Fritz: Whew!! That is a relief cause I really was fearful you were talking about usn's.
Q. You know what an Alabama divorce and a tornado have in common??? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> A. Someone's gonna lose a trailer house!
and: 44. Your mother wore a t-shirt to a wedding. 45. You have four pickups in your front yard and none of them run. 46. Your good sofa is on the front porch.