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betty was a dog. 
tried to go home at 3 am that night, missed the ferry, next one at 5 am.
so back to fenwicks. closed the place down at 6 am went to strawberrys picked up two laotian (!!) birds.
went to the short time hotel at 8 am thank good it was daylight so I was able to see them more clearly.
had to send one home...
had a good session, with a good rimming and ball licking. surprise!! 
last night dinner and dance with friends, their two cute wifes, others with indo birds...
definitely not as much talent around in fenwicks as there was one month ago.
had to pass tonite on racy's request to find a china doll.
I am getting old. scratching 40.
but I promise to be at the tea dance at noon tomorrow.
rtb
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:10 am on July 10, 2004
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racy88
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Black Betty was not a dog, Black Betty had a pretty face, but she was a little bigger than usual, she had very curly hair and the killer was ohhhhhhhhhh she spoke French, I asked her to speak French to me and that was it, had to be done. I only got a bj off her anyway, so that does not really count, I asked her to talk to me in French while blowing but it just did not sound the same. But in between sucks she looked up and said ‘le something something something oooh la la’ that was when I blew my load all over those sparkling white teeth.
Anyway, Hong Kong was fun, I like it a lot. First night was with BB. The second night after an early rise, I went shopping to shun shi sha shaw shee sho, or something like that. I think you could spend a lot of time exploring Hong Kong and find lots of great stuff.
Caught up with friends for dinner and dancing that night, went to visit the farmyard bar in WanChai and after a half hour or so and another cocktail, the wives of the friends we were out with, jumped up onto the bar to strut their stuff, they improved the quality of the table top dancers 500% as all that was up there prior to them jumping up were fat and god awful ugly Ozzie, Pommy and possible yanky chicks, all doing their best to look slinky, sexy and seductive.
At some point in time after quite a reasonable amount of alcohol, these swiss gents gave me a glass of some black sh_t that smelt like dissolved liquorice and jet A1 rocket fuel, did not taste much better and an hour or 2 after that I remember very little, except they never saw me again and I remember 2 bars I went into for a looksie.
Well, the famed Fenwicks failed to deliver any great looking gals, the few that were there, you could count on 3 fingers throughout the night, but they were always taken. Other destinations such as Strawberry, Makati, Laguna, Neptune and one or 2 others, were all dead quiet, even in the streets really cute gals were not sighted, every now and then I saw a few, but just not the numbers and quality I had expected to see. I did not expect a 2nd Los, but I did expect it to be better than say Singapore and it was not.
Having said that, I only visited a few areas, on the 3rd night however, I was to be taken by my great guide, to a place full of china dolls, I was looking forward to this very much, they were reputed to be very expensive, $5000HKD, but well worth it.
Saturday afternoon I went out to visit a friends house in Discovery Bay, beautiful place, very peaceful and nice area to live. Had a barbecue there and his girlfriend made the best salad dressing I have ever tasted in my whole life, I can still taste it, I want that recipe !!!! I was looking forward so much to going to this special place and finding a little doll to cuddle up to all night, I had been looking forward to it all day, in fact even from the night before. But turns out severe disappointment was just around the corner, my guide was turning into a nancy boy, he was to tired, he needed to go to bed early, he needed to rest up, he needed his beauty sleep, what a big girl this legend had turned out to be. If only you all knew who it was, you would be so surprised to hear that your party animal friend really is a little bit on the whoosy side of what you had all come to expect, oh well, maybe I can go by myself. There is a ferry leaving in 15 minutes, next one 30 minutes after that. I ask him to quickly write down directions to give to a taxi, he f_cks around and goes off to buy a pen and eventually writes it down, I say goodbye to all and my fairy friend and miss the ferry by 1 minute, have to wait half an hour, fcuk.
I get into WanChai and don’t really feel like going to a new place alone, especially trying to find a new place in a new place alone, so I head into Fenwicks for several drinks and a good perv, the cutest girl in there was a Thai and not much else, same the other night, 3 or 4 more cuties, but all taken. So I go from bar to bar, looking looking, all dead and quiet, strawberries had 10 gals in it or so, so damn ugly I would not even say hello with RTB’s mouth, Ended up in Old China Hand at 5ish having a feed of Chilli watching a Pommy git and his fat hag wife having a punch up, he telling her she was a fcuking bitch, she telling him if he was not such a little man she would knock him arse over slippers.
Walked back to the hotel via Fenwicks, nothing still, then Strawberries and saw a great little body exit this palce and walk to her apartment nearby, followed and she was a very slinky little china girl, but in the full light of her apartment stairway, she had very bad skin and turned me off, home alone again. But this was ok, because tomorrow morning at 11am was going to see an extraordinary event, the Hong Kong
‘Tea Dance’ crikey cannot wait for this cos I had to get up early at 9am and call and change my flight from 2pm till later in the afternoon, this would give me time to attend the tea party, get a real little part time good girl, take her back to my hotel over the road and get a good bj at least before departure to the airport. I fell asleep with a smile and dreamed about the highly highly recommended day to follow.
Woke at 9am to change my ticket, no real problem except that there is nowhere in HK to change a thai ticket on a Sunday, had to call Bangkok. Grabbed another 2 hours sleep and waited for my friend, the whimpy guide to rock up, he did at around 12ish, we went to scout the ‘tea dance’ hot spots that had started at 11am. Hmmmm, first one closed, second one closed, third one closed, in fact all closed except for Old China hand and the Bridge across the road, had a drink in each, some food in OCH and seems that OCH was the hotspot for the ‘tea dance’ it was jammed packed with about 8 ugly toilet cleaners off duty, half a dozen drunken Poms and some other hangers onners.
So, seems I changed my flight for nothing, should have gone home to see my boy and missus on time, would not be getting any fine early afternoon bj from a part time good girl now. Seems the places don’t open till 2pm at the earliest, then by the time they get busy it is around 4 to 5 pm, I had to go to the airport and checkout of the hotel at 4, so my great plans were quickly going down the toilet. However, the last place we visited, Makati at 3.30pm, had a couple of cuties in there, it would have been nice to hang around there and see what develops.
But the best was still to come, got off the plane, walked out of arrivals and in the section before you walk out where all the people are waiting, my little boy comes running through the fence yelling ‘daddy daddy’ and holding up a flower for me, grabs me, gives me a big hug, big kiss and a big big smile and laughing all the way. All to the great amusement of all the Thais waiting and watching, makes it all better and the bad tour guide is forgiven.
SO5, I have not jockeyed any gins in fnq, I have only ever jockeyed one gin in the kimberleys and she was half cast, so fnq you.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:01 am on July 12, 2004
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LocalYokul
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Jeezus, that was the largest amount of of run-on words and sentences i've ever seen, barely legible..
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:07 am on July 12, 2004
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Oz
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Wow, l'm impressed, great FR even if the results wern't so good.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:04 am on July 12, 2004
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LocalYokul
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FM: "Shut up LY, for christs sake! "
well, at least he made paragraphs out if it after my mention
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:09 am on July 12, 2004
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racy88
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Quote: from LocalYokul on 10:09 pm on July 12, 2004
FM: "Shut up LY, for christs sake! "
well, at least he made paragraphs out if it after my mention
What are you talking about piss head, they were always there, you need glasses, drunk as a skunk again are we.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:12 am on July 12, 2004
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LocalYokul
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well, not quite skunk level, but i'm gettin' there
but it's time for bed.
signing off...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:18 am on July 12, 2004
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ThaidUp
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I think Nancy Boy is getting too much up the butt, he is plum tuckered out.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:03 pm on July 12, 2004
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Oz
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Must be spending too much time on the second floor of Nana!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:11 pm on July 12, 2004
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aeroman
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At some point in time after quite a reasonable amount of alcohol, these swiss gents gave me a glass of some black sh_t that smelt like dissolved liquorice and jet A1 rocket fuel, did not taste much better and an hour or 2 after that I remember very little, except they never saw me again and I remember 2 bars I went into for a looksie.
Jaegermeister! Deer? more like elephant! 
This shizzie will kick your ass. It is best to drink it cold! It goes down easier that way on the first few... after that it is all academic! They say it has opiates in there! Once your brain detaches and checks out, friends will have to inform you of all the humorous things you got up to in to and out of! 
editin:
thanks for the amusing rant from the fringes; enjoyed it! 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:37 pm on July 12, 2004
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