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nokna
come on BK,kill this crap.
this is not what the Forum is about and many better threads have been deleted in the past.
do the business and zap this thread.


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Posted on: 6:33 am on Jan. 7, 2004
ukguy84
Nokna
The voice of reason!
Are you stalking me, you turn up as regular as FM, and you nearly as big a pain in the ass as he is.

I bet you were the school snitch, Sir Sir I saw ukguy pissing in DrLove and ringhisbells drinks.
So what they effing deserved it, they effed my thread!

Stick to Phuket, and while were on the effing subject, get to the effing end of your effing FR, give us all an effing break!


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Posted on: 7:34 am on Jan. 7, 2004
ringthebells
Okay then, back to the topic.

It didn’t happen to me but to a acquaintance of mine.

He took a bg back to his hotel room, they showered and he went on dining at the Y. apparently she started moaning and came after 10 minutes of ferocious nibbling. The guy was all sweaty and went for a quick shower.

When he returned to the room he found the bg fully dressed, waiting to be paid. “How about me??”, he asked.

“Session is over, I came already!!”, she replied.

He was puzzled, paid up, and the bg left.

rtb


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Posted on: 7:45 am on Jan. 7, 2004
Sarge
I totally disagree with Nokna,
this must be one of the funniest thread of the new year; keep it up folks. DrLove, you crack me up with your s.o.h. – dry as the Sahara desert.

OK – let me post a funny story, it’s not a real one but it never fail to amuse:


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An ex Thai Bar Girl living in Farangland, gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the child and blurts out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the fare box and takes an aisle seat near the back of the bus.

The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what was wrong.

"The bus driver has insulted me!" she fumes.

The man sympathises with her and says, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He should be sacked for that."

"You're right," she says defiantly. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man says. "Here, let me hold your monkey for you."

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Sarge


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Posted on: 8:17 am on Jan. 7, 2004
MickTheKick
A priest and an Aussie are requested to do a rime including the word "Timbuktu". The priest goes:

I was a father, my whole life,
I had no children, I had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu

The Aussie goes:

When Tim and I to Bangkok went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two.

Sorry bro's, just came across this in my mail - had to serve it to you...
(Its Brisbane instead of Bangkok in the real one though...)


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Posted on: 8:37 am on Jan. 7, 2004
babanana
Well Life is fast...we now type sentences like
How are you = how r u?
Be for You =b 4 u
For Sale = 4sale
Great =gr8

and much more !!!

But sometimes it can creat a hell of confusion.

A 6years old kid of my neighbour ask his father.

The Kid : Dad....mom was telling someting abouts sex. what is that exactly?

Dad : well...welll....actually....son...well let me explain. when dad enter his penis in mom. they both get excited...then son....it actually a process to make babies.
you will know about it more when you will grow up.

Kid : but dad what it has to do with dinner???

Dad : Dinner ????

KId : yep....the Mom just told me....the dinner will be ready in few sex.

(secs..or seconds she mean)

Crop till drop !!!


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Posted on: 9:49 am on Jan. 7, 2004
ukguy84
Yee Gods!
This thread is nearly on its subject, I know it wont last but its good while it does!

Hey smegs, dont feel left out, your burgers are cheap and your ass is cheaper. hahaha
Chief Insulter
UKGUY


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Posted on: 11:46 am on Jan. 7, 2004
DrLove
Chief Insulter? Who are you going to hire?


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Posted on: 12:00 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
nokna
stalking you ukguy84?,don't flatter yourself.
my comment was about the thread going off topic in a stupid way.
nothing to do with you at all.
at least rtb's got things back on track with his post.


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Posted on: 12:05 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
invaderzim
didnt happen to me happened to my friend I went with My friend had been worked up about going to LOS for 6 months he got there and on the first night he got and hand job from a bg that rubbed the skin off his power pole putting him effectively out of commission for the entire trip


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Posted on: 12:14 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
     

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