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ukguy84
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Nokna
Why didn’t you get it back on subject instead of bleating about it, you had a chance to set a good example to everyone. Surely something funny has happened to a chap like you?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:16 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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DrLove
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Let's analyze this thread:
UKguy starts the thread with a funny story
DrLove contributes with another funny story
RTB Asks a question about UkGuy's story
UKGuy comments off topic on the two previous posters
So actually UKGuy wanked his own thread..... He's fully responsible for the damage done.....
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:20 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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ukguy84
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Hey Doc welcome back, different time, same old bull!
Could you please tell me which part of your post was so funny?
Of course you wount be able to, so why not eff off and let the rest of us get on with it.
And could you do me a big favour, take niknak and the clanger with you, your all boring the pants of me!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:36 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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DrLove
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Yadda, yadda, yadda.... ukguy speaks....
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Could you please tell me which part of your post was so funny?
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Maybe that was the reason why I posted a not-so-funny post too?
Maybe you would like to share with us what was so funny in YOUR post?
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your all boring the pants of me!
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So are you.... and not only today....but already for a couple of months. You should try to create a pact with Kaisersoldaten. You two would make a great team.....
One thing is sure... I am happy that Kaisersoldaten didn't repeat his story about when he wanked monkeys off his GF's shoulder.
One request: Please let your pants up.. it's getting real smelly now.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:45 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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DrLove
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OK, let me make a valuable contribution. Honesty dictates me to confess it wasn't draw up by me, but from Stickman's site:
A friend and his better half are here in Thailand on holiday for the first time was out in the Khao Sarn Road area this week. They wanted to get a tuktuk to the Grand Palace and were told that it was "Lucky Buddha Day" and the cost for a tuktuk ride anywhere would only be 20 baht - to which they agreed. The tuktuk driver eventually took them to the Grand Palace but not before wasting an hour of their time taking them to a gem store and a duty free store where he, unbeknownst to them, collected petrol vouchers for taking them there, which more than compensated for the low fare he has asked. They weren't bothered about the detour and actually considered him to be very nice, showing them places which they would not have otherwise found. After wandering around the Grand Palace it was time to go back to their hotel so they just jumped into a tuktuk, told him where to go and off they went. They had not bothered to negotiate a price. When they arrived at their destination, the tuktuk driver asked for 100 baht. My friend gave him 20 baht and innocently explained that it was Lucky Buddha Day and that all tuktuk journeys were 20 baht today. Yes, he truly believed this. The tuktuk driver protested but my friend and his lady just walked off and somehow escaped into the sanctity of the hotel! Apparently the tuktuk driver was left scratching his head. This is a genuine story! It should be noted however that he was exceptionally lucky. 20 baht was much less than it should have been and another tuktuk driver might have responded differently.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:04 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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ukguy84
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A girl farting in yr face isnt funny?
Are you German by any chance?
Maybe your humour gets lost in translation!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:18 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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Danger Mouse
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Me and 2 of my friends outside my friends appartment having a beer with our 3 BG picked up from the night before as it was the kings birthday so no bars were open. Gail (BG) could speak pretty good english.
Martin asks for the toilet roll off the table next to Gail.
Can you pass me toilet roll?
She grabs a beer - This?
No, the toilet roll?
She grabs the bottle opener - This?
No, I want the toilet roll...
She grabs the ashtray -This?
Now by this time I know she is taking the piss and am smiling...
No... Toilet Roll
She grabs the empty bottles - This?
Now i`m really smiling, Martin is still thinking she is serious, i`m trying to contain myself to see how much longer this goes on...
Oh Bloody hell.... He grabs the toilet roll and we all start laughing. tee he he he.
Whenever he asked for something from then on we`d keep passing him the wrong stuff... Maybe it doesn`t sound funny, but hey it was at the time.
One of those things you just had to be there for I guess... 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:19 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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nokna
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Hi ukguy84.
you've certainly got a bee in your bonnet lately with me have'nt you?
i promise not to talk to FM again if it would please you.
no need for me to get the thread back on track,others have started to do that.
and yes I have had a couple of funny things happen to me,but I cannot tell again.
i have told them before and I got shouted down for being boring and repetative.
so I see no need to tell the stories again.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:37 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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ukguy84
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Nokna, its not the bee in my bonnet, its the pain in my arse!
Lighten up mate, take that chip off you shoulder, and stop trying to use BK like a six-gun.
I know im not the first to have a go at your seriousness, so take it on board, if not from me then someone you have respect for.
And I dont give a flying fook if you and old quickgob shag each other silly, just make sure you post a field report for it, this year!!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:03 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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Cheap Chalee Mai Dee
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A friend and I were out golfing at Siam in Pattaya the day after he broke up with one of his GF. She called him on the phone and asked if she could have his VCR and TV because she didn't have one. This was after she had thrown a bottle of whiskey and given him a blsck eye the day before. Funny as hell at the time.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:06 pm on Jan. 7, 2004
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