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Brocher

Quote: from expatchuck on 7:11 pm on Oct. 14, 2004
But why does a buffalo need a handbag?

Me confused!


<Looking over George's shoulder John started to copy his speach...>

It was a lady Buffalo that was going to attend the burial of her erstwhile mate. And a Buffalo can't go to a funeral without a handbag, you know that!

Cheers

<George catches John cheating and quickly covers up his notes>



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Posted on: 8:40 am on Oct. 14, 2004
expatchuck
OK, let me get this straight.

The buffalo was carrying it's wings to the funeral of her erstwhile mate. I presume the buffalo was riding a Honda Dream...and what is an erstwhile?


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Posted on: 9:00 am on Oct. 14, 2004
Brocher
<Calling from the back of the room Brocher shouted, "Can you play...>

No, no, no, no, no and thrice more NO, laddie! The crock' had eaten her wings, hence she was a bit miffed at it 'cause she would've been able to fly to the funeral but due to the crock' the Buffalo had to ride her bike. That in turn lead to the handbagging incident. Whatsthematterwithyou don't you know anything!

Cheers
PS. Erstwhile is just elihwtsre backwards.

<Joe Strummer immediately broke into an unplugged rendition>


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Posted on: 9:27 am on Oct. 14, 2004
expatchuck
Silentbobbie was the one who claimed there were wings extant. I, again, was merely confused.

By the by shouldn't "What'sthematterwithyou don't you know anything!" really read "What'sthematterwithyou don't you know anything?"?

Glad you cleared up the "erstwhile" thing.


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Posted on: 3:39 am on Oct. 15, 2004
Brocher
<Adam turned to Eve and his first words were..>

"By the by shouldn't "What'sthematterwithyou don't you know anything!" really read "What'sthematterwithyou don't you know anything?"? "

Sorry 'bout the confusion thingey. I shouldn't question you, should I?"

Cheers

<Eve claimed she had a headache and took another bite from the apple>


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Posted on: 6:13 am on Oct. 15, 2004
expatchuck

Quote: from Brocher on 6:28 pm on Oct. 15, 2004
<Adam turned to Eve and his first words were..>

"By the by shouldn't "What'sthematterwithyou don't you know anything!" really read "What'sthematterwithyou don't you know anything?"? "

Sorry 'bout the confusion thingey. I shouldn't question you, should I?"

Cheers

<Eve claimed she had a headache and took another bite from the apple>


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I am such a deliciously confuseable target that I can understand why you should want to question me, shouldn't I?

But what was the snake doing during the apple tasting festival and why?


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Posted on: 4:09 am on Oct. 16, 2004
ringthebells
you guys are cracking me up.

also I am glad that the only thing the TBGs say when they see my dick is "naaalaaahhhk, me liye"...

rtb


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Posted on: 4:28 am on Oct. 16, 2004
Brocher
<Taking off his bowler, Magritte heard the horseman say...>

"But what was the snake doing during the apple tasting festival and why?"

Aparently the snake or serpent as I prefer to call it ("snake" is sssso ano domini) was applyin' a third coat of creosote to the fence surroundin' the garden. Unfortunately I don't speak fluent serpent so I wasn't able to ask why.

Cheers
PS. Ramadan mubarrak!

<smiling noisely Magritte nodded and looked inside his head>


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Posted on: 10:01 am on Oct. 17, 2004
expatchuck

Quote: from Brocher on 10:16 pm on Oct. 17, 2004


Aparently the snake or serpent as I prefer to call it ("snake" is sssso ano domini) was applyin' a third coat of creosote to the fence surroundin' the garden. Unfortunately I don't speak fluent serpent so I wasn't able to ask why.

Cheers
PS. Ramadan mubarrak!

<smiling noisely Magritte nodded and looked inside his head>

------------------------------------------------------------------------And a happy, healthy Ramadan to you as well.

The question that begs asking, however, is since serpents have no ears and thus are incapable of hearing, why would they need a language? Particularly one of ancient Latin heritage?

Could the creosoting of fence posts be some sort of subliminal message to other serpents or even snakes since they have no known language?


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Posted on: 5:55 am on Oct. 18, 2004
silentbob1234

Quote: from expatchuck on 10:15 am on Oct. 14, 2004
OK, let me get this straight.

The buffalo was carrying it's wings to the funeral of her erstwhile mate. I presume the buffalo was riding a Honda Dream...and what is an erstwhile?


Yep and coincidentally...that buffalo was goin round the outside... round the outside... round the outside...


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Posted on: 10:04 am on Oct. 18, 2004
     

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