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Tried a "bath and traditional massage" (there's an oxymoron for you!) at the Chao Phya 2. Impressed with the establishment; no taxi driver commission, no farang mark-up, the three groups of groups of ladies quite clearly labeled in Thai and English as follows: Body Massage 1,600 baht; Superstars: 1,700 baht; Bath and Traditional Massage: 500 baht.
Quite far back from the goldfish bowl are some tables, where you can sit around and order beer, taking your time in making your selection. At no time was there any pressure to make a choice, and it seemed to me that I could have spent all evening there if I'd really wanted to. The clients' area is dark, and I doubt that the girls can see much, unlike smaller massage parlours catering to farangs, where a few dozen pairs of almond-shaped eyes catch you in crossfire as soon as you enter! When seated at the tables, however, the goldfish bowl is quite far away, and many locals bring their own mini telescopes to check out the ladies (the small monoculars on sale in Sukhumvit Road would be perfect).
I chose a very busty girl (let's call her Noi) who turned out not to be busty at all once the superbly engineered dress came off (I'm a boob fanatic and pride myself in being able to detect these things, but those damn MP dresses fool me every time!) Next time I'll ask one of the papa or mamasans for advice on who is the genuine article.
The room was great, much larger and plusher than those found at the smaller establishments catering for the farangs (my only experience to date). Big round bath and bed, mirrors everywhere, and porn on the TV.
Despite the disappointing size of the boobs, Noi and I got on famously (she said I was only her third farang). The "traditional" aspects of the massage became less obvious as the evening progressed, and when she started licking around my balls and started giving me a BBBJ in the bath, all pretense that there was anything traditional about the exercise vanished! As so often happens (and this is drawing on nearly 20 years' experience with TGs), money was not discussed at all, and we just naturally progressed to sex.
Noi spoke pretty fair English, and turned out to be pretty practiced, giving me a great time. Oddly, despite her obvious expertise, she claimed that she knew little about kissing, and demonstrated how Thai men kiss by giving me little pecks on the cheeks. So I gave her a long lesson on kissing, whether she actually needed one or not, which we both enjoyed. (I've noticed the topic of MP girls not wanting to kiss farangs raised in this forum a number of times. Could lack of familiarity with kissing be the issue among girls in MPs that deal mostly with Asian clients? Just a thought.)
After the bell rang and we dressed, I pulled out 1,500 baht, which I figured seemed like a reasonable sum for her efforts and great attitude. But she said, "Why you give me so much? One thousand enough!" I was dumbstruck by this display of honesty and gave her $1,100.
I walked out into the CP2 parking lot with an ear-to-ear grin that wouldn't go away. I'd really enjoyed myself, and strongly recommend the CP2 for its straight forward no-BS pricing policy, reasonable prices, and of course great girls (if Noi was a typical example). Still can't figure out how that padded dress had me fooled so easily!
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:18 am on May 31, 2002
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PussyLover 69
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Groundpounder,
Just like you, I am also a boobs man. I have read so much about Eden Club and their girls. I went over there last week and asked the mamasan to show me her girl with the biggest boobs. She asked one of the girl to come besides me and said that this girl has the biggest boobs in Eden. I took one look at her and wasn't impressed and asked the girl what was the size of her boobs - she said it is 33". So 33" is 'BIG' by Thai standard ! By my standard 38" to 48" would be "BIG".
BTW, does anybody know of any MP girls with 'BIG BOOBS", i.e. 38" and above ? I have yet to come across any TGs with really big boobs. The only really big boobs that I have come across are those that are on the chests of katoeys in Cassanova (Nana Plaza), Kings Castle 3 (Patpong) and Kings Corner (Patpong). But as we all know, all these are 'artificial ' boobs' (my credit to the plastic surgeons who 'created' those boobs - I would like to nominate you for the Nobel Prize in Medicine)
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 10:47 pm on May 31, 2002
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Jeffbkk
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PL69,
Try Sai at Annie's (number 28). She has really big firm boobs.
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:52 pm on May 31, 2002
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BigDUSA
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1500 baht for a tip! Why do you guys over pay? That kind of money is a weeks wages in Thailand. If you think the girls "respect" you when you overtip, they don't. I tip the girls 200 to 500 baht depending on the level of service.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 11:02 pm on May 31, 2002
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PussyLover 69
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Jeffbkk,
How big are Sai`s boobs (no. 28). Is it at least 38 inches (or at least 36 inches)
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Posted on: 11:51 pm on May 31, 2002
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Groundpounder
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BigDUSA
The 500 baht fee for traditional massage covers the 2 hour massage, room etc., but not sex (which is, however, included in the Superstar [1,700 baht] and body massage [1,600 baht] rates).
So your 200-500 baht tip is certainly applicable to the latter two categories, but definitely not the former. I don't think anybody expects to get 2 hours of massage and sex in pretty plush surroundings in one of BKK's foremost pleasure palaces for 700 baht!
I was just happy the topic of money was not raised, since it tends to dampen things in my view, and I got two hours of enthusiastic, expert and very friendly service for 1,600 baht. Excellent value in my book!
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:40 am on June 1, 2002
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BigDUSA
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When I go to Annies, I pay 1000 baht to mamasan, after the service, I give the girl a tip anywhere from 200 to 500 baht. Most times it's 500. The girls always seem to be very happy with this amount. Seems like you enjoyed yourself. I'll give it a try when I'm in BKK next month.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 2:15 pm on June 1, 2002
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bigd mate, do you pay after your service in annies? i got the impression you pay before you go up to your room?
cheers
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Posted on: 5:08 pm on June 1, 2002
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humblestudent
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Nice report Groundpounder... I'll be spending some quality time at CP2, and this is without a doubt the place I've heard the best stuff about.
Groundpounder... e-mail me when you have a moment...
humblestudent67@hotmail.com
thaistudent
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 6:40 pm on June 1, 2002
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hey guys! this cp2 sounds REALLY cheap! is cp2, chao phya2 or caesers place 2?
thanks
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 6:43 pm on June 1, 2002
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