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bkkz
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Quote: from Blonk on 3:23 pm on Dec. 28, 2010
Dont think I will ever get used to hosing my ass down everyday..
Wait till the day you need to use the toilet more than ten times in a day and you'll really appreciate the hose.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:27 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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dirty guru
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wait til dogs chase you out yards back home just as youve stuck the neighbours garden hose up your bum after shitting on the grass-
Seemed perfectly natural in Thailand after a while : :
The metamorphosis takes time but like BK says soon you will be grateful for it as you enter the mean cruel world of shitting sometimes alot: :
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:34 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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dirty guru
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If you go to the monkey house for being a terrorist dont eat the sticky rice treats
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:57 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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dirty guru
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When the lady in uniform stamping you could stand on your back without breaking six ribs and crushing a lung
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 5:50 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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bingo629
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You know when your back when returning from a morning jog (shorts, training shoes, sweating like hell) and the Indian Taylor hello man says.
"Would you like a nice suit sir?"
I had to stop, "Do I look like I am shopping?"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:55 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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LocalYokul
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when all the English speakers around me can't tell the difference between "your" & "you're"
I can get a blow job faster than I can get a beer
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:57 am on Dec. 28, 2010
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dirty guru
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Good to see another true master back on forum : :
When the 7/11 girl in a hick town asks if you want short time?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:32 pm on Dec. 28, 2010
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tezza
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Blonk where I am they stop selling booze 2pm-5pm so the school children don't feel the urge to go on a bender after a hard day in class
I rocked up to the Tesco check-out today at 2:07pm and my New Years celebration 1000Bt bottle of booze is confiscated. On one hand I blushed at the thought my aging complexion was mistaken for a 17 year old, on the other hand I was thinking what dumb-ass junior manager would let slip an easy earn
Screw em I bought the bloody thing at Tops
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:34 am on Dec. 29, 2010
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LocalYokul
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that was Blonk's point, you can't buy booze between those hours which reminds you that you're in LOS
it's a rule created for people who cannot control themselves, & not just for students
if you buy at least 10 liters you are allowed to buy it between 14:00 & 17:00, cause they consider it is for re-sale, LOL
I introduced my roommate to this rule in 2006 when I was working in Chiang Mai
BTW, a case of beer is not 10 liters, since each bottle is only 640 ml
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:53 am on Dec. 29, 2010
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madfrog
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Quote: from tezza on 7:34 pm on Dec. 29, 2010
I rocked up to the Tesco check-out today at 2:07pm and my New Years celebration 1000Bt bottle of booze is confiscated. On one hand I blushed at the thought my aging complexion was mistaken for a 17 year old, on the other hand I was thinking what dumb-ass junior manager would let slip an easy earn
In this case it is more a case of Mr Somchai feeling "empowered to pester the farang" and having an ego trip...
"ME, Mr Somchai, THAI man, MANAGER,, I can give order to the farang! Make him do what I WANT!!!Take bottle him!! ME GOOD, him BAD, I make him loose face AHAHAH, me feel so good, me have erection now!"
No ploplem about loosing a sale, that is anyway technicaly illegal (but for sure if a THAI guy come along they wont say a word and will leave him buy)
Madfrog
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:58 pm on Dec. 29, 2010
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