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ThaidUp
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Even though way out of Thailand, as you read on you will see how this is connected to Thailand.
So it’s Monday November 3rd and I back in Los Angeles with a one night stay near the airport before heading down to San Diego. What’s better way to relieve your sore muscles from a 16 hour plane ride than a nice Asian massage.
Previously, I was an AMP (Asian Massage Palor) King usually going to one once a week, dating some workers outside the places. Etc.. First, let me tell all that the AMP scene in CA is going downhill fast because of law enforcement crackdowns. The AMP scene in Orange County has almost been completely eradicated.
Most of these places have all Koreans working there. Koreans are great in bed. If I could put a Korean girl’s sex drive and technique in a TG body it would be the perfect combination. The salary of these girls range from $150K to $250K USD per year with most being cash tax free tax free. Korean’s being the small business people that they are buy houses, cars and bankroll the remainder to start legit businesses once the period of beauty wears off, unlike TBG’s who mainly piss away the money.
So I go to one of my favorites in LA called “Oriental Massage” (creative name huh?) on Wilshire Blvd in the city of Santa Monica just past 25th street. This place has been there for years and the city of Santa Monica is a super liberal city sometimes called the Socialist Republic of Santa Monica, so they pretty much leave this place alone.
The mode of operation is you pay the fee based upon time (in this case $100.00 USD for 60 minutes) go to the room and wait for the next available girl. This place has a number of hot girls, but on my lucky day, I just happen to get a 5. Not really Korean looking, but definitely Asain. Ok whatever, I guess I take her.
Now with these places you have to go through a song and dance ritual with the girl if you are not a regular customer known by the mamasan so they know that it is safe to proceed with sexual services without getting busted by the police. This usually involves getting completely naked, making the first move on the girl all the way up to the poon tang, say you been there before. Well, I know the dance well and pass this test.
So now my girl is giving a decent massage and you start to reach the point of uncomfortable silence, so I decide to start up a conversation to start rapport going that should lead to good sex later, well that’s the plan anyhow. (Actually bad idea)
TU “Where do you live in LA?” ……
KG Santa Monica, Where do you live?
TU “Thailand, I just flew in today.”
All of a sudden KG starts speaking Thai and I thinking alright. Yeah baby!
TU “Are you Thai?”
KG “No I am Korean, but I love Thailand”
TU “ How many times have you been there”
KG “Ten times. I spend all my vacations there”
Then KG starts going on a diatribe on the poor plight of the Thai people, how the King does not do anything for the people. How they are poor and used by the world. I start to defend the king and then realize, what the f*ck are you doing TU you just paid $100.00 bucks and the 60 minute clock is ticking. What to do..Ahh ha idea. “Well KG what I would like is you to sit on face and then suck my cock”  Great, end of conversation.
Well my previous erect member was deflated by her political dissertation and for a Korean she was really terrible in the sex department. She finally finishes the job and proceeds to a cool down massage now all the while talking a mile a minute about how she deems her visits to Thailand as charity work and she goes to the gay bars in Patpong and buys the boys for her trip and gives them money to party and f*ck her. Now if she would have been good in the sex department, I would have tried to hook-up during her next trip, but she failed, so right now I thinking that this sixty second clock is running too slow.
Her whole ten trips to Thailand involve the small cosmo of Patpong and talk about a warped view of Thailand.
All girls are sold into prostitution
The Thai people are all poor.
You could buy only fake items there
They all eat fried bugs
KG “My co-workers think I am crazy”
TU “Really” (TU thinking you are f*cking wacho) 
KG “You are such an interesting guy”
TU “ Thanks you are interesting too” (TU thinking in a wacho way)
Now for the clincher, she tells me one of her boy toys falls in love with her and before she leaves he has numerous tattoos of her name put on his body. Guess what is coming next guys…
Bingo you got it…
After she returns to USA she gets an email from boy toy saying how his father was sick and how KG can send him money Western Union. He faxes a copy of hospital bills and she sends him $1, 000.00 USD. Then another email request comes and she smartens up and sends no more.
Gee sounds familiar?
So with the additional negotiated tip (usually done before hand before service) of $100.00 USD. I thinking in Thai dollars, I could have had two model stunners at Poseidon. Then I have to stay here until Nov. 22nd missing Nov’s RT. That’s it I am now pissed, time to hit the CEO up for a raise for having to comeback to the USA too much per year.
So now I am ready to get the hell out of that place then…
TU “Well is nice to meet you, but I do not think I will run into to you in BKK as I do not visit gay bars in Patpong”
KG “Who told you I go to gay bars?”
TU “You did 10 minutes ago”
KG “Really, I must really relate to you. I normally do not talk to customers about my personal life”
TU thinking….”Lucky me to attract the f*cking wackko’s Get the hell out of here, Your co-workers are right you are crazy”
So remember guys, the contributions you are making toward your late night adventures with TG’s can be classified as charity contributions, probably tax deductible. I feel better already. I finally found my new religion. Praying at the TG poontang alter. I am born again. I must return to the LOS to redeem my sins.
Well after the next day of showing pictures from our Privilege party, I have three coworkers booking trips to LOS for Dec. and Feb. I think this new religion thing is catching on.
Damn three days in the USA and I miss LOS so much. I just glad I live there. Now what about my raise Damn it.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:39 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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ringthebells
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so they will have to award you/us a VIP membership at privilege.
good FR.
8'000 baht on a whacky korean...
I had a sexy thai girl for that the other day, and a nice meal at condoms, and loads of beers and tequilas, and my customers bill paid and sex at night and a blow job and headache in the morning.
forgot to throw in the 60 kilometer taxi ride.
enjoy, the trip  .
rtb.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:08 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Actually they are putting together a VIP membership program together. I started the ball rolling before I left. More details to follow.
Yeah 8, 000 THB, but I have found a new religion
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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Ballsburstin
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ThaidUp,
You're getting "stiffed" down there in LA, so to speak. Up here in NorCal, door charge typically $60, with additional tip betwen $60 to $100. Lady usually gets to keep $20 of the door charge. Some of the ladies up here tell me they rotate from down your way. So it's all about location, location, location...
- Balls
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:22 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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dagul
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On my last trip to Hollywood I stayed on N Vermont St at the Ramada. I remember seeing a MP called Asian Massage or something similar on Hollywood Blvd about two miles away - looks really seedy - ever been?
I was amazed with all the Thai restaurants in this area - I think I was right next to Thai Town.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:38 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Quote: from Ballsburstin on 11:22 am on Nov. 6, 2003
ThaidUp,
You're getting "stiffed" down there in LA, so to speak. Up here in NorCal, door charge typically $60, with additional tip betwen $60 to $100. Lady usually gets to keep $20 of the door charge. Some of the ladies up here tell me they rotate from down your way. So it's all about location, location, location...
- Balls
Yeah, I known the prices have been climbing probably becuase of the crackdown down here. SFO and SJ area are more liberal. That is probably why they cycle down here. More bucks. It use to be just recently $80.00 for 60 minutes. I blame it all on Gray Davis. With ass slapping, tit squeezing Arnold in office things may be in for a change
I meet your business partner during the last RT, nice guy. I am headed to San Jose next week any recommendations? I heard they have some good Vietnamese girls up there???
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:46 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Quote: from dagul on 11:38 am on Nov. 6, 2003
On my last trip to Hollywood I stayed on N Vermont St at the Ramada. I remember seeing a MP called Asian Massage or something similar on Hollywood Blvd about two miles away - looks really seedy - ever been?
I was amazed with all the Thai restaurants in this area - I think I was right next to Thai Town.
Dagul, yes this is Thai Town, good Thai food, but do not go to this place on Hollywood. It is a known ripoff place. You will get a massage only and a lame one at that. You will leave with blue balls. Many MP in Los Angeles proper are under strict regulation and you will NOT get any sexual service not even a hand job.
Go down the road to city of Santa Monica and hit the numerous places there. At least you will get serviced. Expensive, but it is really the only game in town right now.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:50 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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dagul
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Thanks ThaidUp, I'll take the advice on the MP.
Best part of my trip was in Santa Monica, quite a few bums though - but doesn't bother me. I liked the promenade - I guess you can shop like that when you never have to worry about the weather. I also liked how they had a Starbuck's on every corner - I could get used to that - love coffee! If things ever get right in CA I'm seriously considering moving to Santa Monica for a while - I even got an apartment guide I've been looking through.
Thanks again
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:02 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Dagul, Forget about living in Sanata Monica. Like I said it is the pro liberal city, hence the large amount of bums. Also, they still have rent control so the rents are outrageously low, so most people never move out and the fight to get apartments there is fierce. That whole West LA is really expensive. If you can find a guesthouse to rent from some rich person in the area like OJ's renter that would be the ticket. Good Luck
Hit the AMP on Wilshire just past 25th. just do not get "Uno" that would be her working name. I seen some other really hot ones in there all <25 years old.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:11 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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dagul
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That's what everyone keeps telling me - I've also considered San Diego but not much good feed back on that idea either. I don't know why I have such a fascination with CA, but with the way things sound and the way the state is flushing down the toilet maybe it's just not meant to be - I don't know, only time will tell...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:15 pm on Nov. 5, 2003
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