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ThaidUp
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Yes you probably all have seen the rip-off game show of “Who wants to be a Thai Millionaire?”, it is now time for another game show rip-off of “The Thai Dating Game” Without further ado let me introduce our three dashing bachelors (I think??) 
Bachelor #1 From the land down under and where he like to spend most of his time down and under TG’s let us welcome Mr. NaughtiusMaximus.
Bachelor #2 A man in the transportation business, you can find him either on or off the wagon let us give a warm applause to Mr. Yurune.
Bachelor #3 A man from the land of Oz let us welcome the Wizard himself Oz.
Now it is time to meet our lovely contestant and what a beauty she is. Adorned in gold standing at 5’ 2” and tipping the scales at 43 kg soaking wet (Which I heard she likes to be most of the time) let’s give it up for Miss Pook.
Miss Pook is an professional artist expressionist dancer whose performance’s can be view in select theaters in the city of Bangkok.
Miss Pook would you like to explain to our audience about your dance performances?
Pook, “Well Thank you ThaidUp, first let me thank you to be a part of this new exciting game show “The Thai Dating Game”, Yes I usually perform a few dance routines with a dance ensemble usually on a nightly basis.
TU “You are quite welcome, So you perform everynight, that must be grueling work?”
Pook “ Yes it is very tiring sometimes, but our theater is usually pack to the roof with my fans and they keep cumming back for more, so I am inspired not to let them down.”
TU “That is outstanding to meet a truly dedicated performance artist. Now on to our lucky bastards, Hmm. I mean Bachelors. Pook is it true you have not met your future date?”
Pook “Well not exactly TU, I am a hard girl to satisfy, so I must have a man who can keep up with my energy level”
TU “So you dated these lucky men?”
Pook “ Well you could say that, but actually TU I banged the living sh*t out of all of them.”
TU (Turning RED) “I See, so this really takes the surprise out of our game”
Pook “ Well not exactly TU, since I am a little spinner, I thought I would put a little Thai spin on the game and the miserable bastards, I mean gentlemen do not know that they are all banging me”
TU “Well that’s great so it seems we have a show. I was worried that we would lose our sponsor “Stay Hard Condoms”, but it looks like we are back in the game.
Now it is off to our wonderful audience “Bangkok Tonight Forum” for some questions for our Bachelors or lovely contestant Poon … I mean Pook. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:22 pm on Dec. 17, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Sometimes Truth is stranger than fiction
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:38 pm on Dec. 17, 2003
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ringthebells
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hi, miss pook
is it true that you were not having a date last night, or did you have a prior engagement with an outsider??
rtb
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:08 pm on Dec. 17, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Pook "Well Ringthebells I tried to call you last night so you could be part of the audience, but some other girl always answered the phone and claimed that you are no longer employed. Too bad you missed the show and sorry about your job."
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:49 pm on Dec. 17, 2003
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ringthebells
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she doesn't know the word "employed".
I tried to get into the office this morning but somehow the key didn't work... also my salary has not yet been deposited.
I am sitting at the soup kitchen now with my laptop, contemplating is I shall take my kuetjau for lunch or for dinner.
so pook, out of the 3 studs, which one was the best lover??
rtb
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:55 pm on Dec. 17, 2003
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ThaidUp
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Pook" Well that is a difficult question. NaughtiusMaximus is usually good for a rooting when he is sober, but then those that know him, know he is not sober most of the time. He can still mantain his manhood when he is drunk, but sometimes he misses my love pocket and ends up in my pooper and does not notice and that hurts my tush, tush and I am unable to dance the next day.
Yurune is quite the stud, but word seems to get out quickly around town and he has many girls calling him, some even want to pay him for his service. I think he is too much of a butterfly.
Oz is the true gentleman and after my heart, plus he lives out of town so I am free to pursue my career goals."
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:47 pm on Dec. 17, 2003
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Arramsey
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Miss Pook,
What have you got against Deby ?
Why is it that you just happen to be "porking" only the 3 guys who are madly in love with Deby ??
Does this qualify as a Woman's Issue ???
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:12 am on Dec. 18, 2003
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ukguy84
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Miss Pook,
Its rumered that one of the 3 contestents likes to ask for a large discount, could you please tell us who is the miser amongst the 3, and who gave you the smallest deposit?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:56 am on Dec. 18, 2003
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Smegma
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Question for the bachelors:
How would you guys handle finding that once ready to do the dirty, she got red tide?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:00 am on Dec. 18, 2003
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