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Metaliclink
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I'm currently, temporarily situated in kinda small city outside of Melbourne and a few nights ago a friend and i were too drunk, too horny, and had too much money so we decided to get back to my place after a night out on the town and we called an excort service called Knight Owls.
Neither of us knew what to expect as we'd never done this before, but we called and asked for a nice young lady to accomodate two guys seperately. The phone receptionist told us she'd send out a beautiful 23 year old called M******
About 45 minutes later (3:30 am) there was a knock on the door and this huge fat guy was standing there with a very average looking older woman. They introduced themselves and the guy just said he's here to watch tv and keep the time. (i guess he was there for intimidation or something) if he wasnt there we would have told the chick to go right back where she came from, but we decided to let her in and tell her we didint want to participate but just wanted her to give us an extended lap dance each.
Of course she liked this idea and at $140 for 30 minutes, who wouldnt. SHe stripped, and her body was covered in tattoos, her tits were the saggiest things i'd ever seen and she had about 5 teeth in her whole mouth. We were both in shock, then she pulled out a vibrator and started working away at herself, my friend got up and went to the bathroom to puke and to my horror i was left alone with her. She asked if i wanted a BJ or anything and i just shook my head silently. After about 20 minutes and when my friend got back we just told her to get dressed and gave her a smoke and sat and watched tv till her time was up, for some reason she didn't want to leave early.
So anyway, this just goes to show that if u want good p4p go to thailand, if u want fat old ugly tothless bitches to stick dildoes in their over stretched twats then give knight owls a call!
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Posted on: 8:42 pm on Oct. 24, 2003
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fastmover
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Hi Bud! Let me get this straight, was the fat guy in the room with you? Man that sucks.
So sometimes women fake orgasms, did you have to fake your facial expressions while she doing the 'ugly thing'?
Did you tip! If you did it was probably to have her leave and never come back.
Ps. Maybe your friend was in the john wacking off and was just embarrassed to show you he was turned on!
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Posted on: 9:54 pm on Oct. 24, 2003
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NaughtiusMaximus
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Metal, I told mum to stop that crap.
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Posted on: 11:02 pm on Oct. 24, 2003
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Metaliclink
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Hey guys,
Fastmover, heh you got it, i tried my best to pretend i was enjoying and that she was turning me on, but i didint even get half a mongrel the whole time!
Nah i sure didnt tip her, the smoke i gave her was tip enough for her!
NaughtiusMaximus: haha thats some funny shit mate. But seriously, if your mum looks like that i'd wanna hope you're adopted!
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Posted on: 11:08 pm on Oct. 24, 2003
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