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Smegma
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The hose, aka:
The masterblaster
The canyon carver
The gun
The anal cleaner
The hemorroids cooler
The sh_t diluter
The homogenator
The asshole massager
The enemalator
Sweaty ass no more
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Posted on: 2:35 pm on April 22, 2003
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silentbob1234
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Fanny Wizard
Butt Gusher
Tushy Tickler
Hole Blower
Any more?
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Posted on: 2:43 pm on April 22, 2003
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silentbob1234
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Oh...another 3
The Roto Rooter
The Cheek Squeaker
The Patootie Pik
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Posted on: 2:51 pm on April 22, 2003
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FarangBha
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The shit list - can anybody dig this up, you know the gohst shit (you know you dumped something, but it just cant be seen; the Elvis shit - the one that kills you)etc etc
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Posted on: 11:17 pm on April 22, 2003
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ducksnutz
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BOOSHY,
A shit of any size, matter and consistency comes out of your ring and dumps straight into the well below. Shit and your arsehole by its very nature does not come out and splatter itself all over the sides and every cavity of your bot bot, this is done manually when you wipe your arse with paper. So as a little experiment, grab a sausage and open one end, then start at the other end and gently squeeze out the contents, you will notice that at the end it is coming out of, there is no mess surrounding the sausage skin. So that is what happens with your shitshute and your anal sphincter (sp?), so by lavishing buckets of high pressure water at the exit point, you will clean up what little mess is left behind.
Here is another experiment for you to try over the weekend if you still have doubts, on the first day when you have your shit, and if your lucky enough to have 2 in a day you can conclude this experiment quickly and post the results. On the first shit, wipe and clean with paper as you normally would until you suppose it is spotless, then drag a finger accross your bot bot and have a good sniff, still smells like shit I bet you. Then on the second crap, use the hose method and if you are in a country with no hose, just climb in the shower and pretend, you have to work it around a little, make sure the pressure is just right and by just right I mean just short of giving you an enema, make sure 'you can feel the force' of the water on your sphincter then work in slight circles around it. You don't have to wet your whole backside, a proper trained shot will not only clean the crapper, but the rebound will go back into the bowl and not all over your arse or pants. Then drag your finger over your bot bot again this time and I guarantee there will be no menacing smell to make you pull your finger away. In fact if like me, the first time I kept it there for several minutes in disbelief and admiring the freshness.
Good luck and happy smelling.
And as for names...
Bot Bot Blaster
The Elimornatooor ( said in best 'Arnie' accent)
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Posted on: 12:22 am on April 23, 2003
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Whisper
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Oh, what a wonderful weekend to look forward to...
;)
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Posted on: 12:24 am on April 23, 2003
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FarangBha
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Ducks,
Re-order the experiment - if he has 2 shits in a day, the smell from the first wipe will still be there by the time he goes for the spray job, hence nullifying the results!!
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Posted on: 1:23 am on April 23, 2003
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Smegma
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Couple comments:
* FarangBha is right. sh_t smell is very persistent. And takes lots of washing to get rid of it specially if sh_t has been allowed to stay there for a while and has then mixed with sweat and dead skin and all kind of microscopic bacteria that are feeding on it and fermenting it. The smell that comes from a sweaty ass after seating for hours at an office leather chair is very dificult to get rid of. One needs to start with a good wash or else it takes long thereafter.
* Ducks, you are right. Though I think what you say applies mostly to slim people. In these days of overweight fast food eaters with big asses -and small toilets, as the sh_t comes out of the asshole, it is squeezed between those huge cheeks and smeared along the sidewalls of the buttocks. One alternative for big asses is to use each hand to spread open the cheeks while one allows gravity to do its work.
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Posted on: 1:34 am on April 23, 2003
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