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booshy2003
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Ok, I've been wondering for some time now - What the hell is the hose by the toilets for? I mean, do you hose down your ass? Some of these beams are rather high pressure... Or are they for cleaning the seat? I just can't figure it out.
So can someone tell me without making stupid jokes, please? :p
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Posted on: 7:30 pm on April 20, 2003
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haam sup
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They are, indeed, for washing your ass. ÝIt takes a little practice, but it is very effective, and helpful in the heat and humidity. ÝHint: don't use 100% pressure; just sqeeze the handle until it is at a comfortable flow.
The affected region will be more pleasant to any and all concerned with it.
DO NOT use it to 'clean' the seat...
Wait until you have to go where all that's available is a squat toilet  ...
haam sup
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Posted on: 7:36 pm on April 20, 2003
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booshy2003
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But 'uh... Do you first hose, THEN clean with paper? Or just hands?
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Posted on: 7:59 pm on April 20, 2003
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haam sup
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Use the hose, dry with paper. Thais often carry their own, just in case.
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Posted on: 9:04 pm on April 20, 2003
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ccvvbb
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Quote: from booshy2003 on 7:30 am on April 21, 2003
So can someone tell me without making stupid jokes, please? :p
I have also been wondering the same thing for some time too, I am also wondering about the garbage can beside the toilet, are you supposed to wipe your ass and then throw the used paper in the basket? I have a hard time doing that, I toss it in the toilet and flush it away.
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Posted on: 9:28 pm on April 20, 2003
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CalEden
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I'm glad I'm regular as hell, first thing every morning, so always use hotel toliet. When using squat pot for #2, won't you friendly fire your pants, when dropping the bombs. How do you keep your pants dry when using the hose? It appears to me you have to remove your undies, pants, and shoes to get the pants off. I don't think so in some of the squat pots I've seen. 55555!
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Posted on: 9:46 pm on April 20, 2003
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silentbob1234
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Damn...I thought this was a sex topic. Wrong "hoes" I guess. 
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Posted on: 9:57 pm on April 20, 2003
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haam sup
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CalEden,
Two different topics: this one is supposed to be what to do with the hose found connected to the water supply with a Western toilet. ÝI think we've covered that...
A squat toilet takes some practice, but you basically pull your pant legs up, your pants down below your knees, so they are bunched together, and squat ALL the way down on your haunches. ÝIn this position your pants are high and dry, and your bits are dangling in the right position. ÝNot easy for most of us, due to our body types, and lack of ankle flexibility.
Squat toilets originally were NOT designed to be used with toilet paper; instead you use water from the jar (scooped up with the pan that is usually floating about) and your LEFT hand to clean your ass! (That's why it is considered rude to hand something to someone using your left hand). Ý Always pour the water onto your left hand; never dip. ÝThen you use the pan to pour water into the hole until the evidence is gone...
The wastebasket is usually for the paper used to DRY your ass, after you've cleaned it
Then, of course, you wash your hands...
Ever notice the long fingernail on Thai men's (left) pinkies? ÝNow you know...
haam sup
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Posted on: 10:10 pm on April 20, 2003
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ducksnutz
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BOOSHY,
I have not used toilet paper for 6 months now and my arse is thanking me for it. It is a much friendlier and cleaner way, if you like you can also give yourself an enema at the same time. But really it is much better than the paper trail, just imagine dragging little particles of shit all over your arse with the paper, even though you think its clean, it never really is. But with the hose only, you could eat your breakfast off of it and several gals have almost, I have had tongues go where they never have before because it is so nice down there, lol. Also for your info, if staying in a hotel, you are better off using the small hand towel to dry your butt rather than toilet paper, as I have found that the paper can disintergrate and leave small white pieces on your bot bot and you will be none the wiser, unless you then go for an arse licking and that could be embarrassing.
As for the squatters, they are also better than the sit down crapper, but the only thing is I don't like using my fingers and the water bucket, you also won't crap on your dacks as they are comfortably out of the line of fire, just when you pee while squating make sure you aim it down and don't just go for it, as that will surely land in your pocket or such.
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Posted on: 10:12 pm on April 20, 2003
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Fanta4
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I love the bucket wash! f_ck paper! its so wasteful! ! and you get much cleaner if you know what your doing.. In my apartment I have the classic thai toliet/ hose and bucket/shower room so I can do whatever, have full shower if I want... Even know i'm back in north america right now I still prefer to wash up by squating in the bath tub at the tap or quick half shower even if I am at a friends place or whatever I dont give a f_ck anymore...
think about toilet paper...you are smearing and rubbing shit all round your ass. The bucket wash.. could billions of asian and indian be wrong?
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Posted on: 10:45 pm on April 20, 2003
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