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Little Big Man
Went to Cambodia and Thailand this trip, but although Cambodia was the best part of my trip I stop mentioning to anybody I visted there. It seems the issue of pedophelia there has tainted all who visit. US customs agents spent an hour grilling me about what I did in Cambodia. For the record, pedophelia is about as disgusting a human act as can be perpretated (Sp?). Even the person that cuts my hair got in on the act. Went for my end of trip haircut this morning and the following happend. Told here I just got back from holiday in Thailand and Cambodia. Oh Cambodia she says as, she looks suspiciously at me, looking me up and down as I sit in her chair. Yeah, Cambodia, great place I said. Well they molest children there you know. Yes, I told here I had heard, but I would think only a small percentage of people that go there, go there for that reason, and it is in fact a great place to visit, kind of like thailand was 20 years ago. Wouldn't know she says, never been outside the US. Remembering the grilling at customs, and being a bit put off by here naivite, I remarked that if she would get here fat arse out of the barco recliner and away from CNN for once, and traveled more she would learn that there is more going on than what is reported on the boop tube. Snip, snip, cut, cut, oh shit!, snip some more, cut some more, all done, now get your fat arse out of MY chair. Crap, what a lousy haircut.....I could see my scalp in some of the cuts. Must be a moral here somewhere, me thinks. Never insult a fat women? Never insult a fat women with scissors in hand? Never insult any women with scissors? Never correct anybody about Cambodia? Never tell anybody you visited Cambodia? I'm sure you guys will enlighten me.


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Posted on: 1:32 pm on Jan. 11, 2006
ItaliaThug
Why again....did you go to Cambodia? THe cuisine, fabulous sight seeing, nightclubs (sarcasm). Enlighten us on why someone goes to Cambodia?


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Posted on: 2:11 pm on Jan. 11, 2006
dagul
Wow, what a f*cking b*tch. That's all I can say...


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Posted on: 3:12 pm on Jan. 11, 2006
LiamOZ
LBM,
Find a hairdresser in LOS or Cambodia me thinks.
Cheers,
Liam


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Posted on: 4:58 pm on Jan. 11, 2006
Finchy
Why are US Customs grilling you for an hour about why you went there? Tell them to charge you with some sort of offence or f*** off. There surely isnt any law saying you cannot travel there.


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Posted on: 10:06 pm on Jan. 11, 2006
dirty guru
Agreed.
I tell Australian Customs ::""that why I was in Thailand 15 times in a 25 month period, is I am looking for buddha reincarnated in a woman I dreamt of"

Then brush them.

Keep walking mate.

Cambodia is too sad for my tastes.


"now thats a beggar"


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Posted on: 10:46 pm on Jan. 11, 2006
Ballsburstin
I was grilled at Customs in SFO (USA) on my trip back to the States this last time. They didn't ask directly, but it was obvious what they were looking for. Wanted to see my laptop, try to look at what I had on it. Funny thing, the customs dufus starts looking in My Pictures, like I'm really gonna be hiding kiddy porn in there. Dipshit. So I point him to some real travel photos, to help to satisfy his curiosity.

But, oops, battery died about 2 minutes into it, lol! So that was that, they were too much in a hurry to try and plug it in.

I had a really sweet (clothed and smiling, holding the big stuffed dog I'd given her for Valentine's day, btw) photo of my TGF on the desktop of the laptop. The arse for brains inspector asks me, "Who's that?" I reply, "my girlfriend." He retorts, "Are you sure?" So I laugh at him and reply, "Well, SHE certainly thinks so!" I was too tired after the flight to tell him to f*** off, so I just ignored the c***.

At that, they waived me through with a grimace.

- Balls


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Posted on: 11:43 pm on Jan. 11, 2006
seajohn
I was grilled too by US customs last month on a visit. Seems to be their thing. And it's darn hard to answer their Q's convincingly after that long flight. This policeman was asking me all sorts of stuff about my life in Thailand, my address in Thailand etc etc,
"Why have you been in Bangkok all these years?"
"Oh, I just like the traffic and the pollution..."
"There's a lot of other stuff there too!" he suggested in a seedy voice.
"Like what?" I asked with my best straight face.
He looks at me like I'm nuts. Finally got through though.


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Posted on: 5:07 am on Jan. 12, 2006
China Sailor
I have several clients in the US and everytime I go there I get the 'third degree':

When they see my US passport they demand to know why I live in Singapore. (I like it there? Is that the answer?)

Passing through the US to Singapore from London they would not believe that I had nothing to declare (Why in the hell would I buy something in London when can I get it for half the price in Singapore).

Why do I go to China so often? (To make money???)

etc., etc., etc.

I guess they are just bored...


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Posted on: 6:23 am on Jan. 12, 2006
Yurune
or stupid......

when you return to the UK they don't even ask you where you have travelled from, after all you are home,.......guess it pays not to believe that you hail from the land of the free....


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Posted on: 7:53 am on Jan. 12, 2006
     

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