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ringthebells
this was actually my idea for a round table:

the first annual dick measuring competition held at casanova in NEP.

the competition is only open to katoeys.

1st price         3'000 baht
2nd price        2'000 baht
3rd price         1'000 baht

the event could be held on friday, 18.07.03 at midnight.

ducks already volunteered as fluffer.

to pay for the pricemoney and a bottle of tequila (for ducks to get the taste out of his mouth) we should charge entrance. baht 100.00 for members, 200.00 for non members.

all excess money goes towards drinks.

but we could also make this at another time and make it public, and open to all katoeys (probably filling the impact arena).

555

rtb.



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Posted on: 8:56 pm on July 9, 2003
bangkropolis2020
hooolllly shiiiit...hats off to you man..that is way out there..sounds like a blast


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Posted on: 11:04 pm on July 9, 2003
ringthebells
ty. but you seem the only one so far.

strange though, I thought this topic would go to the members section.

rtb.


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Posted on: 11:36 pm on July 9, 2003
dirty guru
this is very sick and disturbing...(and very bloody funny) bastard nearly choked me on a fish bone laughing......as a lead up to the main event...whats the warm up?


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Posted on: 11:43 pm on July 9, 2003
ringthebells
lots of drinking, I guess.

(tequilas for ducks).

rtb.


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Posted on: 11:45 pm on July 9, 2003
Smegma
And what makes ducks so special that he gets to have the most fun? Lucky bastard!


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Posted on: 11:49 pm on July 9, 2003
ducksnutz
Because me and RTB sat at some bar somewhere discussing this and who or how would the erections be instigated for the measuring. I guess after the 6th tequila I might have kind of sort of basically said something along the very vague matter of fact kind of line something like 'I'll do it'.
When is it going to be, this will be an awesome event, it could be a quarterly event, coz to many erections in one month might be a bit much for smegma. We should arrange it for EWO's welcome back to normal life party. We will also need a tailors measuring tape as it is flexible, some of these katoys dicks I've seen have a 'u' turn bend in them, tickle the prostrate or what.

So when is it huh huh huh. Any katoys who happen to have had the operation in the previous week since registering can still enter if they bring the old one along and I'll try my darndest to resErect it.


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Posted on: 1:19 am on July 10, 2003
ringthebells
hellothere.

ducks, I will go and check at some clinics for dicks in jars.
I might be able to bring a couple dozens....

and well, yes we talked about the fluffers. and you seem to be a natural, carved out for the job. I sw your tongue moving at a couple of occasions.

and I herewith appoint smegma as your faithful assistant.

and again, yes I should make this a quarterly event, giving it promotion, so lots of katoyes from tout bangkok and else will turn up.

this will require more assistance, though (for fluffing up and measuring.

and a panel of judges as we could give away a couple of extra prices:

miss(ter) photogenic
              conjeniality   (jees, how to spell??)
              mostcrookedick

and some for the smallest one...

I am open for applications. a jaah, femals would also be welcome, as they usually know more about dicks than I do.

(ladyanne, bring some friends).

rtb.


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Posted on: 3:48 am on July 10, 2003
dirty guru
this guy is very ill......its not too late ring the bells....turn back.......didnt ya mother ever tell you about  thingies in jars....none of my school mates would swap sandwiches for weeks after uncle harrys accident......dinna take the wee bottles.....keep it fresh!


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Posted on: 4:09 am on July 10, 2003
Skip
I protest! What of the post-ops who've invested so much only to come up on the short end?  ;)


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Posted on: 5:12 am on July 10, 2003
     

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