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fastmover
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This field report is a cut above the rest!
I couldn't resist........
Thursday December 11, 10:17 AM
Wayward husband gets penis cut off
MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.
A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila on Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.
Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.
Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.
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Say how about a jar under the bed in which to carry the detached member to the hospital, or a tube of magic glue, handy on the beside table.
I know, I know, Z forum! But.....
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:48 am on Dec. 11, 2003
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Oz
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Makes me feel very uncomfortable, better double check the phone! LOL
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 9:26 am on Dec. 11, 2003
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cityhopper
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Quote: from cityhopper on 7:26 pm on Dec. 11, 2003
Makes me feel very uncomfortable, better double check the phone! LOL
Bloody mobiles, spoiled many a relation... But to cut of body parts is pretty drastic.
Switch your Nokia's et. al. off completely and read your messages and missed calls the next morning or tuck it away in your briefcase on silent mode, whatever. Never ever leave it on your bedstand or under your pillow, da wife/girlfriend will find it anyway...
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:34 am on Dec. 11, 2003
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fastmover
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Nah not me! Forget hiding the phone! I'm hiding my dick before I sleep from now on. Trouble is...where to hide it?
Hey I got it! I'll hide it....in her pussy! I'll just tape our bodies together and........
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:43 am on Dec. 11, 2003
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Oz
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Half your luck, I have to wait until next week to play "hide the sausage"!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:44 am on Dec. 11, 2003
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fastmover
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Jeez Oz, don't ever say sausage.
Cooking comes to mind.......
First slice the sausage, place in a frying pan, pour a touch of cooking oil........ignore the screaming.......add seasoning....
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Posted on: 9:52 am on Dec. 11, 2003
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ThaidUp
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The man, a welder,
Here you go buddy, weld this
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:22 pm on Dec. 11, 2003
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caronte
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Since the legendary Bobbit case, I heard many stories around the world about women cutting dicks for revenge, jelousy and whatever....but I still have to hear about a man that cut a nipple or a breast of a lady for the very same reasons......sounds strange...?!
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Posted on: 7:53 pm on Dec. 11, 2003
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Bad choice of words!!!