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yeah but Chucky has airco and fans and enough ice cubes, so I am sadder 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:23 am on Aug. 12, 2003
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expatchuck
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Message from the Middle East LF:
It is surely hotter than any paltry 34c. It was 50c with humididity of 124% at 1130 when I went to lunch. When I returned from lunch at 1515 it had warmed up to the afternoon temperature. But you didn't ask about me did you? Does anybody care about me and why don't I have a thread named after me? But that's another story.
Back to the major question of the day and that is why there is air pumped inside X's apple. The purpose of this is to give X that light headed feeling she gets so often when reading one of DG's volumnious and so very often disjointed rambling posts that cover everything and nothing at the same time and keep using run-on sentences... except when he uses a bunch of little dots to either make a point or catch a breath or let his brain catch up with his vapidly flying fingers as he hunches over his little Apple computer.
Now about X's apple. When the street vendor places the apple inside the little plastic baggy, the apple has already been injected with cold air but when the baggy thing is sealed, the apple releases the cold air and puffs up the baggy thing. This is really a public relations gimmick thought up by their Local union, Vendors At Geographic Installations Near Alleys, hereinafter referred to as VAGINA. VAGINA will have the cold air available for you so when you open the little baggy thing the cold air will come rushing forth and give you a refreshing breath of cold air. VAGINA does not use this approach with their new product, tuna sandwiches.
I trust this will set your mind at ease and help alleviate the problem you are having with the air in your apple. As you can see it is all for a good cause and the intent of VAGINA is merely to please everybody, regardless of their sexual orientation.
We are having our annual bag pipe concert tomorrow and will be celebrating it with Haggis and those little tuna sandwiches to remind all of us in the Middle East exactly what we are missing. It will be a sing-a-long and everybody is invited.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 8:04 am on Aug. 12, 2003
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X
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see!!!! I knew there was a perfectly rational explanation for this!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:32 am on Aug. 12, 2003
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Triyclops
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Expatchuck,
This all sound a bit fishy to me... LOL
TC
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 8:40 am on Aug. 12, 2003
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Oz
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I think it sounds like a "lot of Hot Air to me"!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:37 pm on Aug. 12, 2003
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expatchuck
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To all interested bystanders:
The Middle East Chapter of the LF had our annual bagpipe concert last night. Nobody showed up as it was a secret concert but it was still well received by everybody that did not show up.
Quite a lot of hot air was expelled and has been put in plastic baggies in order to export them to Thailand to place chicken wings in. VAGINA has placed a rather large order for this "hot air in bags" as we have named them. Rather a catchy phrase if I say so myself. We will be shipping soon, so check your local VAGINA representative to see when the bags arrive.
We are also shipping cold air for the apples and plan to get this from our oh-so-marvelously cold air-conditioning units in our offices. We are calling these products "cold air in bags" with the same catchy logic applied to the name. Please let me know when you start getting cold air from your VAGINA.
I started to open a new thread on "Business Prospects" but was afraid somebody would want in on the action and the Better Business Bureau of Jubail (BBBJ) would get involved and cause problems.
So now, if your VAGINA is not emitting air at the proper temperature, you can contact BBBJ to get your problem blown away.
Are there any questions?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:05 am on Aug. 13, 2003
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X
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So now, if your VAGINA is not emitting air at the proper temperature, you can contact BBBJ to get your problem blown away.
I'm still a bit cloudly on one issue, what IS the proper temperature for
a) cold air in bags
b) hot air in bags
btw the party last night was brilliant. I am so gald I didn't turn up.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:19 am on Aug. 13, 2003
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Triyclops
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Just a guess but would that be Womb temprature? 
TC
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:59 am on Aug. 13, 2003
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