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This all started when I spotted an advertisement in the back of a stockcar racing magazine or a hot rod magazine or something. It was offering guided trips to a limited number of men to South American venues, with a guarantee of meeting 300+ women. So I sent an e-mail to them and got some information.
At the time, I was in a relationship with a nice looking girl in the small Midwestern town that I lived in (USA). I was working for a company that paid pretty well, so I was a decent catch for alot of the women in town. I believe I was 25 or 26 at the time.
Then I get the word from my boss that I am going to Thailand for a month to help with the new company. My girlfriend isn't liking this too much. I went to Thailand, had sex, sex, and more sex. Basically fell in love with the place. I return home to find out that my girlfriend was f***ing one of the city police while I was gone. Turn about is fair play. I wasn't pissed off, I was too ramped up about getting back to LOS.
I checked on some flights, and realized that it would be pretty expensive for me to return to LOS any time soon. Then I stumble across the information on South America. I decide to get a loan against my upcoming bonus and take a trip to South America.
I arrive in Barranquilla (a day late, that's another story) and arrive at the hotel. I undestand that all the other guests were a day late also, due to flight cancelations. So, I didn't miss anything. There are 2 parties scheduled to meet the women, and a pool party for us to invite our favorites to.
I arrive at the party, in a new suit and tie. I realized that I am the youngest guy there, the next youngest guy there is probably in his mid 40's. Sweet for me. I call my boss on the cell phone to bost my good luck. As promised, there were 300+ ladies there the first night. Some of the most beautiful things I have ever seen anywhere. I have alot of them chasing me around, and everywhere I go there is a crowd of women. I slip away with one beauty and schedule a date for the next day. When I return to the party I notice it is dying down a little, so I invite about 20 girls to a Disco Tech. Lots of fun, but no action. Damn it!
The next night a whole new crowd of 300+ women show up for the party. One sweet looking girl is eyeing me like crazy. So, I walk up and she knows my name before I even say anything. She is friends with one of the girls from the night before and snuck into the party to meet me. She wasn't even supposed to be there. Turns out we hit it off really well, left the party early and went to clubs. I had found the girl of my dreams. She learned how to speak English in New York, so she had a spanish accent talking like a person from New York City. She cussed alot, but I didn't care.
We get back to the hotel and I persuade her to stay the night. I buy a bottle of nice red wine from the bar, and we take to the room. She drinks half the bottle, and then informs me that wine makes her horny.
After some kissing and snuggling, she said, "eh, you gonna get that cock out so I can ride it?" Holy Shit! I never got my member out so fast in my life. She got on top and f***ed me silly. That girl f***ed me like I was a whore, she basically played "whose your daddy" on me. The next day I have brusies all over my lower stomache area from the abusive sex. I must say it is the best sex I have ever had in my life, even better than in LOS.
We continue a couple more days, I buy her an engagement ring and she buys me a ring. Her family is a wealthy family and needs no hand outs from me. I go back to the states, and we keep in touch for a while. But after realizing what a spoiled bitch she was, I broke it off.
She contacted me the other day, and said she is living in Austria now with her new husband. That guy is lucky to get such a sex machine, but I don't envy him having to put up with her attitude.
Moral of the story: South American chicks f*** like rabbid dogs, but they are definetly hot blooded and have nasty nasty tempers.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:43 am on Jan. 27, 2003
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Smegma
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Quote: from Kryptonite on 4:43 pm on Jan. 27, 2003
Moral of the story: South American chicks f*** like rabbid dogs, but they are definetly hot blooded and have nasty nasty tempers.
A good and fair generalization, but I would say only about half of them are really like that. I mean being all of the three things you mention: hot blooded, nasty tempers and f***ing like rabbid dogs. Some are worse, as they are hot blooded and with nasty temper but whitout the rabbid f***ing quality. And a few gems are much better, doing the rabbid f***ing thing but without the nasty temper.
I would say 80% are hot blooded. 60% have nasty tempers and 60% do the rabbid dog thing. Now lets play intersecting the numbers from the groups to figure out the combinations 
BTW, the relative numbers vary a bit over the region. The more hot blooded are the ones in the tropics, ie mostly around the Caribbean. As you move further south and get to Argentina and Chile, your rabbid %s starts decreasing.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:58 am on Jan. 27, 2003
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wheezer
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I did the same thing a few years back.....'cept I went to Cartegena. Beautiful women, very friendly, most were amazed to see an American down there on vacation. Most women walk around in very flimsy sheer summer dresses. Makes you realize what femininity is really about and just how f***ed American women are. Seems like women down there actually LIKE being feminine and are not trying to run around being little dudes. The way they carry themselves makes your heart melt.
I had a blast for a week, hooked up with pretty lady, she was not the lady advertized in the photo, a few years older and she had a son. I visited her house....absolute squalor on the outskirts of town....very friendly family, had rice and chicken bone dinner. She jumped on my crank like it was the last one on planet earth. Crazy sex all week, steak and eggs for breakfast every morning for a buck and a quarter.
Totally f***in' hairball city though...take your life in your hands crossing the street. Every cab was a 68 Dodge dart 4 door (must be a South American deal) with no windshield and no side windows, seatbelts or brakes. Idiot drivers have no knowledge on operation of motor vehicle..I club race motorcycles....riding 160 miles an hour doesn't even get my heart rate up, but I'll be damned if I didn't almost shit my pants during the drive from the airport to the Hilton on the Bocagrande'. Anything goes there folks, I've seen mules pulling carts at a walking pace with nutters on two stroke Banshee ATV's doing 70+ on dry pavement.
All was cool until last day. I like hot weather...I do AZ all the time 100+ heat, no big deal. I saw it drizzle there (Cartegena) on a clear blue sky day with not a cloud in sight. f***ing 110% humidity. I was feeling a bit light headed 'cause of heat exhaustion and against her advice, stopped off at a cart by the side of the street to buy a fresh squeezed fruit drink...tasted so good I had two more. El Grande' Problemo. Must've been X-lax.
I couldn't get back to the hotel fast enough, I almost spackled the f***in walls .......
Flying back into JFK...idiot Customs dickheads thought I "fit the profile" and gave me the third degree, locked me in a little room and had some DEA asshole who knew Cartegena very well grill me as to why I was there, who I was seeing, Why I didn't have my drivers license on me....bla, bla, bla....Ripped my sneakers apart. Took the lining out of my suit case. They wanted to strip search me and I told fatboy DEA dick I couldn't be held responsible if I shat all over the place. They heard my stomach grumble and backed off. Ruined what would have been an othewise perfect vacation. Thinking back now....kinda wish I did park a few dribblin' blobs on the carpet there in the little room at JFK. Least next time They'd remember me as the punk who shit on them.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:07 pm on Jan. 30, 2003
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nokna
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loved the tale of being stopped at JFK.
you should have gone for it and unloaded on the carpet.
they would certainly have been taught a lesson.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:41 pm on Jan. 31, 2003
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buxeda
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some info about cartagena
i have been in cartagena for 2 month now and I am planning to stay for about a month more. 
many people have the impresion that colombia is very dangerous, but colombia is not more dangerous than other south american countries, if you stay in the cities. if you fly into bogota and take an inland flight to cartagena, you will be fine. no 
the city is probably the most beautiful colonial city of south america. wandering around the old town is impressive. the beaches are nice, although they have dark sand. there are some nice islands to visit on a 1 or 2 day trip, they are called las islas del rosario. temperature is 30 degrees all year round. the good neighbourhoods to stay are bocagrande and el laguito. you can stay in the old center, but go by taxi at night.
p4p action can be found in almost all discotheques. I can recommend la dulche vita (ldw) in el luaguito. next comes la tripletera and tu candela in the old town, mister babilla in la calle del arsenal. visiting ldw is a must, 30 to 70 fine girls, depending on the night. in la tripletera are many girls on friday and saturday who are students during the week.in the calle del arsenal, there are about 5 discotheques, little pros and many have good  girls. the girls charge about 40 to 100 usd st or lt. depends alot on you and if you speak spanish.
the amazing thing is that you do not always have to go for the pros. just meet any girl, in your hotel or in a restaurant, if she likes you, she is good to go. I have done every girl that lives in my hotel so far, and I am not the best looking guy. it helps if you speak spanish though. 2 of them are pros, and I usually have one before or after they go to work. 
there are nightclubs, they are all in the neighbourhood el bosque. I visited manila house, playboy, intercontinenal and la casa del marinero. playboy and manila house are recommended. barfine is 60 - 70k pesos. (2500 pesos = 1 usd) and then maybe 100k s/t nad 200k lt
peace
el gringo loco
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:28 pm on May 25, 2004
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