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LocalYokul
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Quote: from 20yearsinthai on 4:47 pm on Aug. 5, 2004
Thats It!! The floating beer bar, whorehouse, we'll make a fortune.
I bet it would have been allowed to operate during last weekend's shutdown as well...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:37 pm on Aug. 5, 2004
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Abrak
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Quote: from MaximusNaughtinus on 5:18 pm on Aug. 5, 2004
What a stooopid comment, 100% tax on a single room, who in their right mind would think this would work, oh me forgot, this is Los.
Actually there is already effectively a 100% tax on a single room. You pay Btxxxx per room so a single guy pays twice as much as 2 people sharing. In say the UK the price is often charged 'per person'.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:41 pm on Aug. 5, 2004
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StrayGypsy
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Screw hotels get an apartment or negotiate better deal.
As to over #$%$#%
Nope just do day trips then seista in the afternoons then nite owl for P4P.
VACATION means NO WORK and if a P4P means work get another nurse maid.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:53 pm on Aug. 12, 2004
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samthedog
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Does sex ever ruin my trip?
I take it it was a rhetorical question...so in the best traditions of BTF I will give it an answer! (in my own fashion) 5555
Firstly
If you have something else to do, learn to tell the old trouser snake to take a rest, for f_cks sake.
Remember the old story about the two bulls looking down over a field of cows..
The young bull says, "look at that lot! lets rush down there and f_ck a cow"
The wise old bull says "Easy tiger, lets walk down there and f_ck ALL of them"
Does sex ever ruin my trip...f_ck me YES!
Sometimes the sex is crap.
I give the following examples of when I have been dissatisfied during the last few months...just to share with my fellow bro's...
I end up with the most beautiful starfish on the end of my knob! (this is when sex REALLY stinks and is totally crap for me. I go to huge lengths normally to avoid this)
I do not "click" with the girl! (I hate that feeling that I would have enjoyed a good wank far more)
She receives too many SMS's or phone calls whilst in my company! (especially from other ATM's)
She wants to try for the sexaholic Olympics, and I was tired and just fancied a shag and a kip!
She doesn't want to try for the sexaholic Olympics, and thought she was just going to give me a blow job and then have a kip!
She is "on the blob" and didn't indicate it first!
I was too stupid to negotiate a price and she thinks she has found the key to her new house in Petchabun or Trat.
I found that I had paid for a shag with a girl who's IQ is less than her age. (Grrrrrr... talk to them first, for f_cks sake!)
I bar fined the two young little drinks girls in certain GGB in Nana...to find one smelt and the other was completely incompetent and incapable of receiving the male sausage!
I hadn't realised that "short time" meant that her next farang was waiting in the bar.. and she was in a real hurry to get back to him!
Gentlemen
Follow my lead at any of these junctures!
GET BOTH OF YOURSELVES THE f_ck OUT OF THERE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!
Return to the fray...find a suitable replacement ASAP!
Tell her successor how great she is...and mean it!
Resume. (It is better for the ego than putting up with it and it ruining your trip.)
There are thousands more out there gagging for it and desperate to receive your undivided attention!
Works nevery time for me!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:29 pm on Aug. 12, 2004
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LocalYokul
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Quote: from samthedog on 10:29 am on Aug. 13, 2004
She wants to try for the sexaholic Olympics, and I was tired and just fancied a shag and a kip!
I found that I had paid for a shag with a girl who's IQ is less than her age. (Grrrrrr... talk to them first, for f_cks sake!)
I hadn't realised that "short time" meant that her next farang was waiting in the bar.. and she was in a real hurry to get back to him!
Do you have Sexaholic Olympics' number ??
Oh, and how about the stupid gal, her number ??
Stupid chicks need lovin' too !!
The NG (number 1 gal at Buffalo Bar) from last night isn't the sharpest crayon in the box, but she's riding pretty damn good on looks alone.
that's a Short Time alright, 555
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:57 pm on Aug. 12, 2004
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jack attack
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Sam,
Wow, you really had a bad trip... but it still had to have been better than staying at home dreaming about what might have been!
I look at the bar excursions like golf... you go out with the intention that you are going to (a) try to put together a good round (b) not lose too much money and (c) not lose too many balls, clubs, bags, etc.
Then you get into the round and you can't drive for sh*t, hit a fairway (or more likely, rough) shot for crap and you decide to pick up the ball once you get to the green and give yourself 4 additional strokes as that is the average number of putts you have been taking today. You have managed to find every water hazard, sand trap, deep grass and tree on the entire course and a few that are not on the course.
But then you hit that one perfect, 280 yard, straight drive in the middle of the fairway, or the 7 iron from the rough that stops 3 inches from the cup or drain the 30 foot putt (probably because it was from off the green, you left the pin in, and if it didn't hit the pin dead on and drop, you would have been 30 feet off the green on the other side). And back in the club house, those are the shots you remember.
So back to my story, you have some bad experiences with the ladies you selected. But (a) even with starfish, you get your rocks off (b) even when you over pay, you get your rocks off (c) when they stink, get phone calls, on the rag or has the IQ of a cabbage, more times than not, you can get your rocks off.
IMO, that ain't such a bad trip. And you really only remember the one beautiful, great body, great kisser, great everything from the entire trip... and you got your rocks off!
To me, a bad trip or one that would be ruined, is when you come to LOS on business and your boss is with you every minute of every day and night leaving you zero time to get your rocks off.
IMO, in this instance, sex (or the lack of) has just ruined my trip!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:55 am on Aug. 13, 2004
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LocalYokul
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Quote: from jack attack on 1:55 pm on Aug. 13, 2004
To me, a bad trip or one that would be ruined, is when you come to LOS on business and your boss is with you every minute of every day and night leaving you zero time to get your rocks off.
IMO, in this instance, sex (or the lack of) has just ruined my trip!
then, on the last night of your three week trip with the boss, you go your separate ways for the last night.
Then you incidentally meet up with him on the Pong at 11pm with 500b bills stuck between his teeth and giving titty tips.
Aaarrrgh, if only you'd known he was a deviated perve just like us the whole time...
This sort of happened to me, but not my boss, a colleague.
We finally got laid on the last day of a one week trip, and he said afterwards, "I was wondering (anticipating) when we were gonna end up in a place like this !!"
BTW, it was Butterfly Bar...
Now we crawl Nana or Sapahn Kwai every night when he's in town. 555
oh, and of course Banchang and Pattaya when down this way...
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Thanks for the invite TidyUp, but I'm not travelling to BKK on Friday the 13th.
Just make sure UniGal gets that X2,000 Baht that she needs for tuition fees 
I understand that FATslowMover's Mum would also enjoy a Bukkake party. She was a little jealous how the TGs get the goods on Mother's Day here in LOS while she's got to put up with her son's little tool
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:44 am on Aug. 13, 2004
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ThaidUp
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Hey LY I think you about shot all of your loads today on BTF care to come to our little party tonight with Uni girl? Where you can shoot your real load.
You need to get on the road in a hurry, because as you know she cannot cum home late.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:21 am on Aug. 13, 2004
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kev29ie
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Quote: from The Londoner on 1:16 am on July 7, 2004
Anther rumour is that in an attempt to stop single male tourists they will impose a 100% tax single room occupancy in hotels.
Receptionist: - So you would like to book a room
Me: - Yes
Receptionist: - For a single or Double
Me: - (wanting to avoid joiner fees) A double
Receptionist: - Thats just as well, because if it was a single we would have to charge you twice the amount, you see there is a tax on single rooms, to reduce the number of sex tourists
Receptionist:- 
Me:-
Me: - Glad to see its working. make that a tripple. With a hottub, her sister is in town too, now that the buffalo is well again.
Receptionist: - Certainly sir. 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:41 pm on Aug. 13, 2004
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mokewen
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only if I don't get it - which hasn't been the case - so far!!!!!!
moke
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:45 pm on Aug. 13, 2004
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