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nocbj4me
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Any suggestions on how I can hide my mongering from famuly when they ask what/where I went? I don't want to tell my sisters/mother I had a sandeich my forst day followed by a different BG or two every night.
Maybe this can be a service provided by someone - a fake vacation itinerary including photos etv...
What do you think?
How do my fellow mongerers handle this?
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:43 am on Mar. 20, 2003
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Marco
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LOL ! Learn some pages of the Lonely Planet and tell your photos were destroyed by the lab in Bangkok !
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 4:06 am on Mar. 20, 2003
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Arcadius
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Yes, LP is invaluable. The glory that was Ayutthaya... the splendour that was Sukhothai...
Plus you can always pick up some authentic hill-tribe nick nacks in the Patpong night market. Might as well put the bloody thing to good use while bar hopping...
Of course, this is only for form's sake. They'll know full well what you've been up to. Deny it to the bitter end anyway... it'll be good practice for when you pick up a TGF.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:24 am on Mar. 20, 2003
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yogibear
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I have to agree with Arc: Deny, Deny Deny. Never admit to anything.
If you're a golfer then bring the clubs and tell them thats all you did.
I try to leave camera as home.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 5:38 am on Mar. 20, 2003
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Lofty
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I always take a camera and snap a few non incriminating pics. River Kwai bridge, Floating Market, Fishing boats, BKK canals, Grand palace etc. (can be made available for a price)
Problem is I now get asked if I have seen all these sights once why are my trips now into double figures.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:41 am on Mar. 20, 2003
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BigDUSA
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Buy postcards and mail them. Works like a charm.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:40 am on Mar. 20, 2003
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Oaktoad
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Why would you do anything that you couldn't tell your mommy?
Just come back home with a tan and say that you relaxed on the beach.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:55 am on Mar. 20, 2003
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Thin White Duke
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Mr. Oaktoad-if it were that easy.....
First, I applaud your appeal for assistance in this delicate matter. When I first came to LOS I did not know of this site. Educate yourself and be knowledgeable.
Second, your step into the sunshine of sex mania will be rewarded. With careful planning, you will share many happy moments with wifey upon return, which have nothing to do with the TBG scene.
When I began to decide to visit LOS, I visited the local community library and signed out some travel books from various SEA countries, and got some videos too.
I told wifey that Thailand appeared safest and cheapest, (both true). I also increased my interest in Eastern philosophy and psychology AKA Buddhism, not difficult as I'd studied for several years. Comparative studies aside, I developed a plan and over some months convinced wifey to let me go.
On the first trip, as promised I called wifey on the phone, several times in one week. I took lots of pictures at the temples, of the river and klongs, and local stuff. I bought wifey silk sarongs, and shopped myself till I dropped. I tithed for my sorry soul at the temples and returned with lots of stories and tales. All true, and all wonderful.
In my case I simply ommitted the mongering. Consequently when the issue arises, I acknowledge and move the conversation on, gently moving the topic to food, shopping, snorkeling on the islands, etc.
Since the first trip, this happy poster (and sometimes my family) have been back about 7 times. Some of my trips have been long weekends and others have been 3 week holidays. My wife understands that I love the personality of the Thai, the food, the culture in general. She doesn't care for the third world life, though I'm grateful she went for herself to experience the LOS.
My typical response to tense questions like "isn't there alot of prostitution there", or "did you use prostitutes there" is to not break eye contact, and be honest. Yes there is prostitution there but I was so busy on my tour....did you know their are monkeys that pick coconuts and elephants that work in the forest.....yada yada yada....If pushed to the wall like the Yogi says....Deny, Deny, Deny........Pesky feminists at work sometimes chide me, "oh how could you go there, with the sex slaves"? I usually gently guide them to the cultural joys available, though the peskier ones are told, "my what a dirty thought", "do you always think like that", or "if that's what you want to think". Also, I'm very discreet about who I trust with the adventures so as to not allow rumors to spread around the office, can you say hairy legged feminists????
All in all, be discreet, and have lots of fun, leave the guilt at home, have a great time. We all want a Field Report too.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:37 pm on Mar. 20, 2003
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Agamemnon
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To all,
I actually have a variation of this question. (Not sure if merits a new topic).
It's one thing to cover mongering ways for a spouse, but what about business colleagues?
Travel to Bangkok - bound into meetings/dinners and other events for the duration of stay. Can't be late/hungover/smelling like Star of Light.
Any bros have experience with this?
Probably have a few hours free time in the late afternoon every day. And will have some time in the evening, but will have to prepare the dancing pony and Ýtalking dog for the show the next day. Really, really, really don't want to have TG on arm and run into "hairy-legged feminist" in elevator going back to room.
Also, have others I must be detached from when in LOS. Don't want to be in LOS and have some subordinate pass me on way into MP - "Hey, Mr. XXXX, nice to see you enjoying yourself, any recommendations?"
If anyone else has covered themselves in this situation, would love to hear it.
Aggie
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 5:06 pm on Mar. 20, 2003
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silentbob1234
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Quote: from Oaktoad on 11:55 pm on Mar. 20, 2003
Why would you do anything that you couldn't tell your mommy?
Just come back home with a tan and say that you relaxed on the beach.
Or relaxed on a couple of beeches. 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:23 pm on Mar. 20, 2003
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