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erikE
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Quote: from quack quack on 4:11 pm on June 18, 2010
Good bro erikE; looking at your profile, I notice that you've been a member of this distinguished forum since Jan 15, 2004, so, am wondering how you consider yourself to be a newbie?
Nah, I just followed up on the VERY IRONIC topic started by tezza. You guys should get into reading classes!
So, not a newbie. Will be around next month, maybe - that is July. Anybody around?
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:08 pm on June 18, 2010
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expatchuck
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The only known cure for narcolepsy is to avoid reading any posts that quackquack makes.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:52 am on June 19, 2010
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ringthebells
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ducky has a twin and the only blow jobs in toxic are served in shot glasses.
and I always hitch hike from the airport.
rtb.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 3:47 am on June 19, 2010
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expatchuck
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Quote: from quack quack on 7:58 pm on June 19, 2010
Quote: from expatchuck on 1:52 pm on June 19, 2010
The only known cure for narcolepsy is to avoid reading any posts that quackquack makes.
Ha! Ha! you're obviously not following your own advice as you've read my previous post.
Will look up the disease that makes a person forget what he did a few hours back as you suffer from that affliction in addition to narcolepsy.
If you don't like reading what I post, put me on 'ignore'
it's that simple ( as Shelock Holmes [ heard of him bro EPC ?] would have said; 'Elementary my dear EPC').
You provide me with a daily dose of laughter, so, I'm not
gonna ignore you -as long as you can remain awake.
I can just imagine that nobody has every accused you of being very smart. Right?
I don't like to put members on Ignore. I consider that cowardly. Besides, I rather enjoy reading your posts. They are normally rather idiotic and childish and offer much in the way of entertainment.
In answer to another question...No! I have never heard of Shelock Holmes.
If you are referring to Arthur Conan Doyle's "Sherlock Holmes" then...Yes! I have heard of him.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:46 pm on June 19, 2010
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DaffyDuck
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Quote: from quack quack on 7:58 pm on June 19, 2010
Yawn!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:49 am on June 20, 2010
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joeojrr
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Hi
Plans to visit Bangkok in the second week of november.
Can anyone help me in getting some contacts of sexy naughty girls for fun and sex. Mature women 25-35 also welcome
joe
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:43 am on Nov. 2, 2010
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Quote: from joeojrr on 7:43 pm on Nov. 2, 2010
Can anyone help me in getting some contacts of sexy naughty girls for fun and sex.
... okaaay... so, joeoJrr, what do ya' think?... do you plan on staying bunkered into your hotel room the entire stay?... are you looking for someone to serve them up for you?
... or, might you consider venturing out just a wee a bit?... maybe visit one of the... what, uh... maybe, a bazillion bars, oily massage joints, soapy massage joints, strip clubs, escort services, BJ bars, and on, and on, cited in great detail throughout this forum, and smeared all over Thailand?
... c'mon, man, jump in... read a few threads and jump in... members here go a long way toward documenting everything you need, but I think none publish travel brochures.
... read it, bud, it's mostly all here.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 8:01 am on Nov. 2, 2010
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tezza
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It was the second coming. Settled into my room I surveyed the landscape from my Hotel room window and as I had done many months before I saw in the evening dusk Soi Cowboys glistening lights of redemption surrounded by what seemed a city of temptation and sin. Time to investigate once more
As I arrived a strumpet grabbed my arm surprising me as I began wandering up Soi Cowboy admiring the neon lights. "I go with yooooooou" she demanded. Nature had not been kind as she was no delicate flower - she had the face of a Pug coupled to the body of a champion Sumo wrestler. Her immense mass was dragging me away from my intended route so I headed for the nearest bar where I attempted to sit down at a table outside. Realising this she unlocked her grip to allow me to sit down. Hoping I had escaped her interest my efforts were dashed when she sat uninvited next to me at the table
"I've only come here to admire these beautiful lights” I said
"That what all men say when with wife, but you hab no wife" she replied. "I virgin and you can pump my pussy for 10,000 baht...you like?" she asked as she shamelessly spread her legs, parting the fat folds around her upper legs to reveal no knickers and a shaved beaver with an odour not unlike the fish market on a slow day in Paa Daeng when the fish are starting to rot in the heat of the afternoon sun
"You're clearly no virgin" I said as I recoiled from the smell. I didn't believe her for one moment, if she was indeed a virgin then where was her chaperone? I've noticed Thailand holds on to this noble act now lost in the West - that of chaperoning young virgins around the streets of Bangkok, especially at night. The young girls are surprisingly more often than not chaperoned not by locals but Farang men in their 40's, 50's and 60's, a humble gesture of good will from holiday makers no doubt wanting to to protect the young chaste flowers from the filthy cravings emanating from the minds of sick male onlookers, and sexual advances of young lusting locals
It was time for Sister Valdelma's virginity test or as she called it, the 'echo' test. A method relayed to us in Sunday School to prove a girls purity. I drew in a large breath being careful not to accidently draw in any of the powerful fumes from that stench ridden labia, crouched down and with my head close to her gaping hole I yelled "Helloooooooo!"
Sure enough, my 'Helloooooooo' echoed around that cavernous chamber for a good 5 seconds proving she had been mounted more times than a cowboys trusty lifelong steed. Case closed!
She closed her legs knowing the game was up. "You ting tong" she said. "Okay maybe not virgin but I still go with you, 5000 baht"
I couldn't be seen with her at my side, dressed as she was in suggestive clothing, what would all the chaperones wandering around think? Time to beat a hasty retreat. Under the pretence of going to the toilet I excused myself and slipped out of the bar while she was preoccupied with a waitress. In the distance I'm sure I heard her scream “1500 baht but you pay condom!"
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
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