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JIMMY D
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Ive never come across a Thai girl with an itchy crack.
Come to think of it ive never had an itchy crack in all my time in Thailand.
It has to be down to the gun.
You can be sure Thai girls will have not even the slightest hint of a crust around the rim.
Is this what makes Thai girls such a turn on?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:42 am on April 24, 2003
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ducksnutz
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JD,
yep thats what it is, the crustless rim, no other reason, just the rim, lol. But one thing worries me, how did you know she had a crustless rim the first time you saw a tg, to know that that was what turned you on the most??
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 11:53 pm on April 24, 2003
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expatchuck
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Something else I do not remember being pointed out.
This also reduces the skid marks in your shorts for the laundry lady to see.
Of course, if you have to use them as JimmyD did in a previous post, the point is moot.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:59 am on April 25, 2003
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JIMMY D
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Ducksnuts,
Firstly i must own up to being a bit of an amatuer Proctologist.
This combined with my job in the music biz always brings me in close proximity to sweaty ring peices.
Now the sweaty ringpeice has an easily recognizable aroma,as opposed to the crusty type.
If you ever find yourself in a U.S./European(especially French)night club,proceed to the middle of the dance floor and inhale.
Believe me the stench can be quite overwhelming.
In Bangkok this does not happen.
The smell is more of a runny one.
I am 100% sure this is because of the chilli diet.
If you dont believe me,next time you are on the hunt,pretend to drop your matches close to the girl you fancy and take a quick sniff.
You will not be disappointed.
I know,i know your thinking its not the most romantic thought to have when embarking on a night of passion.
But believe me it really is worth the effort.
Expat,
Whats a skid mark?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 10:09 am on April 25, 2003
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expatchuck
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JimmyD: ÝThis is really turning into an educational thread.
Skid marks are those brown stains in the seat of your jockey shorts that are proof positive you do not have a little water hose beside your toilet.
Now, I have a question for you. ÝIf you don't smoke can you just drop anything to smell your prospective dates bum or must it be matches? Ý
Usually, where I get my dates, I could just tell them to bend over and I could take a good whiff before offering them an evening of unbridled passion. ÝI would not have to carry matches that way. ÝMy way isn't romantic either.
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Posted on: 10:24 am on April 25, 2003
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JIMMY D
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Thank you Expat,
I always thought the permanant slightly smelly brown line was part of the underpant design.
The idea for the matches is not really my idea.
It is listed at no 7 in the"Top Ten most erotic rituals"book i bought a couple of years ago.
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Posted on: 10:35 am on April 25, 2003
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Thin White Duke
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Mr. Jimmy D,
Though we've differed on issues in the past, you are totally right here. I respectfully submit Sir, to your immense depth and breadth of this subject matter is ominous. Your intense and probing field research is undeniably noteworthy.
I therefore bow to you protological wisdom and hereby proclaim you charter member to the Lunatic Fringe.
Many in our ranks bring to the fold rich and pungent experiences from their respective areas of expertise. I am confident that you'll add a great load of important matter to an otherwise dark and often over, (or possibly under), looked region in the body cavity of vital functioning.
Your regularity with regards to timely submissions will most certainly aid the world in developing a much needed fuller understanding of procelain protocals.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:08 am on April 25, 2003
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JIMMY D
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TWD,
I am the one that is honoured Sir.
Great merriment shall follow and a change of armour is in order.
You are now back on my christmas card list.
The lunatics are taking over the asylum.
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Posted on: 12:01 pm on April 25, 2003
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Ballsburstin
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JIMMY D,
LOL about your droppin' the matches advice! Beats the heck out of flappin' the sheets for an odor check, 'cause by that time you're past failsafe!
- Balls
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:28 am on Mar. 8, 2004
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