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lovepygmy
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Having spent an evening that took in Gullivers, BeerGarten, Cosmos, a few NEP bars, Angels and Grace - just a brief plea: To all of you coming to LOS to buy sex, can you either:
-get your money out and stick it to your foreheads, or
-learn some f_cking thai
just so that we don't have to suffer the funny faces, charades, 'who touched you it wasn't me? games', the throwing girl around the dance floor etc that you guys mistake for "seduction"
f_ck me they are people not aliens.... (and most of the can speak at least 2 languages). They are also dead certs....
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:03 pm on July 25, 2003
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BigDUSA
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OK, thanks for the "heads up". I'll keep your advice in mind the next time I come to Thailand.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:18 pm on July 25, 2003
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rezyek
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don't have to SCREAM and SWEAR ... thank you ...
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:34 pm on July 25, 2003
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One Eyed Jack
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Oh thank you, this is quite good of you to point this out. I had received this recommendation before and until recently was using your first suggestion with little success. I would enter into one of the fine places at NEP with a stack of 100 baht notes and be guided by the mama san to my seat. I would immediately lick my finger and wet my forehead and paste a 100 baht bill on my forehead. Employing the patience of a fisherman, I would sit motionless until I got a nibble. Suddenly, I would feel a tug on my croch and then a pinch on my nipples. Remaining perfectly still, I would wonder, did I catch one? Afraid to scare my catch away, I remained motionless. Suddenly, the 100 baht note would be ripped from my forehead and all I would see is a girl walking away mumbling something about, "stupid farang...like ladyboy..." or something to that affect. Not to worry, bait up the head again and put the line back in the water. Unfortunately, 3,600 baht later and several red bull/voBKa's later I was without a catch. I thought, 'let them come to you' and bait them with riches, but after several nights of this, my croch was black and blue and my nipples were flattened and protruding grossly from my chest. I could not continue.....
So, I became a master in Thai language and culture. Now this for sure, would land me a fine young lady. Of course not wanting to scare my would be catch away, I would ask the Mama san politely in my best Thai, "might one of your fine young ladies be interested in discussing the socio and economic impact of the great wall of China, pre construction to present."? The mama laughed.....(a ah, I have really got it now, I thought) Then mama went over to one of the girls and whispered in her ear. The girl began to laugh quite uncontrolably, pointing at me and covering her mouth. YES! She must really be a student of ancient China, I thought. Well, the next thing I know, there are several girls all laughing out loud and pointing at me. One of the girls opens her top and exclaims, "farang, you no like boom boom this?" while another was saying something like, "farang no like lady, like boy" but I couldn't be sure. What had gone wrong, I wondered.....
But, finally the techniques we have been reminded of finally paid off. I was sitting at a coffee shop late a night, practicing to stick 100 baht notes to my forehead and mumbling to myself in perfect Thai when a lady came up to me. Ok, so she wasn't very young.....53....and she was a bit, ok very fat... but she had a wonderful zit covered face and except for the fact that she smelled like she didn't quite wipe her ass well enough, she was a 10 in my book. So, as I f_cked her in the ass, I told her in my perfect Thai about the socio and economic impact of the great wall of China. I could tell she was quite interested by the occassional 'grunt'. When we were all done, she looked at me and said, 'give me 100 baht'.
So you see, I agree, when in Thailand simply paste money on your forehead and learn Thai. You will be amazed by the results!
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 4:24 pm on July 25, 2003
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chasingwhtrabitz
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One Eyed Jack
That was hilarious ........
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 5:07 pm on July 25, 2003
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haam sup
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Yeah, NOW we're getting somewhere...
LOL!
Haam sup
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:07 pm on July 25, 2003
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One Eyed Jack
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Well, the story takes a turn.....
Very proud of my new skills, I went back each night to the coffee shop. My sweetie was there every night. We'll call her "Zit". Each night I wuold put a 100 baht note on my forehead and mumble in my perfect Thai. Zit really seemed to like me speaking in Thai. Zit also really liked me f_cking her in the ass. This is all we did actually. After a few nights though, I was confused. During all of my stories in my fluent Thai, the only thing that Zit ever said was, 'Grunt'. Finally, I stopped pumping her ass and I asked her. "Zit, do you have anything more to say?" silence fell.....and finally Zit said, "Grunt". I was really confused so I went to talk to her friend. We'll call her, "Dung".
Dung, I asked, "why is it that the only thing my sweetie Zit says, is "Grunt"??? Dung say, "Zit really like you, like go with you" A bit confused I ask, "Because of my fluent Thai I bet." Dung says, "no, all the girls think you like lady boy so Zit feel sorry for you" , "Zit really nice so she go with you for 100 baht"
A bit heartbroken, I asked Dung again why Zit only says, "Grunt". Dung says, "oh, Zit is a mute". Well this explains why she doesn't talk so much. At this point, I'm a bit overwhelmed by my feelings. Jeez, Zit liked me so much that she would let me f_ck her in the ass for only 100 baht. What a nice girl. Dung, just one more question, " how long has Zit been mute?" Dung says, "Oh, that easy. Zit been mute ever since they cut off her dick and balls" 
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:12 pm on July 25, 2003
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Mr Alan
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In defense on those of us from the US, who are often accused of only speaking English, it's not always as clear cut as it seems.
I have studied 3 different foreign languages in my high school and college days, but that was a while ago. It's not as easy in the US to practice ones foreign language skills and keep them current as it is for non-English speaking people to keep current with English (because of their constant, almost forced, exposure to English).
That being said, I certainly have a lot respect for people who learn any English when it is not their native tongue, because English is not an easy language to learn.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 9:37 pm on July 25, 2003
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