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silentbob1234
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Outstanding movie ideas! I'd watch 'em.
I think EP should submit those movie pitches to Troma. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:00 pm on July 28, 2005
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Evil Penivel
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Nothing could top Toxic Avenger, but I could think of a interesting name for a Thai version (won't write it here, though). But it would be very interesting to have Troma do some films in Thailand!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 7:31 am on July 29, 2005
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Golden Star
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"Action films-
The Magnificent Seven Inches, based on the classic 1960.Western starring Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen, which in turn was based on Kurosawa's The Seven Samurai. In the BKK version, six ex-pat mongers (Brit, Yank, Aussie, German, Swede, Jap) and a Thai would liberate the women from the Grace. They would do it purely for the love of freedom and to raise the standard of P4P, since these women don’t have any money to pay them and are too ugly to f***. There would be a great action scene in which the displaced guys at the Grace make a suicide charge down the soi on camelback, waving al Qaida banners, to retake the coffee shop from the magnificent seven."
Would you consider revising the script a notch and booting out the Swede or the Japanese, and instead inserting a Canuck?
Other than that, 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:32 am on July 29, 2005
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Evil Penivel
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Quote: from Golden Star on 10:44 am on July 29, 2005
Would you consider revising the script a notch and booting out the Swede or the Japanese, and instead inserting a Canuck?
Other than that,
Certainly, Swede out, Canadian in. I've also been thinking seven dwarves could be used in the roles. It's just too bad that Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf of Howard Stern fame is no longer with us, he'd be perfect for one of the roles.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 9:55 am on July 29, 2005
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Socrates
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How about some Greek input ?
You could have Zorba the Grace.
or
Never on a Sunday at Grace
or
“Daphnis and Gracie”
Dark Odyssey in the Grace
Grace Zed?
Yassas-
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:34 am on July 29, 2005
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Frank La Rue
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This is hillarious.....
I particularly like the one about the besieged Farangs at NEP, like the Alamo. I know Hemmingway never visited LOS nor did he fight in Alamo but could you throw him in just for good measure?
Otherwise, you can make a Starwars version with Thermae as the Galactic Bar from "The empire strikes back"
You already have an actor for Darth Vader. As for Jaba The Hut, ask ExpatChuck.
Evil, you're a terrific writer, you beat me any day!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:08 am on Sep. 4, 2005
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expatchuck
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Quote: from Frank La Rue on 2:36 pm on Sep. 4, 2005
This is hillarious.....
I particularly like the one about the besieged Farangs at NEP, like the Alamo. I know Hemmingway never visited LOS nor did he fight in Alamo but could you throw him in just for good measure?
Otherwise, you can make a Starwars version with Thermae as the Galactic Bar from "The empire strikes back"
You already have an actor for Darth Vader. As for Jaba The Hut, ask ExpatChuck.
Evil, you're a terrific writer, you beat me any day!
I can't be Jaba the Hut. I lost too much weight.
I wanna be Han Solo.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:50 am on Sep. 4, 2005
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Torq
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EP,
I just have to say that your post is so f*cking funny that I am losing it on a conference call with BMC software right now.
The poor bastard presenting had to stop and try to play off the repressed laughing sounds he was hearing on the polycom a minute ago.
BTW I've never stayed at the Grace so I am assuming that all of the US 7-11 clerks and airport taxi drivers stay there. Sorry for the slang I meant diaper heads... No that was uncalled for...sorry...
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:39 am on Sep. 7, 2005
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Evil Penivel
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Gentlemen-
Thanks for all the kind words.
Expatchuck- I'm sure you would make an excellent hero for a Star Wars version of BKK nightlife. But I think we need a better name, Hand Solo sounds so lonely and out of place for BKK.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 11:17 am on Sep. 7, 2005
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expatchuck
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Quote: from Evil Penivel on 11:45 pm on Sep. 7, 2005
Gentlemen-
Thanks for all the kind words.
Expatchuck- I'm sure you would make an excellent hero for a Star Wars version of BKK nightlife. But I think we need a better name, Hand Solo sounds so lonely and out of place for BKK.
Ah, Evil, thou dost not know I be in Saudi, alone, with only my imagination and a bottle of baby oil.
Hand Solo is the only name I can use.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:35 am on Sep. 8, 2005
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