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bkkz
Had a similar experience in Manila.


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Posted on: 3:06 am on Mar. 26, 2011
atl
quim posted:

"When the girl tunes in perfectly to my wretched rhythm...."

well said M8!

atl


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Posted on: 3:09 am on Mar. 26, 2011
magnum
... your girlfriend's 15-year old sister is pregnant and their uncle is in hiding.


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Posted on: 6:19 am on Mar. 26, 2011
atl
OK this is a 2 for 1:

1. you are at a beer bar and your server is getting chatted up by an young aussie at the table next to you, good for her and him, but you must turn to their table and interupt their conversation to get another beer, twice. Then ask the bloke that's chatting her up to request the "check bin" from her and and the bill is 295 baht! You pay with a 500 baht note and get a 5baht coin and 2 hundred baht notes...and ask her for change for one of the hundred baht notes (20's for a tip) and she points to the cashier indicating I can go there for change! 55555! she really didnt care about my measly 20 baht tip

BTW, the aussie laughed with me when I said, "very well, here is 5 baht for you!"

2. when you are waiting on your kabab sammy and a total hottie walks by, stops, comes right up to your face, reaches up & runs her fingers thru your hair and says, "I go with you 1000 baht!" and you reply to this smokin' hot chick (that would turn any guy's head in the states) "not tonight tilac, mai ow krap!"

555, now that I am back at my room alone, I am kinda regretting #2

atl



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Posted on: 8:35 am on Mar. 26, 2011
bkkz
... when it costs 800 B for a ST with a girl from Madagascar.


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Posted on: 5:52 pm on Mar. 26, 2011
bkkz
... When you're screwing a girl in her apartment and her father's sleeping outside in the living room on the sofa.


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Posted on: 7:27 pm on Mar. 26, 2011
Quim

Quote: from bkkz on 5:52 am on Mar. 27, 2011
when it costs 800 B for a ST with a girl from Madagascar.



I've never had a girl from Madagascar, at any price, ST or LT. That said, I feel very Edward Learian when I say the word "Madagascar," wanting perversely to compose, out of nothing, a nonsensical limerick....

There was a young slut from Madagascar,
who squirted and farted and f***ed yaar,
But ball he said, what I want is a look-see,
Oh no, she whispered, but here's a big f***see,
and into her arse he went, hello Madagascar!!!


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Posted on: 4:23 am on Mar. 27, 2011
bkkz
A member mentioned that 800B was the LT rate in Madagascar.


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Posted on: 12:08 pm on Mar. 27, 2011
Loung Steeb
Madagag is great, but I know when I am back in Bkk..when, I wake up and some strange lady is wiping down my dick with a wet towel and I don't know why....ls


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Posted on: 3:06 pm on Mar. 27, 2011
dirty guru
When you penerate a woman without asking the next morning and after you come (and she is fine with it all) you ask what her name is, and where did I meet you?
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Posted on: 8:19 pm on Mar. 28, 2011
     

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