I go to Wat Pho no more than four times a year to be beaten up at the massage parlour there. Then I stop off at the little cafe at the boat stop (left as you head to the boat). There is a deeply crazy/ very clever/highly eccentric lady there who dictates what you will eat, shamelessly overcharges and pockets any change. She wears blue rubber boots, has knee length hair (when she lets it down) and now has a celebrity bulletin board with pix of her and her hapless victims. I said I would send her pic of her leering as she embraced me. Anyone know her name (?Helen), address and whether she is mad or very clever?
