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seajohn
Well, Minder, EPC, being from California I just get so ticked off because a lot of these buffalos could certainly work a job, say at McDonalds, but they're just collecting all sorts of donations instead...

My advice to newbies is (and thnx EPC for the 'heads up') is that you steer... well, steer... those buffalos away from not only toilet seats but doorknobs too. We live in a lawsuit society and there's nothing the FBU would like more than another case of hoof to mouth disease, with a bunch of oil all over it.


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Posted on: 1:52 pm on Aug. 4, 2006
Buai

We should not be too hard on these buffaloes. If they weren't feigning sickness all the time and making those poor innocent, trustworthy bar girls feel sorry for them, then there would be no need for the BG's to work in the bars. Then what would we do?

All hail the sick buffalo.



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Posted on: 9:48 pm on Aug. 6, 2006
expatchuck
I like buffalos. They are nice, slow, methodical and fart when they need to. Very similar to me.

Most girls do not like buffalos.

Most girls do not like me.

Could there be any connection here?


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Posted on: 2:38 am on Aug. 7, 2006
Buai

Quote: from expatchuck on 3:46 pm on Aug. 7, 2006
I like buffalos. They are nice, slow, methodical and fart when they need to. Very similar to me.

Most girls do not like buffalos.

Most girls do not like me.

Could there be any connection here?




Do you also have a big horn?




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Posted on: 3:52 am on Aug. 7, 2006
seajohn
They eat them raw in the North. Have you ever been eaten raw by a Northern girl?


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Posted on: 4:25 am on Aug. 7, 2006
expatchuck

Quote: from Buai on 5:00 pm on Aug. 7, 2006

Do you also have a big horn?




No, I must admit my horn is rather regular. It is about 8 inches long and perhaps five inches in circumference.

I have noticed that most cars get out of my way when I honk it though.


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Posted on: 6:04 am on Aug. 7, 2006
expatchuck

Quote: from seajohn on 5:33 pm on Aug. 7, 2006
They eat them raw in the North. Have you ever been eaten raw by a Northern girl?




Are we talking buffalos or horns here?


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Posted on: 6:07 am on Aug. 7, 2006
ringthebells
i still love ya, chuck.

rtb


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Posted on: 9:14 am on Aug. 7, 2006
enthusiast


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Posted on: 7:00 pm on Aug. 7, 2006
seajohn
When they crash into buffalos I think it's only right that the buffalo take a hand (hoof) in paying too. Flame me for saying so, if you wish; report me to the Audobon Society if you must; but if the buffalo's sickness has progressed to the point where it's wandering the roads without proper lighting than it's got to take some responsibility for itself. You wouldn't find EPC roaming around without proper lighting... would you?
See--there IS a big difference!


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Posted on: 8:07 pm on Aug. 7, 2006
     

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