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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
"Bits and bobs" is a bunch of happenings from this last trip and I thought to make this collection of stories from them.
One of my evenings I was sitting in GT and watched the birds , when I got an eyecontact with nice one sitting across aisle.
Cheered each other with glasses and a minute later she waved me to sit with them.
Had a nice conversation with next drinks ( on me to her and her friend) and was about to steer toward "practical conversation" , when she said to me : "Oh , sorry . There is my boyfriend !"and just quickly jumped up and disappeared with other girl.
Congratulations , JackRabbit ! One of the oldest tricks in the book and You falled in it !
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Other night noticed thaiprivateeye's sticker in toilet's wall placed in exact point where six feet tall man looks when he drains the main vain.
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Mentioned "Cher" in Pattaya did also other rude things to others in her thirst of fame.
She was doing the backs while the other LB was doing the main singing and probably that burned her bacon.
The Malibu "Cher" started to spoil the act of the other LB by keeping his/hers nose and first pointed her own ass , then the LB playback-singing showing signs claiming he/she farted and smelled bad.
The other one tried bravely continue though the number and succeeded to cover his/her embarrasment.
Also knocked one dancer "accidentally" to nose with elbow during show , when dude got big hands from his skills to breakdance.
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How I got away taking two girls out of same bar with no damage to pr ?
After being out with both of them I equalized them.
I had them both sitting with me and explained them myself liking both of them and no want to make a choice.
It took me some time to get them understand this .
First they said :" OK , she lady No:1 , I lady No:2".
I denied and said them : "You BOTH are lady number one to me in this bar".
And after that everything worked fine , I just was very careful to treat both of ladies as well.
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One evening in Pattaya I checked the AMAZON GIRLS Go-Go =Stinker
It's a small bar , 100 b beers ( with "free" tequila shooter), the girls are NO amazons , looks are 6-7's .
Girls were dragging their feets on small stages and seemed to be extremely bored and showed it.
My beer was left half-finished behind me.
I say pass the joint with gas.
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Final evening in Pattaya before my late-night leaving ,I started early.
After half eight jumped in taxi going first to Malibu and watched show for a while.
After that I went to the Stoneys to say goodbye for the girls in there.
Next I went to meet the Tweety , who had thought I was already going to airport and was very surprised , when I sailed in and said :" A present from Saddam Hussein , one more evening in Pattaya".
I left there to FLB . Time to party time and then get the last , good short-time with the girl , I had chosen ...
The KWP !
She was also surprised and we had fun there before getting back to htl for one of the best sheet-parties , I had had in whole time.  
Taxi was there in time and during the drive to bkk airport I slept almost the whole drive.
The driver woke me up at the airport saying: "We are here , Sir".
"Where is here?" was the only question , I found valid.
I needed coffee like hell  and of course the only coffeeshop , which allowed smoking , opened 0530 and it was only 0500.
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I almost burned my fuse during the flight to Copenhagen.
After eating , I was going to get some sleep BUT when I had fallen asleep , the steward woke after less than hour .
"Excuse me , sir but this man want to watch the movie and he sees better from here ".
Back to sleep... for next wake-up: The f***ing guy wakes me up and tells me he needs to go for a pee.
Ok , obviously the movie ended , because after some time , same guy wakes me AGAIN wanting to go back to his own seat.
Finally...time to get good sleep and snored away to Feather Islands.
TILL THE STEWARD WOKE ME UP ONE MORE TIME !!!!!
He wanted to know if I wanted a sandwich .
I threw a fist-sized look to him trying to tell him I wanted his head and fell asleep again and now I had my peace.
Final fun was that my suitcase loved travelling so much , it had decided to go it's own way.
When I reached final destination , my suitcase was flying somewhere else.
It got back home a day later than me .
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JR
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:02 am on April 23, 2003
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JackRabbit
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JackRabbit present...
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When going to security check , I noticed a large box with a see-through front.
A sign said :"Do You have any of these objects on You ?"
with pictures and names of different things.
Dozens of scissors in the box pointed things of different kinds - piles of them and HELL OF A LOT OF KNIVES !
Swiss Army all kinds , single-edged folders with locks (means that blade locks open) , knives with fixed blades , box-cutters ...
What I wonder is that how many of those knives were from transitpassengers from what flight.
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JR
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:26 am on April 30, 2003
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