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scobie
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The Chinese are communists? They are about as communist as my arse.
In simple terms: Centralised political control + lack of free press + centralised economy and lack of free-market entrepeneurship = communism. See China 1949 -1979ish.
Centralised political control + lack of free press + complete adoration of free-market liberalism = facism. See China today.
By the way, you lot are really f***ing boring right now.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:53 pm on Aug. 3, 2005
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Brocher
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No matter how intellectual (?) the posts have been, a thread f*** is a thread f*** is a thread f*** is a....
Cheerio
PS: Now where did I put that black kettle?
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 12:04 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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Evil Penivel
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Quote: from scobie on 10:05 pm on Aug. 3, 2005
By the way, you lot are really f***ing boring right now.
Why not drop by the "Modest Proposal" thread in the Z Forum, guaranteed interesting time there. C'mon, scobie - you talk the talk, let's see if you can walk the walk.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:08 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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scobie
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Z forum? Not much of interest in there, if my last quick look at is was anything to go by. A lot of Monty Pythonesque anarchism posturing as pseudo-intelligent debate. It's only redeeming feature would be if there was some real humour there - sadly there isnt, unless you count schoolboy attempts at one-upmanship humorous.
No, I prefer it out here thanks. At least people try to make posts with both feet planted relatively firmly in the real world.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 5:47 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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Basher
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No it isn't....
It's an anarcho syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,...
but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,...
but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major decision--
Bash
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:27 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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Broken Leg
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Quote: from scobie on 5:59 pm on Aug. 4, 2005
A lot of Monty Pythonesque anarchism posturing as pseudo-intelligent debate.
I told them that if they continued like that they would never be able to attract quality individuals like Scobie. But would they listen, pah, as if. 
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:05 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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expatchuck
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Quote: from scobie on 5:59 pm on Aug. 4, 2005
It's only redeeming feature would be if there was some real humour there - sadly there isnt, unless you count schoolboy attempts at one-upmanship humorous.
Hopefully you will find this humorous. This is just a sample of the high-brow humor that we banter back and forth in Z Z Forum.
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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do you want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him and then said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him and then said, "Go over to the hill..."
Adam said, "What's a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him too. Then God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God said, under his breath, "Geez....", and then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So Adam goes down into the valley, crosses the river, goes over the hill into the cave and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, Adam is back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:44 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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Thin White Duke
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Mr. Scobie,
It's biting discourse and feverish philosophical rants like yours above that is tailor made for the Z. You sound like a real smart guy. Of course, smart guys like you are always welcome on the Z, to teach the little fellas a thing or two. Heck, if you want, you can give yourself a thread.
Imagine, SCOBIE, KING OF EVERYTHING, or maybe, The BRIGHTEST,SMARTEST GUY EVER. Man, the possibilities are almost endless. You'd have retractors, detractors, impactors, and a whole slew of right brain activists to mind meld with.
Don't concern yourself though, we have no dress code, and are open 24 hours a day. If you don't mind having your cranium measured you can gain full entry.
We have door prizes, consolation prizes and of course whatever is in the box that Carol Merrill is holding. So don't be daunted by the "intimidation factor", you know that neuron is screaming for it, come in, Scobie bro., the waters fine.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:59 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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Evil Penivel
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Quote: from scobie on 6:59 am on Aug. 4, 2005
It's only redeeming feature would be if there was some real humour there
In the selfless interest of keeping scobie happy and building cross-cultural bridges in these troubled times, I'd like to give an example of the current humor on Z. I've adapted it somewhat in the name of political correctness and so as not to offend any of the tender sensibilities of Main Forum readers.
A guy from the coffee shop of the Grace Hotel is married to a European woman and takes her back to his home village in the Middle East. He shows her around and she thinks the village is very quaint and picturesque. He takes her just outside the village and points to a palm tree.
“Under that tree I had my first sexual experience,” he said.
The wife says it looks very exposed under the tree and asks if anyone saw them.
“Yes, her mother watched the whole time,” he answered.
The wife is really shocked and asks, “But what did her mother say?”
And the man answers, “Baaaaaaaaaaa!” 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 9:43 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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ccvvbb
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All this discussion and all I wanted was some guys eyes blackened!
Thanks for all the PM's
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:52 am on Aug. 4, 2005
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