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ColoradoGuy
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BK encouraged me to put this in the Language section, so here I go:
A while back, it is 8:00am, I wake up next to my sleeping beauty, NoEnglish. I'm a little horny so I wake her up too.  It is my second straight night with her and we have been together about 36 hours now. She looks at me and says something to me I do not understand. Keep in mind that she will not speak English to me unless I insist, and even then, her English is worse than my Thai (which shows how poor her English really is), so we usually communicate in Thai. I ask her to repeat it using different words and she does, but I do not understand this either. "mai pben rai" and I go back to the task at hand. 
However, NoEnglish is really resisting. OK, she does this sometimes and it's fun, maybe it makes her feel better about having sex with me. I grab, she pushes my hand away, I kiss, she pulls away. This lasts for about 2 minutes and I'm getting a little irritated. She then sits up and blabbers on in Thai and I recognize only "doh-nee" (now) and "see" (four) along with her having four fingers out. Also, "yee-sib-paed" (28) is thrown in there. Out comes the Thai-English dictionary but she cannot find the words and I am getting frustrated. She then counts "neung, song, som, see" (1,2,3,4) and looks at me like I am an idiot. So, me thinking "NoEnglish doesn't want to have sex NOW for the 4th time with me in 36 hours"? Could that be it? Or "I want 4000 baht NOW"? No, that's not it. Or "I was horny at 1am, 2am, 3am and 4am, but CG was asleep, me not horny NOW"? No, that's not it. And what about the 28? Maybe she wants to see me again on the 28th. Don't know. It MUST be that she doesn't want to go NOW for a 4th time. Hmm, OK, up to her. Never mind.
So I shower and I tell her that I am going to 7-11 for coffee and juice and does she want anything. She says yes and she tells me she wants Green Tea and something else. She writes something down in Thai, I figure it is a MamaCup (noodles) or some other food NoEnglish likes. I leave her in bed and I'm off to 7-11, I grab my coffee, a juice, a Green Tea and I show the clerk the note from NoEnglish, and I tell her in Thai that this is what my girlfriend wants to eat for breakfast. The clerk gives me a very strange look, then shows it to the other clerk. They are smiling now. I ask them what is so funny and they ask me if this is really what my girlfriend eats for breakfast? I say yes, she wants me to buy it for her.
They take me over to the section where the tampons and sanitary pads are and they pick out what NoEnglish wrote on the note... sanitary pads (pan-da may?) for a woman who is menstruating! I laugh and make a joke "nee aroi mai?" (is this delicious?) and the clerks are now laughing along with me. Back to the CGLoveShack and I give NoEnglish the pads. Kop Khun Mahk Ka.
What NoEnglish was trying to tell me was that her period has begun NOW (this morning), comes every 28 days and it last 4 days. This is confirmed with a double check of the dictionary for the Thai word for menstruate (mee-pra-jum-deun, normal tone). I also taught her in English "I have men four days". We both learned something useful this morning.
I now have NoEnglish's menstrual schedule marked on my calendar. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:26 am on June 5, 2004
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Manuel bkk
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And still so much to learn..... for all of us!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:46 am on June 5, 2004
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ABC
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ColoradoGuy:
Interesting. Thanks for sharing and also cutting out any of the mentrual graphic details!! ha ha ha!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:49 am on June 5, 2004
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bkkz
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CG, it shoud read "phaa a-naa-mai"
phaa - cloth
a-naa-mai - sanitation, health
(of course, sanitary pads)
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:04 am on June 5, 2004
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ColoradoGuy
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Thanks, BK, that is something I did not want to ask my Thai language tutor how to say. I already wore out my welcome when I asked her to teach me how to say "The girls in this bar are not so beautiful!" in pasa Thai and pasa Isaan. 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:18 pm on June 5, 2004
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PickyBanker
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good one CG...one of the funniest posts I have read...
P.S. I guess she wasn't into backdoor humping, ha?..that's what I ususally go for if I am horny and she is resisting 
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:21 pm on June 22, 2004
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Bangkoksexydotcom
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any good working BG know that if they have a regular they take a pill and make the praawa what ever come later.
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 4:00 pm on June 22, 2004
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Abrak
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Lol....
Great post... never really thought about it before but the thai word 'men' almost certainly derives from a shortened form of 'menstruation'
Other useful related thai phrases..
pha fai dern = go through the red light
(applies when driving either a car or a TG on her 'men')
And to irritate TGs in a bad mood...
bpra-jam-duan maa mai pokadit = wrong time of the month love!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:30 pm on June 22, 2004
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ColoradoGuy
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Quote: from Bangkoksexydotcom on 4:00 pm on June 22, 2004
any good working BG know that...
Good, I'm glad to know that NoEnglish is not a "good working BG".
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:51 am on July 15, 2004
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