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alunsean
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Hello to all on this wonderful board, Yes I have read lots of the hundreds of threads but I still have a few questions. 1.Is the water new for each customer? 2.Where is the most farang friendly and s.t.d safe for a newbie? Thanks
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:34 am on June 22, 2003
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ducksnutz
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Most MP's are a very large building and they operate on a gravity fed system. The waters from the top level, also coincidentally the most expensive level, are fed down to each lower level one at a time and used accordingly until it reaches the first floor and eventually the basement where it is used for mopping finally. So at the most expensive level, top, you get the cleanest water and girls. As you get lower the prices drop, better to go to the top unless your on a budget. As for Std's, I once met a girl who used to pack her knickers in ice to keep her crabs fresh, she coincidentally worked in the basement level.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 2:55 am on June 22, 2003
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bkkz
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Now I understand why they always fill up the tub from scratch. I always thought it was a bloody excuse to waste the precious minutes from already very short 90 minutes I have with the cutie. Most larger establishments send their girls for check-ups every month or so. Does this mean that they will be STD free when you see them?? Your guess is as good as mine.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 3:27 am on June 22, 2003
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Vancouver Jay
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Just want to take my turn to shit in this thread and mention that I've never noticed that little clusterf_ck of icon people next to BK's handle before. Symbolizes what, first among equals? Cannon fodder? 3-way? What? Alunsean, the water is pumped up from the nearest klong. Really, no, it would have to be clean because bathing in waste water would be too gross for the fastidious Thais.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:00 am on June 22, 2003
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expatchuck
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VJ: ÝWrong again. ÝDucky has it right. ÝThe water IS gravity fed from the upper floors down. Ducks: ÝDid you ever pick the scabs from your crotch, drop them in the ash tray and watch them walk off? ÝFascinating action. Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Ý Alunsean: ÝYou should shatter your budget and get on the very top (penthouse, as it were) floor for the cleanest water. ÝThe girls are cleaner too, the higher up you go. What kind of name is Alunsean? Ý Ý Ý
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Posted on: 4:54 am on June 22, 2003
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Smegma
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Expat, I disagree. Water in lower floors is tastier. And with some luck you get a few live sperms still floating around. They look cute when they agglutinate and attach to a moustache.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:50 am on June 22, 2003
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bkkz
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Smegs, you forgot to add in "smegma". Don't girls wash your dick?
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Posted on: 7:48 am on June 22, 2003
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Arramsey
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Quote: from bkkz on 7:48 pm on June 22, 2003 Smegs, you forgot to add in "smegma". Don't girls wash your dick?
What dick ? I thought Smegma was Post-Op !!!
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 7:52 am on June 22, 2003
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ducksnutz
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Expatchucky, no I have not done this before, but it certainly gives me something to look forward to for next time, crab races, bargain.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 7:53 am on June 22, 2003
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Smegma
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BK, sorry but no. Yes, they wash it, but my smegma being so tasty, the girls do not want to let it go to waste, they keep it all to themselves and swallow it all. Arramsey, don't you know how to keep a secret? Ok, now that you bring it up, I better let all into the secret: yes, I am post-op. I had to undergo a dick reduction operation years ago. I had an hidraulic problem due to size. My massive dick required so much blood for an erection, that I was going blind from having so much sex (blood flow to eyes was being reduced).
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:03 am on June 22, 2003
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