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upena
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Let's recap
Prime Minister Thaksin (Toxin) is responsible for the following:
cracked down on drugs/drug-dealeers
pirated software campaign started a few days ago
cracking down on unauthorized logo clothing
closed bars at 2 AM
arrested prostitutes and fined them 100 baht
recommended a tax on prostitution and perhaps unionization
calls bribes to local constabulary "tips" and wants them taxable
conducts urinalysis tests of bar-girls and customers
kicked out over 300 Nigerians for "visa expiration"
turned Don Muang airport into a mini-hospital checking for SARS
today's target is jewelry shop scams - wants them wiped out
Beach Road cleared of illegal parking
sidewalk widened and vendors moved on Beach Road
Casino in Pattaya coming soon
some of these are good...most not so good....my question is...what is next????
taxi drivers with exact change?
no bargaining for merchandise?
bar girls not asking for lady-drinks?
change from a bar tab without 5 and 10 baht coins?
free bathrooms?
clean bathrooms?
tuk-tuk drivers that offer fair prices?
katoeys with a "K" tatooed on their forehead?
echno music banned in go-go bars?
standardized prices for "foamies"?
no pollution in Bangkok?
sewers that don't stink to high heaven?
tailors without turbans and beards?
Patpong vendors not ripping off tourists?
flower/chiclet vendors eradicated from Pattaya?
clean beaches in Pattaya?
a limit of only 4 people per motorcycle?
neggars banned from streets/over-passes?
hotel employees without attitudes?
breakfast where all the food is delivered at the same time?
Go-Go girls that are actually required to DANCE insted of doing the Bangkok, chrome-pole two-step?
Bar girls that have to actually admit their correct age?
when will the madness end?????
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:40 pm on April 5, 2003
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chilli
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I think you're spot on with your guesses - it will happen within next year timeframe 
Also everybody will speak great english...
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 6:30 am on April 6, 2003
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nokna
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and don't forget the new clothing rules for females(locals and foreigners) during Songkran.
no hot pants/shorts!!!!!!!!
the boys in brown and members of the public have been selected to enforce the rules.
(news gathered from the Phuket Gazette Sat 5th Apr)
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:05 am on April 6, 2003
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Kaymanx
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Upena, your guesses of the future effectively illustrate all the things about the present that we love in BKK.....
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 7:13 am on April 6, 2003
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ducksnutz
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Nokna,
what are they going to do to me when I get out there next weekend in my hotpants???
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:38 am on April 6, 2003
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Thin White Duke
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And me I'm a member of the public, doe's that mean I have to enforce rules. YUK YUK
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:20 pm on April 6, 2003
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Hermanolobo
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Tax-the-sin
Gesture politics strikes again !!
addition to the list-
Girls along Soi 4 Sukhumvit are no longer allowed to say-
"Hello -where do you go?"
"Up to you !"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:59 pm on April 6, 2003
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nokna
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ducksnutz.
all i want is a photo of you in hotpants,that would be a sight to behold.....
but i bet mine are more skimpier then yours...
TWD
be careful,members of the public have been selected and will be incognito,looking for people who break this rule.
unless you have been asked,there is no need to enforce the rule.
unless you see ducknutz in a pair of hot pants.
soak him immediately please.
(when i posted this,i got the info from the Phuket Gazette and it seemed more a story about CM,but does it apply to other parts of LOS?).
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:26 pm on April 6, 2003
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Thin White Duke
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Nokna- Informants incognito is usually Hermes department, but ok, I'll be watchin out. Eh, that a real flower in your lapel?
Kinda like the chrome pole two step rule though...MMM maybe a career change issss in order.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:11 pm on April 7, 2003
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nokna
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chrome pole 2-step...interesting.
on one trip i watched the girls dancing for 2 weeks and some of them had a few moves.
one night while under the influence of one Singha too many i leapt up on the stage and gave the girls an exhibition of my pole dancing skills.
probably not a pretty sight,but i had them whooping and cheering and a round of applause at the end.
i don't know how they do it hour after hour,night after night.
after a telling off,the female owner of the Go-Go treated me to a few free beers.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:35 pm on April 7, 2003
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