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Quote: from S M E G M A on 12:17 pm on Nov. 22, 2009
Some people move forward and spray from the back, while others spread their legs and reach from the front.
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This is another very relevant observation and one that, when explained, will bring a lot of relief, cheer and new-found love in the heart of connoisseurs for Thai girls -- or for any girl anywhere in the wide world who uses the hose spray. It also might promote greater hygiene and motivate men to instal this unsung hero in their toilets at home to foster greater domestic hygiene which goes a long way in promoting health and thereby preserves the ecology by conserving forests that yield the wood that is cut to make the paper that is used in producing TP.
Briefly explained, the front-end spray so ably outlined by the redoubtable Smegma, is a modus operandi that comes naturally to girls who use the hose spray. Now why, the ardent student might well ask, do women 'naturally' prefer the front-end process in contrast to males who biologically tend towards the back-end method. Is it just another reflection of the natural difference between the sexes or is there perhaps a deeper design in Nature's inscrutable ways ? Now you're asking.
The most common answer that males might proffer is that females prefer to spray from the front because they have no obstruction or barrier there that would come in the way, as in the case of the male who perforce has to get around the centre forward guy. If, as Smegma explained, the male tries to spread his legs wide and reach from the front he has to dip the nozzle far down below to circumvent his dangler. Then he would encounter the most obvious problem, as pointed out by Whisper, namely that the water level is so high within the bowl that the nozzle would well go submarine, resulting in bigger disasters that would not only defeat the purpose of the spray, and render the contraption unfit for further use, but also pose a health danger to other users who might come in later in case the current user simply decides to hang up the jet and leave without informing housekeeping of the mishap.
Alternatively, he would have to lift his front-end baggage so high as to afford enough space for the nozzle to be aimed adroitly at the anus. In this position, if he also has to use his finger, he would find the task impossible. Or he would have to let go of the hand-held baggage which could then land with unpleasant consequences on the back of the hose spray, thereby threatening the main operation at hand. This then seems to be the correct explanation for why the male naturally prefers the back-end spray.
Cut back to the question. Why does the female of the species naturally tend to the front-end mode ? Very simply it is because her natural flair for hygiene and sensible personal practices dictates that the spray, if used from the rear end, would send the shrapnel flying from her ass into her most precious nest located just millimetres away to her front. In contrast, if the spray is used from the front end, it avoids that hazard -- or, at the very least, significantly reduces the perceived threat level to her honey pot.
Now the itinerant punter, weighing the pros and cons of this unsung and heroic contraption in the loo, would begin to see just why the Thai pussy is perceived as immensely more attractive than competing offers elsewhere in the world.
Thank you for excellent observations and comments by everyone. Oh, CalEden has a very valid observation on the matter of the browned finger. As I explained, if the water jet is strong enough, the finger is really not required to be used. In any case, whether the finger was used or not, there is no excuse at all for not washing the hands thoroughly with soap in the wash basin. If the finger was indeed used the user would be well advised to pay particular attention to that finger, besides its nail and its rim, while washing up. Little acts of care that go a long way in promoting healthier sharing of popcorn.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:18 am on Nov. 22, 2009
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CalEden
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Women wipe/spray from the front to the back, mixing the brown with the tuna can result in a nasty yeast infection.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 11:13 am on Nov. 22, 2009
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S M E G M A
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Are young girls taught that by their mothers? Or is there something pre-wired in the female brain that makes her instinctively go front-to-back the first time she tries?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:16 pm on Nov. 22, 2009
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Hardon
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Same reason why when undressing, women take their shirts / blouses off last, while men take their trousers off last.
Generally speaking that is.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:58 am on Nov. 23, 2009
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farangman4
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Quote: from Hardon on 5:58 pm on Nov. 23, 2009
Same reason why when undressing, women take their shirts / blouses off last, while men take their trousers off last.
Because otherwise they may get a nasty yeast infection?
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:14 am on Nov. 23, 2009
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Mel Gibson
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Quote: from S M E G M A on 1:16 pm on Nov. 23, 2009
Yep,, taught,, part of the hygeine package
All new to me,, 5 sons and finally had a girl,, but it's in "the book",, teach them wipoe front to back
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:24 am on Nov. 28, 2009
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LesT21
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Have had one of these attached to my stateside plumbing for several years. Have thought about making up one of those "No Paper in Toilet" signs as well, just for added ambience.
Have also given some thought to installing a squat toilet & elephant jug with the requisite floating plastic bowl. Just to keep me in practice between visits. However, even in my Issan stomping grounds non-asian commodes are making in-roads.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:04 pm on Nov. 30, 2009
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expatchuck
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Contrary to what Doc Lub and dafty think about me, let me prove what a nice guy I am.
We currently have a forum brother (CalEden) visiting us at our home in Isaan. I bought and installed a brand new, unused hose-by-the toilet for his very own personal use. Cal gets to despoil it, as the saying goes.
Now, don't I deserve a round of applause? 
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:07 pm on Nov. 30, 2009
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nohomesteaders
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A round of applause or the clap? 5 5 5
You are a nice fella!
So I hope you don't get the later.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:57 am on Dec. 1, 2009
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ThaidUp
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OK golf clap and not the type of clap that Tiger has.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:03 am on Dec. 2, 2009
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