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expatchuck
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Please complete the attached test before attempting to make your first post...
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MALE SENSITIVITY TEST
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the dickskin rocket to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Evaluating Results
If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.
-If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.
-If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN"
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:54 pm on Mar. 18, 2011
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expatchuck
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Quote: from quack quack on 2:45 pm on Mar. 19, 2011
Well; here are my responses to “brother” EPC’s test:
1>A
2>B
3>C
4>A
5>B
6>C
7>A ( a bit of confusion on this one)
8>B
9>C
10>A
So, how do I stack up?
I would say you probably skip on the sidewalk rather than run.
You likely played a lot with dolls as a child.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:55 am on Mar. 19, 2011
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Loung Steeb
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i ain't bitten.........................
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 12:29 pm on Mar. 19, 2011
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Loung Steeb
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...and I'm still a prospective...
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 12:31 pm on Mar. 19, 2011
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