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ducksnutz
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I was awake until 2am last night trying to think of an excuse for a little naughty night away. usually my devious mind has no problem and never has in the past, coming up with any such requirement. But for some reason this time I am drawing a blank. Oh the pressure.
A little gilry I met who is kinda cute, but not stunning, but is a great root, a very good great root in fact. She sent me an sms message to ask when can we spend the whole day and night together. I said let me think about it and I'll get back to you.
The problem is that each night I have spent with her in the last 2-3 weeks, I have had to depart around 4ish to get home before the missus cracks the shits. So what kind of excuse can I come up with to leave in the morning on day one and return mid afternoon the next day and keep the missus happy. Keeping in mind I need to visit Pattaya to experience another little one in the next 2 weeks for about 3 nights. I cannot use Pattaya for the same reason twice in 2 weeks. I used Pattaya about 4 weeks ago and Phuket about a month before that, so need to save Pattaya for that naughty adventure. I also set the buttering up wheels in motion yesterday by telling her to get the nanny a passport because we might go to Bali next month for a holiday and my next visa run.
Any ideas, good or bad would be welcome.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:36 am on June 13, 2003
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expatchuck
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Nutz:
I always found major surgery a good excuse for a few days away. İOpen heart surgery is normally good for at least one week but getting the scar to prove it is a bitch.
Another thing you can do, if you have a policeman friend, is to have him call the wife and tell her you are in jail. İYou can use this for as long as you feel comfortable and do not have to produce the scars to prove it. İYou can also spend all the rice money and tell her it was for gifts and gratuities to the authorities.
My final suggestion for right now is to just disappear and when you return to the fold, so to speak, tell her you were kidnapped by a band of roaming pygmy gypsies. İAgain, spend all the rice money on your liason with the TG but tell your wife you had to use the money for your ransom.
I have used all of these in the past. İI am currently not married.
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Posted on: 6:37 am on June 13, 2003
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dirty guru
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i find this hard to believe..i reckon you could think of a thousand f_cking reasons.
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Posted on: 7:21 am on June 13, 2003
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expatchuck
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Why don't you give us one, oh, İgreat guru of the dirty??
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:56 am on June 13, 2003
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dirty guru
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well ok, assuming your in thailand at this time of need? ...I would list a relation in hong kong on business that has a deal to seal..and can meet you recreational leave for a few days in pattaya as he is again eyeing land/business ... a wedding of a mate organize calls a posted invite...(members could help)..... but say this guy has a few problems and i will be gone a day before you then stretch it with he needs my help..... Have a guy posing as a doctor (after a week of claiming to piss blood ) refer you to a specialist that he knows at x spot ...that week act like you are on the way out,...then say i need to do this alone...... just a sample your intelligent though an arse -hole ..think.
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Posted on: 10:21 am on June 13, 2003
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expatchuck
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I think I have been just been insulted and called an asshole. İHave I just been insulted and called an asshole?
It is so hard for me to understand just what the guru of the dirty is trying to say without punctuation marks or commas or sentence stops or anything else and he just keeps running on and on and really has little to say except to criticize and is not helpful in the least but maybe he just does not know any better so why do I really care what he thinks or says I guess the answer is I really don't.
Duckz, weren't you bonding with him on another thread somewhere? İPerhaps you can find an excuse in there somewhere but I think the open heart surgery option is easier than what he may or may not have proposed.
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Posted on: 10:54 am on June 13, 2003
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Tsonoqua
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Even though DG is rude, crude and an insulting drunkard, in addition to being grammar and punctuation challenged, it's not his fault. İHe's Australian. İOn the other hand, he did compliment you on being intelligent.
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Posted on: 1:23 pm on June 13, 2003
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invaderzim
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dude get rid of your wife thats what you need to do your obviously notinto marrige at this point in your life
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Posted on: 2:32 pm on June 13, 2003
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eyeswideopen
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I for one can testify that Ducksnutz wife is fine and feisty (even tho she almost got five us us stomped to death at CM2 today) and you are a dick for suggesting he get rid of her. Let's just work together to help a brother out of a jam instead of wishing the situation away. Ducks is a deeply troubled man and needs all the sympathy and understanding we can muster. Plus he promised me never to mention "the ladyboy incident" again if I support him on his cruel and twisted quest.
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Posted on: 2:45 pm on June 13, 2003
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bkkz
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Ducks,
Another idea is too take this girl along on your next Visa run. It works, provided she has a passport. 
Either that, come back a day earlier from your Visa run, and spend the time with that girl. That works only if your wife doens't not check your passport.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:57 pm on June 13, 2003
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