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CalEden
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On the serious side. I haven't used toliet paper in a couple of years now. Except the rare emergency. Always crap (First thing in the morning) then its shower time. Nice clean bum, no smearing, no clingons, and odor free.
By the way when ever in Thailand I always babypowder my crouch to prevent rashes and chafing. My TGF thinks it the funniest thing. The farang thinks it SonKrang every morining. She gets a laugh out of it. I tried to explain I don't do it at home, but its so god damn hot/muggy in LOS.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:06 pm on April 20, 2003
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bandit
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It is indeed a very good and clean idea with this hose and I always use it while I am in LOS. I wished to have such a hose in my home...
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:36 am on April 22, 2003
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expatchuck
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Guys: ÝThis is perhaps the most enlightening thread I have ever seen or read. Ý
I have used the hose for years but do not use toilet paper afterwards. ÝRather I prefer the "drip dry" method after giving myself a cheap thrill with as much water power as the hose will generate.
I never did like the bomb sight toilets as my inner ear problems caused me to lose my balance frequently while perched on those little feet thingies. ÝThat made a dump one of my more perilous ventures of the day.
This brings up an interesting point. ÝCalEden said that he puts baby powder on his crouch to prevent chafing. ÝIs this the crouch while you are perched over the bomb sight or do you have another crouch you do to prevent chafing?? ÝPlease help us on this as it could be something we all need to start doing.
Again, thank you all for the input on this thread. ÝIt is something we usually do not discuss over dinner in my circle but still is something that needs to be discussed.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:05 am on April 22, 2003
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ducksnutz
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Expat,
I only know of one crouch position over the crapper, I think its universal, so if Cal has invented his own, then good for him, maybe he could copyright it and make a fortune. I cannot use the drip dry method as I have also not worn jocks for 6 months and it leaks through to my pants and looks like I pissed myself, I use the same towel I shower with, thats the faith I have in the hose method.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:55 am on April 22, 2003
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Smegma
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Quote: from ducksnutz on 8:55 pm on April 22, 2003
I use the same towel I shower with
I do not understand. Why would you shower with a towel? Is it some kind of decency or modesty matter that you shower covered. Wow!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:33 am on April 22, 2003
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expatchuck
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Egads, Smegma. ÝWe have now elevated this thread to a little higher plane. ÝInstead of discussing how we clean ourselves after taking a dump, we are now discovering some rather bizarre showering habits. ÝI, for one, used to wear my undies when I took a shower for fear that somebody would break down my door and get a glimpse of my manhood. ÝAfter much therapy and many thousand of dollars for that therapy, I can now shower in the nude. ÝNow, you ask, does that phobia also affect your love making? ÝBosh! I say to those whose minds forever dwell on the unseemly subject of s_x.
Mr. Nutz: ÝI have found that when I am taking a leak and do not shake off every drop as it should be and then it shows through on my pants, I wash my hands, splash water all over the front of my pants and then leave the toilet waving my wet hands and cursing the sink's water pressure. ÝAnd that, my friends, may be the longest sentence I have ever composed.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:03 am on April 22, 2003
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booshy2003
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Just to sum up:
* The hose is for your ass, not to clean the toilet seat.
* After taking a dump you spray your ass and afterwards you wipe it dry.
I'm sorry if this gets too graphical or gross for some people, but I really want to know.
I just dont see how the hose can work that well. I mean, sometimes you have different...uhh... "texture" on your dump, real sticky, so that it smears itself somewhat. How can just water clean that? There must be something I've missed.
I would think to first spray, then wipe, then spray a little, then wipe, etc, would be the best aproach, but I get the impression that some of you just spray and then you wipe with tissue just to dry off, not to clean.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:16 am on April 22, 2003
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expatchuck
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Booshy2003: ÝDo you realize the Grand Canyon was made by just water? ÝIf water can carve the Grand Canyon, it can clean your bum. Ý Ý
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:46 am on April 22, 2003
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JIMMY D
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As this seems to be a very interesting/enlightening thread,can we please choose a more apt name for the "Hose".
Like Expat i often find myself at dinner parties when the topic of the "Hose"is brought up.
I remember one gathering when a close freind we will call"sydney"kept using the word in one of his anecdotes.
Just by looking at the blank stares around the room you could tell nobody present had the any idea what he was jabbering about.
Imagine if he had substituted "Hose"for my favourite the"Bum gun"or the"Anal cleaner".
Surely between us we could come up with a better name than the"Hose".
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:49 am on April 22, 2003
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expatchuck
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I have two nominations for a name.
The first one is "Canyon Carver".
The second one, and my personal favorite, is in honor of the originator of this enlightening thread, "Booshy Blaster"
I will post more as my feeble brain works thinks them up.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:21 pm on April 22, 2003
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