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expatchuck
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Well, needless to say, I am very happy this thread has resurfaced. It is educational, enlightening and almost religious to some of us.
I am struck by something that Mr. Booshy says. He says he uses his hand as well as the water pressure. I wish to state that if the water pressure is sufficient, then the use of your hand is not a requirement for cleanliness and comfort. Just let the pressure do it's job, much as you do when you use the water pressure to knock the mud out of your wheel wells when you wash your automobile. The same principal applies.
I, too, find myself incomplete if I am required to use a toilet without the hose. I, therefore, will hardly never use one that is not so equipped.
As Mr. Booshy says, when you get used to it, it is a mind altering experience.
I certainly hope more and more of you will avail yourselves of this marvel of modern science and stop seeing those skid marks in the laundry room.
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Posted on: 11:28 pm on Oct. 2, 2005
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Brown Eye
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I have a problem with the hose. Maybe you guys can tell me what I am doing wrong. I like the hose. Problem I have is that apparently the water pressure removes all the shit that is around the asshole but it seems that the pressure is so great that it pushes back inside the little bit that was left just around the edges of the asshole itself. I am totally clean, yes I pass my finger aorund and there is nothing. But half an hour later my asshole starts to itch a bit and if I go to the toilet and wipe myself with some paper I stain it a little bit with a small brown dot. This would indicate that some was left just immediately right there on the inside. Right? And this could only be because the pressure was so high that it pushes it back in. Could it be too much water pressure or is it something else I am doing wrong?
B.E.
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Posted on: 11:38 pm on Oct. 2, 2005
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humbug
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Turn the tap down so your brown eye does not get ripped apart from over use of water pressure. Turn the tap back until it is just right. Unless of course you enjoy it like that, which could be the case. Then all you do is on the final hose by, clench your ring as tight as you can and give a final spray. That usually works for me, as truth be known I kinda like the highest pressure possible.
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Posted on: 11:55 pm on Oct. 2, 2005
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Brocher
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Quote: from Brown Eye on 5:06 pm on Oct. 3, 2005
I have a problem with the hose. Maybe you guys can tell me what I am doing wrong. I like the hose. Problem I have is that apparently the water pressure removes all the shit that is around the asshole but it seems that the pressure is so great that it pushes back inside the little bit that was left just around the edges of the asshole itself. I am totally clean, yes I pass my finger aorund and there is nothing. But half an hour later my asshole starts to itch a bit and if I go to the toilet and wipe myself with some paper I stain it a little bit with a small brown dot. This would indicate that some was left just immediately right there on the inside. Right? And this could only be because the pressure was so high that it pushes it back in. Could it be too much water pressure or is it something else I am doing wrong?
B.E.
The problem could be due to you overindulgin' in receivin' anal sex. I would think (no direct experience) that if somebody takes a lot of dick in their arse then their bumhole (after a while) wouldn't be able to close properly. So you might be experiencin' some sorta oooozin' from your arse and "the hose" isn't really the culprit!
Hope this helps.
Cheerio
PS: If you don't take it in your bum then discount the above otherwise refrain from anal sex and visit a doctor.
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Posted on: 12:08 am on Oct. 3, 2005
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expatchuck
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Mr. Brown Eye:
While our esteemed Mr. Brocher might have hit on your real problem, in the unlikely event he is wrong, let me give you a further suggestion.
Rather than point the offending nozzle directly on a "line of sight" washing, so to speak, angle the nozzle to a degree that makes the water pressure strike your brown eye in a downward or sideways motion.
Methinks it is the direction in which you are pointing the nozzle rather than the nozzle itself that is causing the problem with the residue.
Unless Mr. Brocher is correct.
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Posted on: 12:22 am on Oct. 3, 2005
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MickTheKick
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Oh, this is a thread where even this dump newbie ass can contribute with some good additional info!
Beside all that primary source cleaning (dump newbie ass), the hose is also good for two other things:
a) Cleaning your skid marks in the toilet bowl. Throw away that ugly stinking bog brush, you don't need it any more - the hose (its water jet that is) can do it all! Btw, that's why you don't find many of these brushes in Thailand - Ahaaaa !!!!
b) even more thrilling than a) is this: I noticed more than one time that one of my geeks used the hose to pleasure herself a little bit with letting the jet swing up and down her sweet little cleavage which normally is Mickeyboy's playground and dwelling on her clit with that certain smile/pain on her face... And I encouraged her in doing so because I love to see my girl masturbating... Made a nice little foreplay more than one time...
For all disbelievers: I even have some detailed pics of it... sweet, sweet, sweet...
Second advice for disbelievers: did you ever treat your glans/bell-end with the hot water jet of the shower? No ? You missed something... Give it a try, minimum 20 seconds...
Oh I forgot to mention: you can also use the hot shower jet on your geek if playing together in the bath tub or shower... give it a try - you will make her SCREAM!!! From my experience an underwater treatment shows the best results...
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Posted on: 1:40 am on Oct. 3, 2005
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booshy2003
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That is probably something best left alone and not to be pondered upon.
I will however say that in the beginning I was curious as to the effectiveness of the water cleaning, and used to smell my hand before I washed it with soap, and I can honestly say it never smelled anything foul. Didn't smell anything at all, actually. I dont know if this means it was squeeky clean, or if the bacteria, or what have you, doesn't smell combined with water.
Brown Eye, I think you're simply using too much pressure combined with too steep an angle. Turn the pressure down, spray from a different angle. I, myself, clean about half a fingernail deep too.
Now, let me ask something new. Do you fellow hosers clean yourselves after taking a piss? I usually sit down, at least at home, when I take a piss, and I've found it to be rather nice, and I've made a habit out of using the hose for this purpose too. I pull back the skin and give it a nice gentle spray. This removes those yellow undie spots you get too!
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Posted on: 6:07 am on Oct. 3, 2005
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VSoCal
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Amazing thread! This is the kind of stuff that makes me glad I joined this fourm, to learn!
Yeah, the hose kind of phased me also when I came to Thailand, but like many of you out there, I have come to feel a little off if I've had to take a dump and no hose was present. Like eating rice with a spoon and fork, it just seems very logical and makes good sense.
Isn't this similar to bidets and such in Europe, by the way? Also, understand that many Japanese toilets have the spray thingee built into the toilet itself. And some of the higher end models even have warm air to dry off your bum!
-VS
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Posted on: 6:28 am on Oct. 3, 2005
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booshy2003
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Similar, yes. Bidets are sort of kneehigh sinks that shoot beams of water upwards while you squat/sit over it. It's covered earlier in the thread I believe.
Edit: They're not that common, though. I have never seen one in my country. I remember an episode of Poirot, with David Suchet, where chief inspector Japp was visiting Poirot and remarked that his sink was broken because the water shot straight up into the air. Maybe it's common in Belgium.
I've seen some funky toilets from Japan, but for now I'll settle for my 10$ hose+sprayhandle (what are these called?). I wonder how long it is going to take the Japanese to develop an actual lifesize robot to do the wiping for them..
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Posted on: 7:30 am on Oct. 3, 2005
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seajohn
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On the subject of ultra cleanliness. Doesn't it actually make sense to wash your hands with soap before you start playing with your privates in the toilet to piss/shit as well rather than just after?
I mean, think of all the junk you touch during the day, some of it filthy. A computer keyboard for instance, even at work, supposedly the most bacteria laden thing around. Then you go and grab your penis.
Anyway yes the hose is king. Can't imagine going without. No I don't comprehend Thai not using soap after scrubbing their ass with fingers. But many don't unless it's invisible soap I can't see or they've been walking around with it in their pockets all day in case the big moment arrives. Health hazard? Well, a lot of people get food poisoning, at least when they first arrive here. Maybe after that you get used to ahem Thai food...? I don't know.
But think about people in the West walking around with their crappy pants. No hose for them. Just scrapping with toilet paper. I'd like to ask them, If you got some shit on your arm, is that what you'd do, just scrape it off with some paper and go on with your day?
[I'm on my soapbox.]
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Posted on: 8:20 am on Oct. 3, 2005
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