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so finally the big night has arrived. drinking competition with the factory owner some of his staff and his friends.
we all go to the top restaurant in town, they had a big round table reserved for us in a private room (I will find out later why).
so first we all have to drink three glasses of mao tai, which is the chinese version of spiritus. this is just for hospitality. then it is down to the (rather warm) beers. of course everybody wants to "gambee" (bottoms up) with the "gweilo"(foreigner). no problem with that, if only the beer was a bit cooler.
so the accountant challenges me to 5 glasses. of course I accept, cannot loose my face up here. still no problem (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
next one is the economic office official. he already had a purple face after the mao tai, so this is going to be easy. we agree to 3 glasses. I think I would not understand him now even if I spoke his language (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
so the whole f***ing table wants to see me fall. I always ask the waitress to find me cold beer, so finally she turns up with a case of some light beer. lucky me.
so the first one to fall off his stool is the samplemaker in charge. just lies there like a bug on his back. nobody reacts. economic officer pukes quietly in the corner. qc manager is showing some tiredness, he is about to loose his facial features. (I widh I spoke more mandarin).
still going strong are the bank manager, the factory owner and the accountant, the accountant is my enemy today. he wants to challenge me to 10 glasses, we agree to 7 (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
his eyes start to roll strangely and I have to admit, that the mao tai wants to get out of my guts. so I quietly go to the bathroom and release myself. I think nobody noticed as I quietly sit back down at the table (I wish I understood more mandarin),
after a few more gambees and other delicacies as halved duckheads (I strongely declined the dogmeat) it is time to break up the round. and I drunkenly invite them up to the karaoke on the second floor. factory owner is a wise guy. he sends home all his staff. (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
End of part One
rtb
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:25 am on Sep. 4, 2003
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RTB,
I can't wait until part II.
Next time get them on the "daben's"555555
Just a thought, but would it help you to speak Mandarin if you had a mobile phone contract with Orange? 
See ya soon, 
TC.
ps. Did I ever tell you lot? I love this place 
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:44 am on Sep. 4, 2003
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ringthebells
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they have china mobile here. no orange. part II coming up shortly. why is this thread under "phuket"?? must have made a mistake, should be "field reports outside thailand" sorry BK.
rtb
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:47 am on Sep. 4, 2003
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ringthebells
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PART TWO
so up we go to the dancing hall and karaoke rooms (this is china, shandong province).
first I ask them to sit down outside in the dancing hall to check out the available chicks on the dance floor. they come in all shapes and colors, mainly from up north.
so finally we have a nice line up. I am asked to choose first so I decide on a tall volptuous lady in black. economic officer is next, he choses a short yellow one, bankmanager is next, he chooses a rather bland looking bird. different cultures different taste (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
suddenly I spot a skinny tall one at the far end of the hall and I wave her over. factory owner is more than happy to take over my big boobs. at least, he pretends well.
so we all agree and move to the room. the technician comes in and sets up the "sound system" so much echo and volume, unbelievable (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
of course I have to have the first go. morning has broken from cat stevens or whatever his name is now, is my choice. applause. karaokeskinny starts to snuggle up nicely. firm body, small perky tits, hidden under a foamy bra. no english. (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
apparantly karaokeskinny went to Shandong Normal University. I wonder if there is a Abnormal University here aswell. but the only english she speaks is "no".
this is going to be funny (I am quite happy I don't speak more mandarin).
so the chinese go on with their chinapops, some party hymns, economic officer even goes for chinese opera. if my ears could puke... more beer please. I drink Tsingdao in small bottles (cold!!) karaoke skinny blows gently in my ears. interesting. my chinese friends drink budweiser like there is no tomorrow. economic officer is fighting back tears, when he hears one of the party songs (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
funny enough, after countless beers he is still in the same state as he was after the mao tais.
factory owner is dancing with his big breasted girl, he is fondling her tits. of course, he sent his staff home. bank manager is a passionate singer. karaokeskinny is kissing my eyes,
I flick my tongue in her ear and she starts moaning. she is one of these girls that actually want to slip into your skin. interesting. I sing some more songs, soldier of fortune and my way, easy to sing, always a good choice.
karaokeskinny has a go at the mic, nice voice, very gentle. she is rubbing my dick. (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
so I decide it is time to make a move, before I explode. I get the bill. inexpensive, around 100 USD for 8 people and tons of beer and fruits and dried fish. factory owner grabs the bill, but I insist on paying, don't want to loose my face.
so out we go. first problem arises. usual fee for a short time is USD 20.00, karaokeskinnys pimp or whatever asshole he is, demands double the wage, we agree in the middle. (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
so up the room we go. karaoke skinny gets her gear off. nice choice, ringthebells.
she starts kissing all over while she gets rid of my t-shirt and undies. up into the shower where I get a throughout cleansing of all my bodyparts and muscles. my little brother is already swollen to a respectful size. she doesn't do blowjobs I think, just kissing it gently (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
rtb.
END OF PART TWO
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:43 am on Sep. 4, 2003
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Oz
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Great FR RTB, yea Soldier of Fortune is a good choice, about the limit of my singing ability.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:52 pm on Sep. 4, 2003
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PART THREE, the saga continues
so karaokeskinny is laying on her back, just reminds me I never asked her real name, I wish it was suk ling or lu ching, but it probably isn't. so I start to go down on her. she starts moaning and makes a lot of noise, please don't wake up the neighbours (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
nice juicy pussy, small batch of long pubic hair, chinese girls don't like to cut her bush, it is bad luck or something. 69 seems to be out of the question. so I turn her over and she again starts kissing and blowing all over my body. this creates a sensational feeling all over my body, I'm getting spasms. she must have studied art of love at Shandong Normal university.
she starts kissing and gently blows on my member from different positions. finally it is time to get the rubber on. so she slides on top of me, but isn't moving at all. but I can feel her vaginal muscles performing a massage like sensation. wow!! I am truly amazed. be careful ringthebells not to come, as they have a one shot policy in china. (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
so I pull out gently. karaokeskinny is kissing tongue like a nymphomaniac on death row. so I turn her over and work her from behind. this time I have to go for it. so I finally come with great release, all the tensions of a 12 day celibacy are gone.
so karaokeskinny snuggles up and lies exhausted next to me. or is it me exhausted?? probably the latter.
more touching and kissing, a little handjob. I am getting really tired now after alll those beers and exercise (I wish I spoke more mandarin).
however she gets the message, we shower together and she finally gets dressed and waves goood bye, blowing kisses at the door.
karakoeskinny, I'll be back. (I will bring my english-mandarin dictionary which I will buy tomorrow in hongkong).
THE END
rtb.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:14 pm on Sep. 4, 2003
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Oz
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So, is "one-shot" an official policy enforcable by law? Or will a little corruption aid more shooting? Oz
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:20 pm on Sep. 4, 2003
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ringthebells
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I whish I spoke more mandarin.
however I managed to squeeze out a handjob.
but in the beauty barlours and barber salons, they have a strict one shot policy.
same at the executions. apparently some of the PLA soldiers don't aim that well, so the nearly dead beg for another bullet. which they will not use before a relative pays for it.
rtb.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:09 pm on Sep. 4, 2003
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