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ColoradoGuy
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I planned to go to Hua Hin with my "main girl" Dew, but she went missing on me upon arrival to BKK. So I went on the one-day search for a replacement. BK knows my main girl at Angel Massage and he suggested her... she would have gone but I backed out for some unknown reason. So I went on the search in Soi 33, and to my surprise, in a small bar, about the third girl whom I will call Mist (replacement for Dew... get it?) fit the bill, so Mist is the lucky winner of a two-day, all-expense-paid trip to Hua Hin. She agrees to come over at 1:00am after work, we'll go tomorrow.
See that FR here: http://bkkx.com/cgi-bin/forum/topic.cgi?forum=9&topic=1190
Work in the afternoon. Early evening, I call a girl (GreatSTGirl) I have gone with before and no answer. Never mind. Evening finds me in Soi 33 and I go into ORGirl's bar to see if she is there. She is not so I call her. I wake her up. She says what time now? I tell her and she says "oh no, I sleep too late, cannot work, mamasan angry, CG can you do me big favor?" "What?" "Can you go pay 1500 baht barfine for me? Please! If you not pay, mamasan cut me 1500 baht." I tell her "I understand but I cannot pay bar for you." She tells me that I do not understand and if I DID understand, I would pay bar for her. ORGirl goes on for a good two minutes whining, pleading, and begging, Finally, I have to be a heartless bastard and tell her I cannot pay bar and I have to hang up. More whining and even a (fake) cry. Wow, she's good, pretty convincing. Goodbye.
Why didn't I just pay bar for the poor girl? I have met ORGirl only about 3 times, found her interesting, bought her a couple of drinks, but never screwed her, and never paid bar. What makes her think I am going to pay bar for her because she is too fu_cking lazy to get up and go to work? And I know that NO bar in Soi 33 cuts a girl's pay 1500 baht for not showing up to work. ORGirl's trying to take advantage of my (potential) generosity. Finally, she didn't even offer to meet me and screw me in turn for paying her barfine! This girl needs to learn some customer service. 
I go over to CashierCutie's bar. She saw me walking down Soi 33 with Mist last night, but she says nothing to me about it. Giid girl. I haven't been to see her for a while because she did something to piss me off three months ago. She wants to know why I do not come see her anymore. I tell her I will tell her if she really wants to know. She says she does. So I start explaining and she doesn't want to hear it, she starts saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" before I even get to the real reason I was angry. So I give her a very short version, tell her I am not angry anymore (this is all she wanted to hear) and we get to the same old relationship we had before... kissing and groping.  She refuses two offers of a drink. She wants to come stay with me tonight after work. Mai dai, but maybe next week. I love this girl again!
Meet a client for dinner, then go for a nightcap. I see Rtb and Calzoid, and ManualBKK comes by too. I cannot resist the temptation to go into Dew's bar. I walk in and Dew's roommate (who speaks NO english) sees me and gives me a hug. Sit with her, get her a drink and a few of her friends come over and talk to us. Many of them know who I am but I had no idea why, as I have not been there since the first night I met Dew (except one time with Bimmher when I KNEW Dew was not working). I find out later that Dew showed many pictures of us together and they recognize me; I've given her at least 100 pictures. Dew'sRoommate goes to dance and another girl comes up, jumps in my lap and starts kissing my neck, and tells me she wants to go with me. Me thinks this is a test! Enough fun in Dew's bar, off to the Soi15LoveShack to meet Mist.
1:00am sharp, a call comes from Mist, she will get something to eat and be over soon. Great. Hang up and get a call from GreatSTGirl (who saw the missed call) and she want to meet me. I tell her "now I sleep" (well, I will sleep after I screw Mist!) she says so sorry for disturbing me. Mist comes over and is looking great. Showers, gets that makeup off and looks even better, she spots Dew's baseball jersey in the closet and says "give me my shirt". OK, I guess it is Mist's baseball jersey now. Good "miss-you-so-much-since-12-hours-ago sex and sleep.
Wake up and Mist and I go downstairs with our backpacks. We are taking a minibus I read about on http://www.huahinafterdark.com from near Victory Monument. Into a taxi, tell him "Victory Monument". He doesn't know. I tell Mist we want to go to "Victory Monument", she doesn't know. Tell the guy at the hotel "Victory Monument", he doesn't know. I call my good-English-speaking secretary and tell her to tell the taxi driver on the mobile that I want to go to "Victory Monument", she doesn't know. I feel like I am in a Twilight Zone episode. Why would a Thai not know what Victory Monument is!?! OK, never mind, we'll take BTS. I get to BTS station and I point to the Victory Monument station on the map with a "you are an idiot for now knowing Victory Monument" look on my face. Mist points to the Thai name and says "a-nu-sa-wa-ree-chai" with a like "you are an idiot for not knowing a-nu-sa-wa-ree-chai" look on her face.
CG: How many times you ride BTS?
Mist: Many, many times.
CG: How many times you hear "Victory Monument"?
Mist: Many, many times.
CG: Why you not know "Victory Monument?"
Mist: How many times you ride BTS?
CG: Many, many times.
Mist: How many times you hear "a-nu-sa-wa-ree-chai"? (now I know where she is going with this!)
CG: Many, many times, but I am not Thai, I not listen when they say "a-nu-sa-wa-ree-chai"
Mist: I am Thai, I not listen when they say "Victory Monument"
Maybe she's got a point. 
Note: To get the minibus to HH, get off BTS at the Victory Monument stop, look at the map in the BTS station and go down the exit near the hospital (exit 3). Keep walking straight to the first road and turn left. Walk past the main entrance to the hospital and you will see a guy selling tickets for the minibus to Hua Hin (140 baht), they leave about every 20 minutes. 2.5 hours or less, nonstop to Hua Hin. They stop near the main road through Hua Hin, about 1 kilometer from the centre of town where you want to be.
Onto the minibus, Mist sleeps on my shoulder most of the way. Off the minibus about Noon, moto into town (20 baht) to the Hua Hin Suites (http://www.huahinsuites.com) across from the Sofitel. Nice, friendly place, good, small pool and a short walk to the beach and town. (I booked through the HuaHin Hotels link here on BTF, 1550 baht/night, better than at their website). Mist likes the place, we are both hungry and we walk to the beach. It WOULD be a nice beach, but 95% of the beach is covered with umbrellas, chairs and westerners. A sprinkling of Thais. We take a seat, have some food and Mist says out of the blue "CG, you take Soi33CanDo to Hua Hin?"
How the hell did Mist know about Soi33CanDo? Well, Mist told Friend1 that she was coming to HH with me, Friend1`knows Friend2 in Soi33CanDo's old bar and told Friend2 "Mist has customer named 'CG'". Friend2 knows me and Soi33CanDo, and fills in Friend1 all about me, who filled in Mist. Bargirl telegraph in good shape, thank you.
I tell her all about Soi33Can. Everything. Mist seems interested but not upset. At this point, she still shows all signs of considering me a customer (I find out in about 5 days that this has changed, after I fu_ck up big time and Mist finds a picture of Dew on my camera wearing HER baseball jersey, I'll write more about this later).
We talk about lots of things, Mist is pretty smart and has a good sense of humor. Back to the hotel, Mist changes into bikini and we go to the pool. What a great body she has! She is not tiny, but she is still half the size of this German lady at the pool! Swimming and laying around for a few hours. Mist is swimming on her back and forgets to open her eyes when she gets to the edge of the pool and cuts her head open (just a small cut, hardly any blood). No pouting from Mist, mai bpen rai, good attitude. (Anyone who saw a Soi33girl last week with a cut on her forehead - that would be Mist.
Back to the room, showers, 2 hour nap and I wake up and realize I forgot to screw Mist this morning. OK, we can fix that. 
Before I wake her up and screw her, I think about something. I know she had a baby but I realize that I have not seen a single stretch mark, scar or any sign of childbirth on Mist's perfect body. I have only screwed her in dark or semi-dark rooms. Stretch marks or stomach scars or any signs of childbirth are a total turn off for me. Someone else can screw the girls with marks, I don't have to. I know this is not fair for the girl, and I probably pass up some great girls because of my "no kids or no stretch marks" policy, but I've done pretty good by sticking to it. I don't remember EVER going with a girl before I checked her stomach.
Anyway, let's have a better look at Mist, shall we? I crack open the curtains a little and let some light in the room. Peel back the covers to get a closer look at her naked sleeping body, but Mist wakes up. OK, I'll do my inspection in real-time. When screwing her, I get her on top and I look up for any sag in her breasts. Nope, they are perfect. Small, but perfect. Turn her over on her hands and knees and inspect her ass closely while screwing her from behind. Looks good, I drop her onto her stomach so her ass kind of scrunches up. If there were any stretch marks on her ass, I would see them now. Nope, her ass is perfect.
Let’s take a look at the stomach, shall we? I get Mist on her back with her legs in a few different positions and I'm quite pleased to find a perfect stomach. The final test is the position where she is still laying on her back but I turn her lower torso so her ass is to the side. In this way, her ass is at a 90 degree-angle to her shoulders, so that the twist in her side and stomach would show any fat or any sign of childbirth. Nope, her stomach is amazingly perfect.
I've now done everything short of examining Mist's entire body with a magnifying glass for marks. It is perfect.  Now that I can continue screwing her with confidence. I do so happily.
Showers, we walk to town, want to eat? Of course, if a TG is (#1) not sleeping or (#2) not naked, then she is probably hungry. I say "You want spicy?", Mist says "no, I no like spicy food" (she is not from Isaan). This is a first, a TG who does not like spicy food. Mist says she wants pizza! OMG, I love this girl. We grab a nice pizza in town and watch the parade of tourists and Thais in this busy town. There are a bunch of beer bars with lots of girls and very few customers. Some cute girls, fewer tattoos than Pattaya and more relaxed. A punter would do fine here.
We walk most of the town searching for a pool table that is not a snooker table. Find what we think it the only one in town and we play about 12 games (no charge for pool). We end up about even, Mist is a good player, makes some good shots but, like most Thais I have found, she gets sloppy toward the end of the game. She is great company and very fun and (seemingly) carefree. I'm starting to like her a lot and no longer thinking about Dew not being here with me. A good sign (or a bad one).
Back to the room, sleep, wake up, sex but I come to find out that Mist is not a big fan of morning sex. She tells this to me in an offhand, backhand way that is actually quite cute. Sweetie, I will keep what you said in mind for the future. Maybe.
Today, we walk to the beach and have lunch. But we don't stay because this beach is too crowded, we rent a motorbike (200 baht) and ride about 12 kilometers south of town to another beach. Bigger beach, very few people, mostly Thais, we rent two of the few chairs on the beach (20 baht each). Swim for about 20 minutes, I leave Mist in the water and go back up. She stays swimming and playing in the water for about an hour more! In this way, Mist reminds me of Dew. Carefree, love of sanook, nothing serious about her.
Back to the hotel, another swim in the pool, a short nap. Go out and we find the market with food stalls. Grab a table, order a couple of dishes and some water, awesome food, 140 baht total! More pool at the same bar as last night, we walk out to the now-deserted beach, sit on the rocks and we look at the stars. Mist really likes this. We stay for a long time and go back to the room. I shower, Mist showers, I intended to sleep, but Mist attacks me and shows her appreciation for taking her to Hua Hin. So much for her not liking sex. She is getting more passionate each time. A good sign (or a bad one if she is thinking about getting serious). I think too much.
Morning, I put an envelope with some money in Mist's bag, back to the minibus (pick it up the same place it dropped us off) and 2.5 hours back to Victory Monument (oops, a-nu-sa-wa-ree-chai). On the way, we look at all the pictures I took of her. Some very cute. Taxi to my hotel and bye to Mist. She says "CG, you not forget me!" I assure her I won't and she will hear from me soon.
Mist is quite different from Dew in many ways. Dew is early 20s, Mist is late 20s. Dew is from Isaan, Mist is not. Dew is a busy gogo girl working nine months, Mist is a Soi33Girl in a small bar with very few barfines working probably 2 years. Our conversations are about different things. But they are both fun loving, carefree girls.
Should I replace Dew with Mist as my regular girl? Dew was gone for this trip, and Mist was a "replacement-Dew". But I find myself really liking this girl and wanting to be with her in the days following our trip. But I barely have enough time for Dew, let alone adding Mist to the mix (plus the butterflying I do). What to do, what to do? When I see Dew again, maybe everything will become clear as to which girl to choose.
But as of now, everything is VERY OK with CG!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:57 am on Feb. 9, 2005
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yes, Anoosawaree is the word for Monument
and most Thais wouldn't know Victory Monument, but you know that now, LOL
National Stadium might be the same, as they'd call it Sanahm Geelah Haang Chaht
why make a permanent replacement, or any permanence ?
just decide at the planning stage for your excursion
or dial each and see which one seems more inclined or excited to go/be with you
I sometimes do that, if I can't make up my mind, just dial each one and tell them you might be coming by or want them to meet you
whoever has the highest level of enthusiasm get's the bid
or you could just choose them in priority of who has the biggest bOObs, as I have also done  
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Posted on: 5:35 am on Feb. 9, 2005
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Very nice read CG. I personally would keep both...555.
Take them both along on the next excursion, you could handle it.....555 You might have to get another jersey, or that one might have to disapear though. Can't wait to find out what happened when mist found the pic of dew in the jersey....555
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:04 am on Feb. 9, 2005
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Would agree, very entertaining (and comical in parts) read.
Edit in: You said:
"I tell her all about Soi33Can. Everything. Mist seems interested but not upset. At this point, she still shows all signs of considering me a customer (I find out in about 5 days that this has changed, after I fu_ck up big time and Mist finds a picture of Dew on my camera wearing HER baseball jersey, I'll write more about this later). "
I couldn't find where you wrote about this later in your FR.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 6:00 pm on Feb. 9, 2005
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Quote: from ColoradoGuy on 3:51 pm on Feb. 9, 2005
I've now done everything short of examining Mist's entire body with a magnifying glass for marks. It is perfect. Now that I can continue screwing her with confidence. I do so happily.
There's a familiar scenario. I'll add my "me-too" post, inasmuch as I enjoyed reading this. Your FR's are always so much more upbeat than mine.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:02 pm on Feb. 9, 2005
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bimmher
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Quote: from ColoradoGuy on 3:51 pm on Feb. 9, 2005
Anyway, let's have a better look at Mist, shall we? I crack open the curtains a little and let some light in the room. Peel back the covers to get a closer look at her naked sleeping body, but Mist wakes up. OK, I'll do my inspection in real-time. When screwing her, I get her on top and I look up for any sag in her breasts. Nope, they are perfect. Small, but perfect. Turn her over on her hands and knees and inspect her ass closely while screwing her from behind. Looks good, I drop her onto her stomach so her ass kind of scrunches up. If there were any stretch marks on her ass, I would see them now. Nope, her ass is perfect.
Let’s take a look at the stomach, shall we? I get Mist on her back with her legs in a few different positions and I'm quite pleased to find a perfect stomach. The final test is the position where she is still laying on her back but I turn her lower torso so her ass is to the side. In this way, her ass is at a 90 degree-angle to her shoulders, so that the twist in her side and stomach would show any fat or any sign of childbirth. Nope, her stomach is amazingly perfect.
I've now done everything short of examining Mist's entire body with a magnifying glass for marks. It is perfect. Now that I can continue screwing her with confidence. I do so happily.
Should I replace Dew with Mist as my regular girl? Dew was gone for this trip, and Mist was a "replacement-Dew". But I find myself really liking this girl and wanting to be with her in the days following our trip. But I barely have enough time for Dew, let alone adding Mist to the mix (plus the butterflying I do). What to do, what to do? When I see Dew again, maybe everything will become clear as to which girl to choose.
But as of now, everything is VERY OK with CG!
Great FR CG.
I did the same thing with Zebra from my Vietnam report. She said she had a baby but no matter what I did I couldn't find a sign on her body that she had ever had a child?
Dew should have listened to me sooner in your last FR. I thought she might be in trouble with Mist taking her place. Don't know why just had a feeling Mist might be a keeper.
bimmher
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Posted on: 8:56 pm on Feb. 9, 2005
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Quote: from Isee on 4:54 pm on Feb. 9, 2005
You said:
"... after I fu_ck up big time and Mist finds a picture of Dew on my camera wearing HER baseball jersey, I'll write more about this later... "
I couldn't find where you wrote about this later in your FR.
This happened about 5 days later. Dew returned to BKK and went out with me to have a few drinks with Oz and RTB. I took a bunch of pics of her in the baseball jersey. I somehow left one on the camera and the next day after Dew left, I met Mist for a swim. She saw the pic. She did not confront me until that evening. I explained it by not really explaining it, but giving a semi-plausible excuse. Did she buy it? No, but it saved face for both of us. More later.
BTW, a conversation like this took place between RTB and Dew a few days ago:
RTB: That's a nice baseball jersey.
Dew: You like my shirt?
RTB: Yes, you look great in it. I have a different shirt for all the girls I go with.
CG shoots RTB a "shut up" look
RTB: I hear some guys like to have different girls wear the same shirt, but that's not my style, I like to have a different one for each girl.
Dew looks suspiciously at CG
CG changes the subject
Everyone laughs
Thanks a lot RTB. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:25 am on Feb. 10, 2005
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FP
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Do you guys really believe thai working females do not know what punters are up to,especially falangs?They could not careless as long as they get their share of your baht.So give us a break with the dramatic reports.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:39 am on Feb. 11, 2005
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Quote: from ColoradoGuy on 7:19 pm on Feb. 10, 2005
BTW, a conversation like this took place between RTB and Dew a few days ago:
RTB: That's a nice baseball jersey.
Dew: You like my shirt?
RTB: Yes, you look great in it. I have a different shirt for all the girls I go with.
CG shoots RTB a "shut up" look
RTB: I hear some guys like to have different girls wear the same shirt, but that's not my style, I like to have a different one for each girl.
Dew looks suspiciously at CG
CG changes the subject
Everyone laughs
Thanks a lot RTB.
CG:
Good FR but I miss Dew already.
RTB did something similar to me one time. We went into a BJ bar in Pattaya and, right after sitting down with two young lovelies, rtb said I was his boyfriend.
I couldn't get a companion there for any amount of money.
Ruined my whole afternoon.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 3:41 am on Feb. 11, 2005
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expatchuck
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Quote: from FP on 2:33 pm on Feb. 11, 2005
Do you guys really believe thai working females do not know what punters are up to,especially falangs?They could not careless as long as they get their share of your baht.So give us a break with the dramatic reports.
FP:
Might I give you a suggestion?
Go to "Start", in the bottom left hand corner of your computer. Left press on your mouse and you will draw a small screen calling up a number of items. The bottom one says "Shut Down".
Left press on your mouse yet again on "Shut Down" and, voila, you aren't forced to read any more FRs from CG.
It works almost every time.
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Posted on: 3:47 am on Feb. 11, 2005
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