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Danger Mouse
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O.k i`ve been home for a while and havn`t wrote about my visit to Patong, I dont think I can remember the events chronologically but here goes...
We`d book a return internal flight down from BKK a few days before we were due to fly. Wasn`t really sure what to expect after BKK, so anyway we get the complimentary taxi provided by the guest house we`re stopping in from the airport and head for the geust house.
I thought i`d seen some pretty bad driving from taxis in BKK but this bloke could have wiped the floor with them, it was about 9pm, pitch black, and this kid was overtaking everything and anything, if traffic was coming the other way or not! But hey, he had put an English Music CD on for us to get us in the mood so it sort of took the emphasis away from his driving, apparently he`d been to the airport 4 times today... Ah well I think, he must know whats he`s doing.
Up hill, downhill, twist left, twist right, its a stark contrast from BKK, the roads round here are anthing but straight.
Land at the GH and everything is fine, check in and out we go. As you do! Off for some food, this time we WONT get ripped off, as our first night in BKK. A pretty low key afair, out of the action all the time wondering of the joys to come.
So we head off down Bangla and wonder into the 1st Soi on the left, the name escapes me now. Now i`ve never expirienced anything like this before and likened it to a market place, which it more or less looked like to me, but with bars instead of stalls.
Hansum Man! - Grab Grab Grab
Bloody hell they were coming from all angles, you just fight you way through some BG and your faced with more, a sea of them!
Bugger it lets get settled down here... Again dont remember the name of the bar. ( I know i`m sh_t)
Taking a look around and some of the bars (market stalls) are empty and some are really full, cant believe how close the next bar is to us, 3" to the left and we`d have been sat in their bar.
Now if i`m totally honest I didn`t find this whole market stall scene was my cup of tea. Its a wierd expirience not being in an enclosed enviroment when your used to that.
Over come some BG and out comes the games, again another new expirience. Now by the tenth game i`m i`m getting a little bored, there is one quite nice BG but she is over the otherside. Petite is not the word she is tiny, but a crackin body and a lovely smile.
So a few more beers.
I`m getting absolutely no attention from Tiny, but I do notice quite a cute bird the otherside of the bar (or so it appeared from a distance)
So I make eyes and a few smiles and she`s round... We get chattin you know, whats your name, I only work bar 1 month, you buy me drink... etc etc.
Martin is chattin to BG who has her back to me, crackin arse but I didn`t really see anything else, although i`m informed the next day that she is the best TG both of them had seen... Pete is also with a BG, although not that nice (and I know he thinks the same due to his stand offish attitude)...
So what happens now, Tiny is over having a laugh with us... bloody typical... I get a bird to sit with me and over comes the Tiny one. Ah well, as the night goes on I look round to see only a few bars (stalls) still open with few people in them, bloody hell its 3am...
Where does the time go to when your pissed?? Its like it knows and speeds the clock up, like a FF button...
So Pete is still with the BG he doesn`t like and Tiny has been having a laugh with us, feeding us Papaya, some how it doesn`t feel as hot as the BKK variety, or maybe i`m becoming acoustom to it now... NAH, this stuff is seriously hot and all the acustomisation in Thailand couldn`t get you used to this evil stuff.
So frustrated with his BG Pete makes a play for Tiny and she comes round the bar, he doesn`t want the BG he`s been chattin to all night to feel left out so he asks if he can take them both, now I think the BG is up for this but Tiny is having none of it.
Who you wan?
Now if I was in Petes shoes I know who i`d have plucked for... the Bucky Lugger!
Now you have to feel for the BG whose been sat with him all this time, I bet she was thinking - What an Arsehole!!
But I think I would be same same, I find it hard to reject a BG advances even if she`s not my type... Anyone else same same??
We have another beer and off to the GH. All the time i`m thinkin about slipping Tiny one so I move ahead and walk up front to take my mind (eyes) off her. So were walking and walking and walking... and walk straight past the GH, ah BUGGER.
Finally get in and cutie (or so I thought) wants to do the shower thing, now i`m rather partial to a bit of foreplay in shower so I offer to join her, yes she says.
She`s already in the towel and off into the bathroom, I put my money and phone safe and head in the shower...
OH MY GOD!!
Now i`m only 25 and haven`t had the (Dis) Pleasure of many older women, as they have never really "done it" for me, the oldest before this trip was 30. Now i`d asked her her age earlier on in the night and she told me 27.
O.k I can cope with that.
But By Fookin Jeezus, when I saw her standing there, I know shower caps aren`t the most flattering thing to see a BG in at the best of times but, bloody hell, her arse had dropped, her tits were saggy and belly? Dont mention it...
Quick Quick, lets get back to bed and get the lights off!! Make the best of a bad situation, thats what was going through my mind... I was a bit drunk, if i`d been sober maybe I wouldn`t have attempted it.
Lets just say as she was riding me my dick began to soften as the pictures of her in the shower flashed through my mind.
Stay with it.
Stay with it.
Phew, finally came, not soon enough for me, this was to be the worst sex of the holiday...
Next time i`ll pay a bit more attention to what i`m planning on taking back, and i`ll NEVER go back to that bar, I probably wouldn`t find it again anyway!
Found out from Pete the next day Tiny was a good goer and was into nipple squeezing action!
Bucky Lugger!
Theres always tonight....
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 8:01 am on Jan. 1, 2004
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JHolmesJr
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All the girls I ever took from a bar have only been working 1 month.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Sensual Bangkok Women
Posted on: 3:15 am on Jan. 2, 2004
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Danger Mouse
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I think most of them have only been working bar for 1 month, god knows what they do for the other 11. 
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Thai Girls : Meet Sexy Thai Girls
Posted on: 12:12 pm on Jan. 2, 2004
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dagul
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They work the other 11 bars... getting the word out, building their resumes!
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Sexy Bangkok Girls
Posted on: 4:50 pm on Jan. 2, 2004
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Torq
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Nice post, had a similar experience once don't worry about it. LOL I'm just glad to know I am not the only one who's beer goggles got fogged up the first night. Must be the heat or something...beer may have played a role too. 
Anyway mine was quite slim and pretty and while she had to be about 35 she was one of the best lays I have ever had. She was in great shape. Though the lightning bolts on the belly were something I tried not to think about as the evening climaxed. Nevertheless things finished happily.
She was a real trooper though very sweet and you know I have felt odd even thinking this but I guess the only way to say it is; she was very customer service oriented. Hmmm made me a little less nerverous too as she was my first BG. So for me all things considered it worked out well.
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 2:04 pm on Jan. 31, 2004
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Danger Mouse
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Beer Goggles - Ugly womens best friend.
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Bangkok Women : Meet Beautiful Thai Girls
Posted on: 11:23 am on Feb. 1, 2004
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UK Punter
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Danger Mouse,
You will have to learn to drink more beer cos my birds only get ugly in the morning! yours got ugly way too early!!
Only 1 month!!!!
Met a girl in a Pattaya bar, the other girls said it was her FIRST Night (beat that) 'but she sleak no engrish'
So I say OK I'll BF her and another 2B an interpreter, but newbie was shy????
UKP.
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 10:54 pm on Feb. 4, 2004
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Danger Mouse
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You going in a month?
I`ll be there 14th march - 1st april...
Maybe you could keep the ugly ones away from me when i`ve had a few?
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Thai Girls : Meet Active Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:38 pm on Feb. 5, 2004
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Manuel bkk
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We will tell all the ugly ones to go and keep all the beauties to ourselves... Hope you enjoy our consideration!
This is merely joking since I now moved to BKK, No valid info on Patong anymore. But than again, it is not that far for a short visit so now and then...
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Thai Women : Meet Matured Thai Women
Posted on: 1:45 pm on Feb. 5, 2004
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Danger Mouse
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Hmmm Manuel... I would have asked you to keep them away from me in BKK... but then again, maybe i`d be better asking Stevie Wonder...
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Bangkok Girls : Meet Attractive Thai Girls
Posted on: 1:48 pm on Feb. 5, 2004
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