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BobFiveHead
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This is just a short little thing on the time I have spent in Hat Yai on this trip. For those of you that don't know Hat Yai is in the South of Thailand, maybe an hour flight from Bangkok. Its in Songkla Province which maybe scares people away due to the problems down south but its perfectly safe and filled up with Malaysian Guys as I type this out from Malaysia.
I visited Hat Yai twice this trip. The first visit was in December and I spent two days there. When I checked into the hotel, the Golden Palace, or something, the bell boy asked if I wanted a lady. Yes. He goes away as I clean up and a half hour later brings back two girls. Both were fine looking although nothing stunning. I take the one without the tattoo, pay her the fee for the night, 1800 baht, and tell her to come back at 8:00PM. It Hat Yai, you 'book' the lady.
The lady comes back at 8:30PM and its really not all that good, and I really like to sleep alone I learn. On the plus side the lady is pleasant and I get what I am after. She ends up leaving around 6:00AM. I do get her phone number and promise to keep in touch with her.
The center of Hat Yai is filled up with Malaysian tourists buying cashew nuts. The second day I walk around for a while and watch the Malaysians buying cashew nuts but that becomes old quick. But for those occasions when you become bored watching Malaysians buy cashews, there is a place right in the center of the tourist area called "The Pink Lady". I didn't explore all of its venues but they do have a soapy there, and as its hot and I have sweat I feel the need to cleanse my body.
I go in and it is just like a soapy in BKK. Even though its like 2:00PM there is a decent selection, and I take a lady with large breasts. There were 3 side line girls that were Chiang Rai, Mae Sai looking but they were for 2000 baht, as opposed to 1700 for the others, and as I just exchanged a bunch of USD for less than 30 baht to a dollar I felt economizing was the right thing to do.
It turns out that it was the right thing to do. The lady says that she is from Chaign Rai, Mae Sai, but you know she does not look it. She is darker with huge breasts. As it turns out she is from Burma, which is f***ing awesome as my favorite writing script is Burmese. The writing there looks so cool, check out wikipedia if you don't believe me. Its a completely wonderful time with this 25 year old Burmese lady, its everything you could ever want from a soapy lady. I joyfully ejaculate, get here phone number, and her name written in Burmese as it is such a cool script. She is wonderful. But it is time to leave Hat Yai. And I do.
Its February now and I end up going back to Hat Yai. Whilst I was away I texted the booking lady I had every once in a while just saying hi, and where I was. I really did not plan on returning here, it just worked out like this.
After checking into the Wongnoi Hotel, which is a funny place at the moment as they are renovating it, yet the second floor is now open but walls are missing and there is dust everywhere. The room though is brand new and nice, 600 baht with free wifi. I test the booking lady and say that I am in Hat Yai. She texts back and asks who I am. I am heartbroken. I go to the Pink Lady soapy to sooth my broken heart. I pick a lady of unknown age from Chaing Rai, Mae Sai. She is so funking good at her job that as we were doing the soapy mattress part of the program she was able to make me ejaculate without penetration. It was wonderful and sad at the same time, as I am old, and it takes me more time to 'reload' than when I was young. I receive a massage whilst looking at her perfectly formed breasts. I dress and leave.
I go out and watch Malaysians buy cashew nuts. I pass time in the mall. I receive 15 calls from the 'booking' lady. I return to the hotel and the next time she calls I talk to her. I tell her where I am and she comes over and we reconsumate our relationship. She has a perfect body, and nice face, but I think she realizes that I am a sucker, and from me she can extract money at will. And I willingly give it to her. I 'book' her for the following evening. She leaves and I go to bed.
The next day is spent looking around the city some more, and doing the 'booking' lady again. I also search around on the internet and find this website: http://www.phil.uk.net/hatyai/night.html
The next day I look around the city again, using what I had leearned from the above website as a guide. Its really incredible. I find where all the 'booking' ladies go to in the morning, and there they are! They are sitting outside getting ready to be booked. I end up standing in front of a 7/11 store drinking a Pepsi Max. As I am standing there I am looking at a business just a bit down, trying to figure out what it is. After finishing the Pepsi Max I go over and take a look. It turns out to be the Chintana Turkish Bath. Its 11:30A and I ask if they are open. They are. I go inside. There are some girls there, doable girls but nothing extraordinary. A new girl walks into the sitting area and as she looks the youngest I take here real quick. I pay my 900 baht and the girl takes me back to the room.
I assume that the girl is 18 years old as she is working in a massage parlor. She doesn't speak any Thai and when I show her the Burmese script from the Pink Lady massage lady, she can't read that. The room is all tile and somewhat crappy, but for 900 baht its fine. I try to chat but its hard because nothing is understood by either of us. But she is cute and sort of erection inducing in her lack of refined skills. The bath is me standing in the tub with a raging hard on as she put soap around the important parts. I'm clean, she cleans herself and we retire to the bed.
Our lips meet, but there is no lip movement on her part. They are just together. My tongue tries to make its way into her mouth but this meets with only partial success. This goes on for 5 minutes and I find it all very refreshing. It is times for us to consummate our relationship. Her towel is removed revealing a pert young body. We start to bang. As we are doing this she has her hands over her face, possibly in shame, but she is assisting me in my rhythmic thrusting. Its a very good time as it is so different and refreshing from the normal soapy formula. I finish and we hug and she kisses me again for 5 minutes. Again there is no lip movement but at two points our tongues touch. It is the best 900 baht time I have ever had. 300 baht tip as I have fallen in love. I would go back here every day for the rest of my life to do her, except I am leaving the next morning.
I leave the next day and three days later am in Sungi Kolok. This could be the funniest place ever as there is a war going on and heavily armed security forces all over the place, including the night life area. And then there are thousands of Laotian prostitutes. It makes for an interesting mix. Unless this is the place in Narathiwat that was hit by the bomb yesterday, it is perfectly safe.
I am only here for one night and as I walk over to the 7/11 I talk to a table of Thai prostitutes. On wants to spend the night with me ans she is smiling and happy, and a bit fat. I'm thinking of the Lao ladies however and am focused upon them. The problem is the ones walking around soliciting are only interested in the Chinese guys from Malaysia, they don't even look at me. At 8:30 PM I ended up in my room alone. As this is bullshit I decide to go out and get the fat Thai chick. As I leave my room I hear some noise in the hall and a guy walks by and asks where I am going. I tell him that I am going to go get this fat thai chick. He tells me he has ladies right int he hotel (the Marina). We go from floor 9 to floor 7 get off and there are the ladies, right there in the hall way.
Here is where I make a mistake. The girl I end up with says she doesn't mind that I am a white person, but she is not smiling and playful and she mentions disco. She asks if I am going to the disco. No I am going to my room. Thats fine with her.
In the rooms she is fine and when it comes time to consummate our relationship she is in the top 1%. She did this thing with her hips that was amazing. The we finish and she wants to go to the disco, and she wants me to give her 800 baht to go. I have already paid 2000 for the night. And the thing is I have now finished and just want to sleep and I sleep better alone. I send her away to the disco without my 800 baht. She comes back at 1AM and is a bit twitchy, if I was to guess she is on speed. She twitches a bit and then says she wants to leave. She is too much trouble to keep so yes leave go go go. I should have known that it was going to end like this as even from the beginning she really did not seem like the traditional sort of girl prostitute, that I so enjoy. But she was real good looking and she had skills. This is the second time here for me and both times there has been a Thai lady that wanted to go hoe with me that seemed happy to do so and seemed to be a pleasant person and both times I was looking for something better, sort fo like Dorthy did in the Wizard of Oz. And sometimes what is good for you is right there! Take the happy person!
One last word on Sungi Kolok. Its funny just to sit in the lobby of the Marina hotel and watch the pimps bring in groups of four prostitutes, and take them up to a room for selection. And it is all so normal. And in the course of 20 minutes on a weekend you'll see four or five groups going up and down. Oh also I was walking around and came upon a karaoke, and the guy outside asked if I wanted a lady. This is at 10AM and I go in and there are 30 Lao chicks in there getting ready. A lot were pretty good looking. He was quoting 1000 for two hours and 1800 overnight.
Thats it. The south of Thailand seems to get overlooked and it shouldn't. If you don't mind not being with a bunch of other white guys its a great place to partake in this sport. And when you're not out banging chicks its a completely interesting place just to pass time at the Tesco Lotus, or some other kind of nothing place. From Bangkok there are several flights a day to Hat Yai and Air Asia flies to Narathiwat several times a week. From both of those places it is a short trip to Sungai Kolok. Most of the activity takes place on weekends, but even then you don't need hotel reservations and can still have a good time.
The end.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:34 am on Feb. 21, 2011
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PussyLover 69
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HatYai is not only popular guys but Singaporean guys as well
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:00 am on Feb. 21, 2011
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patinbangkok
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GREAT report!!!
Makes me want to go watch Malaysians buy cashew nuts! 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:35 am on Feb. 21, 2011
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magnum
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... hoooo-wee buddy, yeah!... tell us more about those cashew nuts!
... (nice coverage on the south, thanks)
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:14 am on Feb. 21, 2011
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BKKdreaming
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I took the train there in my "excape from yellow shirts" journey, train leaves BKK about 3pm and arrives about 6am in Hat Yai
cheap with the sleeper bed.
I was on my way to KL so only stayed in HatYAi a couple hours but its a pretty big place,
are there any cheap places in Hat Yai ? 500b range like up north ?
BK
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:37 pm on Feb. 21, 2011
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Oz
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Really great honest report, very much enjoyed it. Been to Hat Yai a few times & always found lots of fun, Pink Lady quality is really variable but the girls usually great fun!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:18 am on Feb. 22, 2011
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BobFiveHead
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BKKdreaming,
About the 500 baht places, I really don't know. I am sure the poorer local people must go to a place like that, but in the tourist market it seems the Malaysians tend to over pay for things (I heard this from someone) and thus in the tourist market I'd tend to doubt it. The first time I was there I noticed a couple of women soliciting in the Lee Plaza shopping mall and a few in that general vicinity, That may go for a lower price, but nothing interested me enough to check.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:06 pm on Feb. 22, 2011
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wackyjacky
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B5H: Love your posts man. Always the road less traveled with you. You should write a book. Similar article in Harpers this month (but not as good) : "A pilgrimage of sin: Booze, bombs, and hookers in Islamic Thailand" by Lawrence Osborne. Give it a look. wj
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:30 pm on Feb. 22, 2011
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bluedragon88
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BobFiveHead....Nice FR.
Mayflower Grande and New Season hotels at under 1k bahts with free wifi.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:25 am on Feb. 25, 2011
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