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bimmher
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Quote: from cyborg on 6:18 pm on Feb. 21, 2005
Personally I love those ass sprayers...nothing is better to cool the ass off after spicy Thai food and I would like to have one in my home in Falangland. I have a problem though. I live in the northwest US...the water here is ice cold even in summer. I am afraid if I tapped into the incoming water to my toilet it would be so cold when it hit my ass that it would slam shut and be permanently clinched shut for life.
Cyborg
They need to invent one with a little electric heater like a small version of the electric showers they have in Cambodia and Vietnam hotels. Something that would heat the water to a max of about 20 C as you don't want to burn your ass off.
Maybe that could be the deluxe model for people in colder climates.
Of course now we are mixing electricity, water and your ass that could pose a risk.
bimmher
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Posted on: 7:10 am on Feb. 21, 2005
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Isee
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Or just use the heaters from the Swiss Grotino Hotel....should have just about enough hot water to finish washing your arse... LOL 
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Posted on: 7:17 am on Feb. 21, 2005
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CalEden
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Quote: from haam sup on 7:04 pm on April 21, 2003
CalEden,
Two different topics: this one is supposed to be what to do with the hose found connected to the water supply with a Western toilet. ÝI think we've covered that...
A squat toilet takes some practice, but you basically pull your pant legs up, your pants down below your knees, so they are bunched together, and squat ALL the way down on your haunches. ÝIn this position your pants are high and dry, and your bits are dangling in the right position. ÝNot easy for most of us, due to our body types, and lack of ankle flexibility.
Squat toilets originally were NOT designed to be used with toilet paper; instead you use water from the jar (scooped up with the pan that is usually floating about) and your LEFT hand to clean your ass! (That's why it is considered rude to hand something to someone using your left hand). Ý Always pour the water onto your left hand; never dip. ÝThen you use the pan to pour water into the hole until the evidence is gone...
The wastebasket is usually for the paper used to DRY your ass, after you've cleaned it 
Then, of course, you wash your hands...
Ever notice the long fingernail on Thai men's (left) pinkies? ÝNow you know...
haam sup
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Posted on: 12:34 pm on Feb. 21, 2005
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cyborg
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QUote from bimmher:
Of course now we are mixing electricity, water and your ass that could pose a risk.
I NEVER mix,water, electricity and my ass......I scared too mutt!
Cyborg
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Posted on: 2:46 am on Feb. 22, 2005
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yodsaker
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Quote: from cyborg on 8:18 am on Feb. 22, 2005
Personally I love those ass sprayers...nothing is better to cool the ass off after spicy Thai food and I would like to have one in my home in Falangland. I have a problem though. I live in the northwest US...the water here is ice cold even in summer. I am afraid if I tapped into the incoming water to my toilet it would be so cold when it hit my ass that it would slam shut and be permanently clinched shut for life.
Cyborg
Which is why a bidet is the civilized way to go. It has hot and cold taps so you can have one temp for your arse and the GF can have a kinder, gentler temp for her dear sweet pussy lips...thoughts starting to wander here.
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Posted on: 12:29 pm on Feb. 22, 2005
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silentbob1234
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Quote: from expatchuck on 6:58 am on Feb. 21, 2005
I, therefore, in the eternal quest for cleanliness (after all, cleanliness is next to Godliness) do seek out and use the hose by the toilet (hereinafter referred to as THBTT.
I prefer HOBYT. It has a better ring to it.
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Posted on: 8:49 pm on Feb. 22, 2005
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lewemoc
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You gotta love those high tech japanese toilets. Problem is I like both the pink (bidet) and blue (shower) buttons. Does that make me a ladyboy?
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Posted on: 8:59 pm on Feb. 22, 2005
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TJ
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Quote: from yodsaker on 2:18 am on Feb. 21, 2005
I've used one for many years and it is far superior to smearing shite around your arse with paper leaving willnots, not to mention the unique thrill when your finger pierces the paper.
I can recall a time in the states when I was granted an audience with an old indian chief. We had a bit of tobacco, and then he imparted some wisdom to me on this subject. He said:
"Don't go cheapie on TP; when we peepee, use three-piec' - if you poopie, use two-piec'."
After that, I've never had a problem with my finger punching through.
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Posted on: 8:41 pm on Feb. 23, 2005
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expatchuck
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I hate it when one doesn't quote the previous post and then some post starts a new page that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and the sentences seem to run on forever so I have edited the senseless post out forever more.
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Posted on: 9:07 pm on Feb. 23, 2005
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expatchuck
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Quote: from TJ on 8:35 am on Feb. 24, 2005
Quote: from yodsaker on 2:18 am on Feb. 21, 2005
I've used one for many years and it is far superior to smearing shite around your arse with paper leaving willnots, not to mention the unique thrill when your finger pierces the paper.
I can recall a time in the states when I was granted an audience with an old indian chief. We had a bit of tobacco, and then he imparted some wisdom to me on this subject. He said:
"Don't go cheapie on TP; when we peepee, use three-piec' - if you poopie, use two-piec'."
After that, I've never had a problem with my finger punching through.
Ah, but, did your wise old Indian Chief tell you to trim your fingernails?
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Posted on: 9:09 pm on Feb. 23, 2005
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