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seajohn
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No stone must be left unturned!
The Thai letter that begins the word "ghost" in Thai is called "phor phueng (bee) " is equivalent to a "p". It is aspirated, so some air should escape your lips when you push it out (which is why the idiot linguists confusingly transliterate it "ph"). Don't worry about how hard it is.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:31 pm on Nov. 28, 2007
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Debaucher
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The trouble is, seajohn, there are so many bloody stones on this particular beach.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:01 pm on Nov. 28, 2007
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Shredded Wheat
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Quote: from seajohn on 4:46 am on Nov. 29, 2007
...It is aspirated, so some air should escape your lips when you push it out (which is why the idiot linguists confusingly transliterate it "ph")....
So its 'p' like in "phart" right? 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:47 am on Nov. 29, 2007
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seajohn
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No, it's like "p" in "put", "place", (the first p in) "people", "please, please me", etc.
Sorry, Shredded Wheat, for this thread I've got to radio back to the home office for another shipment of humor. Running on empty, as they say. Time after time, we've thought we were nearing our destination--only to have it vaporize in a mirage worthy of the most uncharted sections of the Gobi.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 6:18 pm on Nov. 29, 2007
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jingjo
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According to a friend, the Thai word for ghost is peaa. The peaa often spends the first seven days following death by visiting friends and relatives. The ghost may simply observe them or attempt to communicate with them. Friends and relatives of the newly deceased claim to know when the spirit is near by the sweet aroma of a Thai perfume wafting through the air. This particular perfume is only used on the dead.
After a week the ghost accepts the fact that death has claimed him and is usually not seen or heard from again. If the peaa stubbornly refuses to accept death he will wander about aimlessly for eternity.
This is why it is best NOT to ask, "What is that?" if you hear a strange noise or see a quick flash out of the corner or your eye. It could well be a peaa looking for someplace to haunt.
There was a craftsman who lived in a small village with his wife and children. Every month he journeyed to the city to sell his wares.
While he was in the city heavy rains began falling and soon the flooding was widespread. Worried for the safety of his wife and children he decided to return home early.
Unfortunately, there were no taxis or boats to take him home. He was so anxious to get home that he started walking. As night fell, he stopped to rest at the rain-swollen river's edge near a fork in the road. The rains had stopped and thick gray clouds covered the moon. The night's silence was not broken by the sound of man or animal. Even the water seemed eerily still.
As hunger and tiredness overtook him, he let his mind wander.
"If only my wife knew I was returning early. She would send someone to pick me up and I could rest these weary bones…" He said to himself.
At that moment he looked up and saw his eldest brother-in-law slowly paddling his tiny boat toward him.
"How?" He called to the man. " How did you know I would be here?"
"I just did." His brother-in-law said calmly.
He climbed into the boat. "I cannot believe my good fortune at you finding me."
"Yes."
As the boat slowly made its way along the shore, dogs began howling pitifully.
"Something has surely frightened them." The businessman remarked wearily.
"Perhaps." His brother-in-law agreed.
"Is everyone okay back home?" The man asked suddenly worried.
hey are all fine brother-in-law, don't worry yourself."
His fears assuaged, the man nodded off to sleep. Finally the boat pulled up to the bank and his brother in law gently nudged him awake.
"You are safely home now. Go."
"Aren't you coming also?"
"I've no time tonight for visiting, brother-in-law"
They said their farewells and the businessman hurried down the path toward his home. Inside he found his wife red-eyed and crying.
Thinking that she was crying with worry for him, he laughed.
"I am safe. The rains did not wash me away." He announced happily.
She jumped up and ran into his arms.
"Thank goodness you are home."
"Thank your eldest brother. It was he who brought me home."
His wife stepped back and stared at him.
"No."
"Oh yes. It was almost as if he was waiting at the fork in the river for me."
"It could not be, husband! My oldest brother drowned there three nights ago."
The man felt a chill rise up his spine. It was the very spot where his brother in law had picked him up earlier in the evening.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:00 pm on Nov. 30, 2007
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Minder
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Nope, Jingjo... a Thai ghost doing a good deed is totally against my wife's ideas about ghosts...they are all angry and will all hurt you...no exceptions.
Why I say would someone who was "jai dee" all their life (I use my grandmother as an example) become some kind of hurtful demon just because they "finish"?
Sigh...Trying to use logic on a Thai...what was I thinking?
Doesn't help our daily life much with me virtually being a shift-worker as I originally bought what is now "our" house from a deceased estate. Ghosts? Don't talk to me about flammin ghosts! Enjoy.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:09 pm on Nov. 30, 2007
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seajohn
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No matter how good they were in life, they're jealous of our bodies now.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:33 am on Dec. 1, 2007
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Mel Gibson
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seajohn,,, I've seen your body and no-one dead or alive gonna be jealous of that  . Please no comments on my physique
Back to the Ghosts,,,, I'm still to get a reasonable explanation why these Ghosts seem to only live in Thailand/ Laos / Cambodia???? I asked my wife why they not travel to Australia,,, ???
Cannot Saami, no have Visa,,LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
One can only assume that they indeed have valid passports but are unable to secure Visa's to most Farang countries? Perhaps they have a bad record of over-staying,,, their welcome
Mel
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:06 am on Dec. 1, 2007
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seajohn
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Quote: from Mel Gibson on 11:21 pm on Dec. 1, 2007
seajohn,,, I've seen your body...
In your dreams...
Anyway, no one forced you to buy that copy of PlayGirl, big guy.
Oh, wait. That's in my dreams!
*******
Very well, to return to topic: it's the succubii we're really interested in, I guess. They take the form of a foxy chick from any walk of life. They suck your cock in a special way to make your soul come out of it. This turns you into their remote controlled slave for not less than 3 months and tens of thousands of baht. There are ways to break the charm, and I know them, but I'd have to move this post to the Promotions thread.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 10:45 pm on Dec. 1, 2007
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Shredded Wheat
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Quote: from jingjo on 9:15 pm on Nov. 30, 2007
Good story. Thanks for that Jingjo. Mrs Shreddie will like that one when I tell it to her as it is very believable from the Thai perspective. I will have to pick my moment carefully - a middle of the day story as she is very superstitious.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:37 pm on Dec. 2, 2007
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