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Felix888
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Hi - I've just got back from LOS and this is what happened:
One night my GFE and I are playing pool and drinking right across the street from our hotel (Flipper in Soi 8). She shoots one game with one of the girls there and I start chatting with this Belgian guy who seems to just about live in Pattaya. Says his name's Ludo and is impressed with my date - asks how I met her etc etc.
I explain how we sat together on the bus from Bkk and she (almost) hasn't left my side now for a few days and I'm loving it - to the extent that I'm not trying out any local talent. He asks me if I know the hotel will provide me with a girl for free along with the room. I'm stunned and ask WHICH hotel. He says "almost any of them around here". He says his buddy is staying at a cheap place for 550 b a night including one meal and when he asked them to send him a girl they did (an ugly one) for free too!
He's staying at the Eastiny nearby and reckons they'll do the same - but he says he prefers to pay for his OWN girls because he said "maybe I don't like to f*** the one they give me". Now this just sounds too good to be true but MOST urban legends have some grain of truth in there somewhere. Anyone every hear anything like this before? F
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Posted on: 8:27 am on May 11, 2005
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DrLove
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I explain how we sat together on the bus from Bkk
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That must be the ultimate for a prostitute... meeting a punter before reaching her territory.
BTW There was a gay hotel which provided a boy for each room. There were as many boys as rooms...
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Posted on: 9:24 am on May 11, 2005
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LocalYokul
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Felix,
well, it's time to conclude that you really are a grade A dumbass
you claim to have been reading this and other forums about LOS, yet seem to have not learned a single f***ing thing
go the f*** home and leave us alone, nitwit ! !
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Posted on: 9:29 am on May 11, 2005
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Felix888
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Quote: from LocalYokul on 9:23 pm on May 11, 2005
Felix,
you really are a grade A dumbass...go the f*** home and leave us alone, nitwit ! !
Ummm I take it that means you don't know anything more about this than I (a complete beginner) do. Thank you for the insightful, constructive comment anyway, F.
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Posted on: 3:40 pm on May 11, 2005
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cyborg
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Felix,
If someone is telling you that you get a free lady with your room in MOST hotels in Pattaya they are either a moron or they are yankin yer chain. (Probably both)
I have been to Pattaya several times and can tell you conclusively this is not true. Maybe there was an occasional situation where an ugly wife or GF of a hotel employee was offered for "free" to a Falang....occasionally LBs and certain freelancers will offer themselves for "free".
.Of course free would be a euphemism for.."Free until you fall asleep or until your in the shower then I riffle through your wallet,pants pockets or luggage for valuables" -OR- "Free until I get you in the room and drug you and anally rape you"-OR- "Free until I figure out a way to con you out of some money"-OR- "Free cuz everyone around knows I am a raging petrie dish of all known terminally lethal viruses currently plaguing mankind"-OR- "free cuz I am so f***ing ugly and/or old or fat or toothless or smelly that no one will take me anymore and I am hoping after f***in you that you will buy me dinner and toss me a free bit of charity"
Get the picture?? There is no culture of free ladies in most of the hotel rooms.
Good news is that it is sooo cheap there that it SEEMS like it.
FYI....I know this is the Newbie section so I will give newbies a lot of wiggle room. Some of the other bros who are WAAY more experienced get really tired of what appears to be "troll" posts.In other words if it seems like your question is so preposterous that it is likely a big frikkin joke. For your own good be advised that it may be better to continue lurking until you get a better feel for the type of questions that dont upset some of the local wildlife.
Good luck.
Cyborg
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Posted on: 4:38 pm on May 11, 2005
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Felix888
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Quote: from cyborg on 4:32 am on May 12, 2005
Felix,
If someone is telling you that you get a free lady with your room in MOST hotels in Pattaya they are either a moron or they are yankin yer chain. (Probably both)
I have been to Pattaya several times and can tell you conclusively this is not true....
Thanks for this more useful comment. I can see now how someone might think this was a troll, but the fact is this guy did give me this story. I asked how he could spend so much time here and he says his missus works for Virgin so he gets 90% off tickets (which I know can be true because my buddy is an airline pilot and his immediate family get exactly the same deal). "Ludo" clearly knew a lot more than me about how it all worked in Pattaya (not surprisingly) but when he came out with this I was floored and it's been turning over in my mind ever since, F.
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Posted on: 5:01 pm on May 11, 2005
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LastSurvivor
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Felix,
I spent only a brief amount of time reading this forum before my first trip to LOS and I find it difficult to believe you can possibly be such a complete dumbass as your posts indicate. You've already mentioned you shagged a couple of girls without a condom because the fit was too tight. Did you go out looking for other choices at the local 7/11? No, you just kept up the same old behavior. You talked about the morning after pill and how it helped in a later situation. Saw nothing in your posts to indicate how this helped out. Do us a favor and end the lunacy. You have no business ever returning to LOS. You have learned nothing from this forum.
LS
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Posted on: 5:04 pm on May 11, 2005
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stu
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free room wih free L/B and meal in pattaya.The name of this hotel is the pattaya jail
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Posted on: 6:02 pm on May 11, 2005
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Felix888
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Quote: from LastSurvivor on 4:58 am on May 12, 2005
Felix,
...Do us a favor and end the lunacy. You have no business ever returning to LOS. You have learned nothing from this forum.LS
Oh get off your sanctimonious high horse. The "health" threads here are FULL OF guys crying about terrible health problems they got USING CONDOMS EVERYTIME - why? Because they had a large number of professional whores while they were there.
I only banged TWO, young non-pro' (at least not full-time pro') girls who could give me a convincing history. The stat's are definitely on my side with this and enough time has gone by that any kind of "drippy dick" or anything would have showed up by now. Ok there's always a possibility that in years to come I'll find out I was very unlucky but frankly I'm at an age now when the distant future doesn't worry me too much. I want to enjoy the here and now to the full. Go live your own life as YOU see fit and try to stick to the the topic when replying to a thread, F.
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Posted on: 6:26 pm on May 11, 2005
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LastSurvivor
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Quote: from Felix888 on 6:20 am on May 12, 2005
Quote: from LastSurvivor on 4:58 am on May 12, 2005
Felix,
...Do us a favor and end the lunacy. You have no business ever returning to LOS. You have learned nothing from this forum.LS
I only banged TWO, young non-pro' (at least not full-time pro') girls who could give me a convincing history. The stat's are definitely on my side with this and enough time has gone by that any kind of "drippy dick" or anything would have showed up by now. F.
Just when I think you cannot possibly say anything more stupid than what you wrote in your FR's or this particular thread you started you open up your mouth and spout something even more stupid. I truly hope you do not catch something but the odds are against you. Wrap up your tool Don't be a fool. And please read the forum and don't show your lack of functioning brain matter. Do you even know HIV can show up 6 months later? Please tell me you did not go home and sleep with your wife without being tested.
LS
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Posted on: 7:07 pm on May 11, 2005
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