her either
she's older but i'm not sayin  she'll kick my ass !
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:18 pm on June 12, 2004
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buxeda
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ta,
nice and interesting fr indeed. I always asked myself if there are some girls left in khon khen after meeting so many around suk... 
peace
buxeda
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:57 pm on June 12, 2004
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thaiaficionado
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From the Sofitel, make a left, walk 1/2 block, make a right, walk 1 block, make another right, walk one more block. It's about 5 minutes. Some pretty girls dancing on the bar, Heinekens are 80 baht. Violin Karaoke is across the street.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:13 pm on June 14, 2004
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